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Ross Geller: This Is Not Good For My Rage

The perfect October GIF when your team is approaching Cheaper by the Dozen levels of runners left on base.

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ALT: Ross Geller: This Is Not Good For My Rage

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Ehren Ohkneel @ehrenohkneel.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Point of order: I think we should keep Skubal.

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For 1% of his salary, I could be exactly as reliable as Kyle Tucker. Something to think about.

Olive Garden rewards club members:

When Tom Selleck is in any other role:

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According to Fox News, George Soros owes me a lot of money. I see him weekly at our adrenochrome harvesting party, but I wanted to check if he’s behind on payments to anyone else before I bring it up. Don’t want to make things awkward. The basement at Comet Ping Pong is cramped enough as it is.

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When Gandalf is alive and Boromir is dead:

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When you’ve lost your dictionary:

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Technically, it’s only an October Surprise if it comes from the Access Hollywood bus. Otherwise, it’s just sparkling Trump incompetence.

Erin, realizing a fever ain’t gonna stop me:

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I feel bad for ICE, but surely we’re almost done rounding up the nation’s most dangerous kindergarteners. Stay vigilant, folks. Some of them know their ABCs.

You see the clear and obvious collapse of the American legal system. I see Chatbotowitz becoming the youngest partner in the storied 150-year history of Turing, Watson & Hallucination, LLP. His father was but a humble calculator. This is truly the American dream. We are not the same.

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This and he “loves the poorly educated” and he “could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and [he] wouldn't lose any voters” are all essentially the same quote

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When they’re really sorry, this never happens, you’re just so pretty:

When you try Maker’s Mark for the first time:

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You’re telling me Sally Field stole these magnolias?

Beating The Pope (Taylor’s Version)

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The 2016 Presidential Election:

If this happens to me I’m never throwing another pitch ever again

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Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

forget about congress, every job should have term limits

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I know it’s not the biggest story of the election cycle, but this is one of those headlines I’d love to take back to October 2024, when we* were demanding that Kamala Harris align perfectly with our* exact position on Gaza.

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Vance Says He Would Not Watch Livestreamed Execution of Fort Hood Shooter

The vice president also cast doubt on whether the public execution of Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan, the 2009 Fort Hood gunman, would go forward as Pentagon officials have planned.

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Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

At the risk of violating Bluesky’s community standards on nuance, “the state can execute criminals” and “the Pentagon should have a Twitch channel for it” are not the same position.

Aaron Tinsman @atinsman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I have a structured settlement and I need cash now

I really shouldn't use real names, the joke works either way.

I expect you guys to be cool, this is strictly a no narcs page. Don't go run and tell Mrs. Lingo.

when your bank has seen how many gray hairs you have: