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*stares in Canadian Provincial Liberal Parties* The Ontario Libs are on their 4th round of picking a Rat King. I honestly don't know how they keep finding nobody's to try an commander a train mid-wreck made up entirely of dumpster fires

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

This short film had a profound effect on me as a child en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spinnolio

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Spinnolio

YouTube video by tnt12357

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

*Reads fine print* Not for Internal Consumption Fffffuuuuuuuuuuu…

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

His back up band patiently waiting for his Lost Boys money to finally run out so they can move on

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Was it petty of me to respond to a stock "we’ve decided not to move forward with your application" HR email with a screenshot of their unreadable-on-mobile email template and a description of why it's broken & how to fix it based on a 20 second examination of it's source code? Perhaps.

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

ADHD hack. Using an inflatable drink cozzy as a coaster makes misplacing your beer more difficult. Not impossible, mind you, but definitely more difficult

A short can of La Bittt à Tibi (yes, with three T's) IPA in an inflatable pink crab floatie.

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

If Bluesky is dying, why are we still excitedly sharing horny Alf content?

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Watching 6ft tall drunk guys walk around like baby giraffes

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

The third trip is actually satire. The fourth is parody. The fifth is self-parody.

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Can pumpfights dot com be that far away? Having a single mother of four in her busted ass Honda Odyssey squaring off against a 27yo financial analyst driving his dad's old Beemer to see who gets $40 off their gas bill.

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The fact that this hit my timeline because it was reskeeted by @greatdismal.bsky.social is what makes this extra special funny.

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Drawstring beach short seem like a cool summer wardrobe choice until you're 4-6 beers deep and really need to pee

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Nooooo. I wondered why I couldn't find them anymore.

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Huh. I wonder what would happen if we all started saying Pierre Polievre is a Pinata filled with full sized candy bars?

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

This is how you kidnap 40 year old white boys who have tried home brewing at least once.

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

I'd say *Don't* (obvious wink) do this Ottawa, but being Ottawa, we'd probably just live with Penis Graffiti.

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Scott Stein @sstein.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

This post is Schrödinger’s rickroll.

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Paul Badertscher @paulbadertscher.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Friends/acquaintances/strangers: I’m a soon-to-be 61-y/o retired journalist/speechwriter/media relations guy about to go back into school as an undergrad. I’m also a big LLM/AI skeptic. It’s been suggested I blog my experience as an old-timey student who doesn’t use AI. Would anyone read that?

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Checking out Henry Arlington’s Centre For Peak Performance, he says mysteriously

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

It's been my experience that if you're a hat guy and an ADHD guy, one of two things tends to happen; you end up with *a lot* or hats, or you only get to be a hat guy for brief periods of time

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Vicky Smallman @offhandremarks.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Come on down to the Carleton Tavern - it’s Kitchissippi trivia night, a fundraiser for council candidate Joanne Chianello. Come on down!

A crowd of folks in a tavern ready for trivia

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Big Boy, Jolly Green Giant, Kool Aid Man, and… Fuck it, Burger King

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VinegarMike @vinegarmike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

"You have tiny 16-year-old-baby lungs, so you can't go out onto the cat porch tonight because of what humanity has done to our shared planet" is unfortunately a massive failure of cross-species communication, so I just have to seem like the asshole.

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I don't know much about art, but I know what I like

A large graffiti drawing of an ample posterior on a white washroom wall with a black wooden frame mounted around it. Under the frame a label reads "BUTT / $2500 / Undisclosed Artist"

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Patrick "let me pencil you in" Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

"If you guys let me build that big ass Ferris wheel years ago, we could be using it like a giant box fan to blow out the flames right now. Who wants some Miracle Whip™ cheese cake?"

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