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Ronnie Hotdogs

@atomicmoog.bsky.social
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Binfluencer, pest, guitar noise maker for the Dick Breakfast Experience, Chelsea Football Club. Ok? Thanks.

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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Every fucking March, without fail.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Finally got around to watching Train Dreams the other night. Fucking hell, what a beautiful film. Even just visually, it’s wonderful. Colour palette and cinematography reminded me a little of The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. A slow-moving, introspective masterpiece 🙌
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Can’t believe we haven’t had a Bondi Rescue/Pam Bondi at the Epstein Hearings crossover yet. Not sure even Harries and the lads could rescue her from this absolute tidal wave though😂
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Is this the presidential ratings version of ‘if we don’t test/report on Covid, the number of cases will go down’?
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Where do you get all this lovely timber from?
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Mate, I shit you not, she ran at me and threw a tennis ball straight to my throat from a yard away 😂😂
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This weekend felt like a throwback to one of those summer weekends from my childhood. Walked Skyline from my house (Churton Park end - about 23km) on Friday. Then spent yesterday and today with Rosie, riding bikes, going to the beach and then playing cricket until the sun went down.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
It appears Cole Palmer is very much back in charge.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I’ve not really ever been unfit, just not strong. I decided to change that at the end of October, so spent Nov stripping some body fat, then from Dec on trying to gain weight. Have put on 3 kg since (now 81kg), which for me is fucking hard to do. Goal is 85kg 💪
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I’m 45 years old and just did my first proper pull up - two in fact. Genuinely quite proud of myself 😂😂
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Nothing at all to do with the fact no one will set foot in there since the name change though, huh Donny…
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Realised this is on Soundcloud, in its entirety, tonight. My only copy is on CD, so I’ve not had anywhere other than the car to listen to it for years. It’s 27 years old, and the whole thing still sounds like it could be from 27 years in the future.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Best review I’ve heard so far: If this film was shown on a plane, people would still walk out.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Twenty years old, this record. Still sounds as good as day one 👏👏
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ACT bros giving it the “well, actually…” over the Modern Slavery Bill. Reply guys giving it the “well, actually…” over Hitler. And on a related note, “The Nazis were socialists” is doing the rounds again. Cool.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Sad* to see the leader of the 1/3 Reich, Greg Bovino, being sent on his way. *Genuinely fucking elated and can’t wait for the little shit to eventually reap what he’s been sowing.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Idiot.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
God damn right I am.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
FB kindly reminding me how cooked things seemed in 2017. And yet, here we are again…
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Fucking hell am I sick of hearing this assimilation argument about immigration. Just another big word to hide your racism behind. Fuck off.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Walked into the office this morning - first day back for a month - what’s the first thing I hear? “Man, your beard has gotten waaay greyer over the holidays!” Fuuuuuuuck sake.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
ICE grabbing and detaining First Nations people now. Just in case you ever thought this was actually about immigration…
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
I had that between Tuesday and Friday. Just that looming dread of work next week hanging over me. Hate it.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Sun came out in Wellington just now. As a result I’ve just put some washing on, so no doubt it’ll disappear again shortly.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
All these little men playing Nazi dress-ups do know how things ended for actual Nazis, right? RIGHT?!
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Christ. I remember having my daughter in A&E with a really bad virus last winter. We’d been waiting for about two hours when I overheard two nurses talking about how there actually hadn’t been a Dr there for the last 30-odd minutes after a shift had ended.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Ha! We haven’t had a heat pump since we left Auckland - this is honestly the first time I’ve missed one.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Not sure if it’s a bias, because the proportion of football I watch is English, but I’ve often felt English refs have more of a tendency to want to be the main character. Some genuinely weird individuals come out of that system 😂
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Particularly in summer - heat and noise have always been triggers for me, so if I can’t open a window for cooler air at the same time it’s just enough to start rustling my jimmies 😂
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
Granted I’ve only lived here for 3+ years, but this spring/summer has seemed excessive. I’ve realised the endless days like this actually make me angry. Just the noise of it is enough to push me into sensory overload 🤬😂
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
I’d rate myself a very competent swimmer - certainly not at his level, but used to do x2 swim sessions a week totalling maybe 5km; also did training on survival in the sea when I was sailing as a kid etc- even at the peak of those days I’d never swim there.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Tell me about it! My brain would’ve dripped out my ears long ago with all the trash takes during this era 😂 Been really good for promoting that ‘life goes on’ attitude towards football. Probably also helps that Sky is so exorbitantly expensive here, so I can’t watch all the games now anyway🤷‍♂️
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Yeah, I duck in and out on occasion, depending on what’s going on. Still pretty quiet in here, but I’ll take that over the Nazis and shit on the other app any day.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
As opposed to the two years of human fucking misery you’ve already unloaded on us? Do me a favour…
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
For someone apparently not racist, these quotes seem a very bold game plan….
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Malo Gusto can’t believe his luck. Waits all that time for a senior goal, and now he has two in a few weeks 😂
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Odds on they’ll be the first to throw the ‘10 weeks of holiday per year’ barb at teachers too.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
@frankiegraulund.bsky.social My guy! Long time no see! You good?
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Mate, I was the same. Most of my school life was being made to feel like I was thick, so I genuinely thought I was, and just gave up trying. Now I look back at a system that I just couldn’t gel with. It feels like it was too rigid to accommodate anyone outside the ‘norm’.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
How good?! 💪
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
😂 My 6yo somehow switched from Apple TV to linear last weekend. It took me ten failed minutes trying to connect it to the wifi before I realised that’s just not how it works now 😵‍💫
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Bary Garlow but spooky @beansinyourbum.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Antfifa
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Imagine your entire party being so utterly shit, that they can’t conspire to roll even the most demonstrably incompetent leader this country has had to endure 😂😂😂
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
It’s amazing when two sides can come together and find something to agree on 😂
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
“…UK officials will be able to seize assets, including jewellery, from asylum seekers to cover the costs…” Fucking hell, we’ve all heard that somewhere before, haven’t we.
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Had another ramble up the hill at dusk last night. Saw a couple of deer ahead on the path, who took off once they’d spotted me. About 200m later I come around a corner to this 😲
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Surely not Winston Peters seeing which way the wind is blowing a year out from an election and trying to subtly plant seeds for an about-face? 😂
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Wellington is a treat. Been wondering what the walking tracks up the back of our place were, so went up for a nosey. Turns out they’ve extended Skyline to here now, which is the perfect excuse to smash it again this summer 💪
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Ronnie Hotdogs @atomicmoog.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Reckons he drives trucks😂
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