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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I love warning signs that are clearly there because of one specific dipshit

An 8x10 laminated inkjet printed warning sign above a urinal that states
"Please put nicotine pouches in the garbage"

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

We're right behind my bro. I imagine we'll be taking turns carpooling most games

An overhead seating chart of the arena, with section 101 in Blue and a green "pin" pointing to our seats. Below it is the following:

Charge 2026-27 Season Seat (15 Games)

Canadian Tire Centre Kanata, ON
Section 101, Row E, Seat 3-4

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

ADHD hack. Using an inflatable drink cozzy as a coaster makes misplacing your beer more difficult. Not impossible, mind you, but definitely more difficult

A short can of La Bittt à Tibi (yes, with three T's) IPA in an inflatable pink crab floatie.

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Ok. I'm pretty sure THIS is the highest score…

A third screen shot of the top half of Google's free solitaire game. Similar to the previous post's image, the playing field (or tableau) is empty. All but one of the cards are piled by suit in the "foundation" from ace to king. This time the clubs are missing their king, which is still left in the "stock" (or hand).

At the top of the screen is the time played is 7 minutes, 20 seconds and the score of 985; 20 points higher than my previous best.

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

I don't know much about art, but I know what I like

A large graffiti drawing of an ample posterior on a white washroom wall with a black wooden frame mounted around it. Under the frame a label reads "BUTT / $2500 / Undisclosed Artist"

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

The dog has spotted a sunfish next to the dock

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

name a tv show you're positive no one remembers but you en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Just_Li...

Screenshot from the Canadian Game show "Just Like Mom" where kids competed to line up answers to questions with their moms. Each episode ended with a "Bake Off" where kids were given a dizzying array of ingredients, from chocolate chips and flour to mustard and ketchup, and made some "treat" that the moms had to taste in an attempt to determine which horrendous concoction their kid created.

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Our national bird is now that guy from Space Harrier

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

A bit of both. it's the popcorn people from those Scotiabank/Cineplex ads, but they will fuck you up.

Five anthropomorphic popcorn people standing on a row.

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Turns out you can get slightly higher. The quest continues

Another screen shot of the top half of Google's free solitaire game. Similar to the previous post's image, the playing field (or tableau) is empty. All but one of the cards are piled by suit in the "foundation" from ace to king. This time the hearts are missing their king, which is still left in the "stock" (or hand).

At the top of the screen is the time played is 6 minutes, 35 seconds and the score of 965; 20 points higher than my previous best.

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

WhY DoN't STrAiGhT PeOpLe HaVe a MoNtH? (Video borrowed from @worldbollardassoc.bsky.social )

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Now at the Point for… a pint. And a club Sando. Judging from the warning on the door, Drake won't be by anytime soon

Sign on the entrance of the Pint Public House that states No Minors Past 7pm in a stylish slab serif.

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

The Power station was cool. Current exhibit is very interactive and aimed at kids. Of which there was one (not shown), a toddler, going ham on musical instruments. I briefly considered recreating Aristotle's shadow experiment on them, but the mother didn't approve.

A series of shadow puppet cut outs with animals and creatures in a very childlike art style

A large backlit screen, with a large main spotlight in a splatter/amoeba pattern. For use with the puppets in the first photo, I assume.

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

Time for America's 12th favourite game: Is it poison, or is it a snack?

A wrinkly brown fungus growing out of the ground. It looks sort of like a dried up brain. A quick google lens look up (confirmed by our "Mushrooms of Ontario and Eastern Canada" guide book & Wikipedia entry) tells me this is a False Morel and decidedly NOT a snack.

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

When you order stuff online and misread the size. #mySpoonsTooBig

Me holding a 39" wooden spoon, which is 3/5 of my height.

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Final result: earthier and "beafier" than crimini mishrooms. Might have over cooked them slightly. Still very tasty. Lips didn't get tingly. I'm calling this a win

A baby blue plate on a brick red quilted table cloth. On the plate is a soft boiled egg, ruptured so the yolk is pouring out, two hash brown patties. And 5 pan seared morel mushrooms cut in half. A fork, times down also is perched on the edge of the plate

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Ok. Highest possible score in Google solitaire hard mode: 945 I can retire from the game now.

Screen shot of the top half of Google's free solitaire game. The playing field (or tableau) is empty. All but one of the cards are piled by suit in the "foundation" from ace to king, except the spades, which is topped by its queen. The last remaining card left in the "stock" (or hand) is the king of spades.

At the top of the screen is the time played – 5 minutes, 33 seconds – and the score of 945.

Normally, if all foundation cards are exposed and you play the last visible card from your hand, the game auto-completes and leaves you with the score you reached to this point, so the only way to get max score is to ensure only the final king is left over turned in the hand untill it ready to be placed in the foundation, as described above.

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Apparently my mustard is happy to see me *Insert Grey Poupon joke here*

A clear bottle of French's Dijon mustard. Some of the mustard has fallen out of the lid/spout and looks like an cut penis head. Because my emotional age is essentially 12, I needed to share this

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

At the CIG alumni Homecoming show. Tonight is the 49th annual National finals. If you've ever played, consider filling out the Alumni survey at improv.ca

The NAC Theatre stage, with large blocks on it in front of large red curtains. Above the blocks is a sign hanging on the curtains that reads Canadian Improv Games

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

At the CTC arena takeover with Ottawa Charge vs Montreal Victoire. These seats are not too shabby, I must say.

View of the ice from Section 101, row C. Two rows back from the ice, just to the left of home goal
The Ottawa Charge can be seen warming up as several young fans press against the glass.

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

This is the most Christopher Guest looking cat I've ever seen

Wo images of Christopher Guest looking exactly like this cat. One, from The Princess Bride, where he sits on a horse. And another, from recent press photos, where he looks old…er. But still good. For his age. I'm going to stop now.

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Patrick-Or-Treat Denny @atomicnoggin.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

1) take a giant babybel you received in your stocking this year 2) remove it from the wax, lightly coat in mayo and breadcrumbs (not shown) 3) make babybel wax art while you wait for it to… 4) air-fry for 20 minutes 5) serve with leftover cranberry sauce and toasted naan bread wedges