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Tom Crowley

@atomcrowley.bsky.social
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Writer, actor, comedian. Listen to my award-winning sketch comedy show Crowley Time: crowleytime.com

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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 8h
Progress of new live show: I have made a soundalike of the theme from Escape From New York in Garageband. Come and hear it at Citizen Shinbone on Friday! live.crowleytime.com
A Garageband window entitled 'Escape from DC' filled with lots of green blocks of noise that make a song.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
8 years of my sketch and character comedy podcast, crowleytime.com! Happy birthday to me, Tom Crowley! Come and celebrate with us on Friday: www.tickettailor.com/events/cheer...
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Catch up with Mike Shinbone in this furious compilation, on the Crowley Time feed and at crowleytime.com now, in time for CROWLEY TIME LIVE: CITIZEN SHINBONE 🇺🇸 at the @cheerfulearful.bsky.social Podcast Festival next week! 7pm, Fri 16th Oct! live.crowleytime.com
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
CROWLEY TIME LIVE: CITIZEN SHINBONE 🇺🇸 World premiere at the @cheerfulearful.bsky.social Podcast Festival in Balham, 7pm Fri 16 Oct 2026 - in person and streaming live online. Guest starring @natashahodgson.bsky.social and @joznorris.bsky.social 🎟️ Tickets at live.crowleytime.com
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All rise! It's my Presidential guests for Crowley Time Live at the @cheerfulearful.bsky.social Podcast Festival next month! The political thriller of the century will be brought to life by @natashahodgson.bsky.social and @joznorris.bsky.social! Tickets and info at live.crowleytime.com.
A graphic advertising Crowley Time Live: Citizen Shinbone, featuring an image of Mike Shinbone in silhouette giving the middle finger, the Crowley Time logo and headshots of the two guests, Natasha Hodgson (Olivier Award winner, Operation Mincemeat) and Joz Norris (Best Show 2025 winner, Entertainment Now). Funniest Podcast of 2026 at the Golden Lobes awards. 7pm, Fri 16th October 2026, The Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival, The Bedford Pub, Balham, London SW12 9HD.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brand new tie-in descriptive rap single Link's in Effect by Megachops. Episode cover artwork by comicsmith-in-chief @lordhurk.bsky.social!
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Marking the vertex elevation, it's time to cartographise some space! Crowley Time Episode 45: Link's Gambit Live, guest starring Chiara Goldsmith and Andy Secombe with live music from Odinn Orn Hilmarsson, is on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com NOW! @odinnoh.bsky.social
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Stop the achievement! It's the last in the improvised Crowley Time side series Faces of Conquest, this time featuring businesswoman Cressida Syndon, brought to us by Showstoppers star Lucy Trodd. Learn just where you can put your helicopter, on your podcast app and at crowleytime.com!
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
For All Mankind (2019-present), the best American streaming show ever made.
Still from For All Mankind Series 1 Episode 3: Nixon's Women. An airfield where Ed Baldwin (Joel Kinnaman), one of the best characters ever created for a TV show, leads a group of female trainee astronauts, Ellen Waverly (Jodi Balfour), Molly Cobb (Sonya Walger), Tracy Stevens (Sarah Jones), Danielle Poole (Krys Marshall) and Patty Doyle (Cass Buggé), some of the best characters ever created for a TV show.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Limmy's Show (2010-2013), recently went back and watched all of these again and they're pure magic. One man's worldview, sensibility and influences perfectly distilled into the most divine medium: sketch comedy. All still on iPlayer, always worth revisiting!
The now infamous 'steel is heavier than feathers sketch'. Pictured L to R: Kirstin McLean, Brian 'Limmy' Limond and Alan McHugh.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Penda’s Fen (aka Panda’s Nan, Snake Boys fans) is one of my favourite films and is one of the most compelling, surprising and chilling pieces of filmed work I’ve ever seen. Tonight it airs on the Beeb for the first time since its debut in 1974. Don’t miss it!
The BBC website’s listing for Penda’s Fen, reading previous broadcast: Thu 21 Mar 1974, 21:25, BBC One. Next: Today, 22:15, BBC Four.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No no no, this new direction for the Zelda remake is very inappropriate!
A screenshot from the trailer for the new Zelda: Ocarina of Time remake. Link rides Epona. His dialogue caption reads: “Ganondorf, I’ll lop off that
sweet willy of yours!”
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Guys, you’ll never guess who turned up in Quark’s Bar, Grill and Holosuite Arcade!
Me, Tom Crowley, acting the tit in front of a London Underground display featuring Captain Janeway off Voyager and Quark off Deep Space 9.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy sixtieth birthday, Star Trek! Or as I prefer to say, happy Sisktieth birthday.
Avery Brooks as Captain Benjamin Sisko from Star Trek Deep Space Nine.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The public asking the government to do something about climate change.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What a treat this was, although the talk backstage was mostly about the disconnect between the obvious enthusiasm in the crowd versus broadcasters’ total lack of interest in commissioning and supporting scripted comedy. Have a piece of the pie, you dummies! 🤷🏼‍♂️
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Get rich or die angry! It’s Faces of Conquest 3, another improvised Crowley Time interview spin-off, this time via cabaret superstar Len Blanco. Learn about mindfulness and putting leaves in your arse, on your podcast feed and at crowleytime.com right now!
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Now on sale under its official title. CROWLEY TIME: CITIZEN SHINBONE has its world premiere next month, 7pm, Friday 16th October at the Cheerful Earful Podcast Festival (@cheerfulearful.bsky.social)! Full details here: www.tickettailor.com/events/cheer...
Ticket site header bearing the image of me, Tom Crowley, as frustrated salesman Mike Shinbone. Title: CROWLEY TIME: CITIZEN SHINBONE. Details: Fri 16 Oct 2026 7pm-8:30pm at The Bedford Pub, 77 Bedford Hill, London SW12 9HD
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Coyote Vs Acme (2026), the movie rescued from Zaslav’s big bin by public outcry. And deservedly so! It’s inventive, funny, has a great premise that’s explored brilliantly and is full of smart gags and clever Looney in-jokes. And Will Forte is fantastic as ever. Go see it, now that you’re allowed!
Wile E. Coyote (L) and Will Forte (R) in Coyote Vs Acme, the film they tried to obliterate.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Robert Duncan McNeill holding a desktop printer
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Thanks Scotland! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿
Me, Tom Crowley, having a paddle in Loch Lomond.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
THINGS I DIDN’T SEE IN EDINBURGH BUT SAW BEFORE AND THEY’RE BRILLIANT: Gareth Gwynn: Cyril • 13:00 • Til 31st August • Gilded Balloon @ Patter House @garethgwynn.bsky.social Tom Neenan: Portrait of a Tom as a Young Neenan • 15:15 • Til 31st August • Underbelly George Sq @tpneenan.bsky.social
Gareth Gwynn, the loveliest man, wearing a flatcap.Tom Neenan, the second loveliest man, looking quizzically through a picture frame at you.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Emmeline Downie: Gail 16:35 • Til 30th August • Pleasance Courtyard Excellent character comedy based on an incredibly well-observed type of suburban English woman. Like a female Partridge, performed seamlessly, with total conviction and a lot of empathy for the subject. Ace gags and lovely staging!
Emmeline Downie as Gail, who has an Etsy shop and uses AI to make images of women from history as if they were Disney characters, you know the sort.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Chris Cantrill: Rewilding 12:10 • Til 30th August • Monkey Barrel @ O’Neill’s After last year’s show which was joyful and stuffed full of brilliant storytelling and inspired oddball ideas and observations, this one also is, if not moreso. Yeah! @chriscantrill.bsky.social
Chris Cantrill wears a nice brown suit and looks into camera against a fetching red backdrop.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Spooky Dookie: Cool New Planet!! 19:40 • Til 31st August • Gilded Balloon @ Patter House This was a real highlight that I knew nothing about, except that it was sketches. So many wonderful unexpected twists and every time you think you know where a bit is going, it swerves violently. Magic.
L to R, Maureen Monahan and Claire McFadden, aka Spooky Dookie. They made a show that I loved.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
David Hoare: How To Live To 100 17:40 • Til 31st August • Hoots @ Nicholson Sq David Hoare is an awful man and a talentless hack so I don’t know how he’s managed to craft this wonderfully silly but also genuinely life-affirming show about making the most of your time. @davidhoarelol.bsky.social
The smug villain David Hoare, looking ever-so pleased with himself between two instruments that he claims to be able to play, not that I’ve seen any evidence for it.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Freya Parker: An Hour of Decay 14:45 • Til 30th August • Underbelly Bristo Square Freya Parker (who was also a brilliant guest in my show, thank you Freya) hones her fantastically jazzy stand-up voice in this show about aging, the end of the world and a weird teacher feeding her child to an AI.
Freya Parker in a cheesecloth shirt sitting at a table where a goat skull and a wilted flower also are.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Mr Boy: The Beauty Contest For Boys (by Max Prentice) 13:20 • Til 31st August • Assembly George Square Studios Funny, winning, inventive, weird character comedy sketches disguised as a creepy beauty contest for boys. Fun and surprising all the way through, with shedloads of unexpected jokes.
Max Prentice reenacting the top half of the Vitruvian Man and wearing a sash that says Mr Boy 2026.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I am leaving Edinburgh! Here is everything I saw that wasn’t me watching myself perform my own show from the stage. Everything I saw was really really good! Here is what everything I saw was, in order:
Me, Tom Crowley, giving the big old ‘thumbs up’ meaning ‘yes please’ or ‘everything’s cool dude’ on a train.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
THANKS FRONGE! And thanks to all the lovely people who turned up to see it! And thanks to @lordhurk.bsky.social for the gorgeous show artwork, exhibited at the @pleasance.co.uk all month!
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This Wednesday at the Edinburgh Fringe, it’s the final performance of the live radio theatre sci-fi comedy romp Crowley Time Live: Link’s Gambit, guest starring Kieran Hodgson and Freya Parker at the @pleasance.co.uk Courtyard! live.crowleytime.com
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Frunge.
Me, Tom Crowley, with a wheelie case and a backpack on a train platform.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hokum (2026). Really brilliantly pleasantly surprised by this. Good on Adam Scott for taking part and getting some more eyes on this clever, stylish, genuinely scary and surprising Irish horror. Fantastic local cast as well. Don’t miss it!
Adam Scott looks askance at an Irish person (not pictured) in Hokum (2026).
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Go optimise yourself! It's another of billionaire Tez Tucker's interviews with a business maniac in Faces of Conquest 2 on the Crowley Time podcast feed! Thanks to @johnrain.co.uk for putting us in touch with geneticist Roderick Lamb. crowleytime.com
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I say, what's all this? Why, it's Jack Bernhardt, one of the key figures behind the latest Crowley Time episode (Faces of Conquest 1 with @jackbern.bsky.social and @tobiwilsonline.bsky.social, at crowleytime.com) and he's found evidence of next week's Edinburgh show! COR! live.crowleytime.com
Cheeky little Jack Bernhardt points at the events board for the Upstairs venue at the Pleasance Courtyard, which says that Crowley Time will be appearing there on the 19th.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Hokum (2026). Really brilliantly pleasantly surprised by this. Good on Adam Scott for taking part and getting some more eyes on this clever, stylish, genuinely scary and surprising Irish horror. Fantastic local cast as well. Don’t miss it!
Adam Scott looks askance at an Irish person (not pictured) in Hokum (2023).
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hot thrusters to everyone starting their Fringe runs this week! I'll be there at 20:10 on Weds 19th August at the @pleasance.co.uk Courtyard, with Link's Gambit guest starring @kieranchodgson.bsky.social (in his only Fringe appearance this year!) and Freya Parker! live.crowleytime.com
Black ink art advertising Link's Gambit in Edinburgh. It reads: Award-winning! (Funniest podcast of the year - Golden Lobes) Crowley Time Live at Fringe 2026 - Link's Gambit - One night only - Live comedy radio theatre - 8:10pm, Wednesday 19th August, Pleasance Courtyard, guest starring Kieran Hodgson & Freya Parker
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
HERE WE HERE WE HERE WE FUCKING GO
Still of Press Gang Series 1 Episode 1 on ITVX.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Safety Not Guaranteed (2012). I remember being so-so about this when I saw it at the cinema, but loved revisiting it. It manages to be a mopey 2010s indie reflect-‘em-up, a really well-observed character study and a right old romp all at once.
Aubrey Plaza, Karan Soni and Jake Johnson stare at Mark Duplass (not pictured) who plays a weirdo in this one, would you believe it.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Crowley Time improvised summer spin-off is here and it's FACES OF CONQUEST! A billionaire seeks out other achievers (bastards) and interviews them. Episode 1 comes via my old Sad Faces sketch buddies @jackbern.bsky.social and @tobiwilsonline.bsky.social and BOY did we have fun! crowleytime.com
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Meet the pocket nano pug. From Crowley Time Episode 44: Art (with Molly Beth Morossa). crowleytime.com
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Prepare to be challenged! Episode 44 of my sketch comedy podcast Crowley Time is here and it's very artistic indeed. Guest starring the splendorous Molly Beth Morossa! Listen to Episode 44: Art on your podcast app or at crowleytime.com right now!
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Thanks to everyone who came down to see the penultimate ever Link's Gambit at the Old Red Lion last night! And most of all, thanks to @odinnoh.bsky.social, @tpneenan.bsky.social, @betheyre.bsky.social and Sir Chuntley Buffingham for being part of it. Hot thrusters, what a night! 🎉
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Crowley Time Live: Link’s Gambit… And More! 🎭 The Old Red Lion, Islington. ⏰ Tonight, 7:30pm. 💃🕺 With Beth Eyre, Tom Neenan and Odinn Orn Hilmarsson! live.crowleyme.com
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I made a gif.
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
In just one week, on Tues 14th July, we're bringing Crowley Time Live: Link's Gambit to the Old Red Lion Theatre in Angel for one last London performance! Plus support from Tom N and Odinn! Tix: live.crowleytime.com @tpneenan.bsky.social @betheyre.bsky.social @odinnoh.bsky.social
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
me homar. yes. get boy. oh!!! (annoyed grunt)
An advert for a canned margarita drink that reads ‘you, me, marg?’
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Tom Crowley @atomcrowley.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It’s only the title theme for a visual novel for the Sega CD, you don’t have to go too hard (MAN PLAYING PIANO ON FIRE MEME)
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