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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
i love chicago i love the bears
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
These Cardinals uniforms look like what happens after the unexpected airport toilet auto flush
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Say what you want about Caleb Williams development as a second year quarterback… at least the Bears don’t employ Jordan Love.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
The head coach of the Dallas Cowboys should be required by the franchise to wear a cowboy hat on the sideline
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
eat shit dickhead
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NLCS Gm6: Rizzo lifts a towering solo homer to right
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
I love the football game press box camera shots when we can see right up the offensive coordinator’s nose.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Coaching Carousel Redux: Marcus Freeman to the Bears, Ben Johnson to Notre Dame. Who says no?
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Season after season, my best advice to Bears fans is don’t watch Bears games.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
The best part about being a Bears fan is never having to make watching the game a priority and always knowing the soul crushing, embarrassing, incompetent result.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
the moment you knew it was all over for ben
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MLB Jersey Numbers @numbersmlb.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Today, all #Cubs players will wear number 23 to honor the late @baseballhall.org 2B Ryne Sandberg.
A blue Chicago Cubs alternate jersey, number 23.
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Sam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
This one's free today, having to say goodbye to the first. sam-fels-but-whos-buying.ghost.io/the-first-an...
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The First And Best
Goodbye, Ryno. The step-up from Tee-ball to pitching wasn't an easy one for me. We didn't have coach pitching. I don't even remember it being a thing when I was a kid. I could hit my dad when we prac...
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
This one truly hurts. Ryne Sandberg is a Chicago legend, Hall of Famer, MVP, Gold Glove Second Baseman, and All-Star and still somehow overshadowed and underrated. He made everything look so effortless. He hit for power. He glided around the bases. He was a magician on the infield. RIP RYNO 🦏
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
ESPN's tribute to Ryne Sandberg
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
In 25 years we will look back and think “Hyundai Santa Fe” was just a Korean translation for “Pontiac Aztec.”
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Nothing Jason Day wears can be considered cool or fashion forward after showing up on Saturday at the US Open in a white belt.
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Second Great Bisexual Awakening @suesswassersee.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Fuck Off, Kershaw
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
The Dodgers’s silence about ICE in LA — and Dave Roberts’ feigned ignorance about what’s going on — is an absolutely horsehit look for the franchise of Jackie Robinson and Fernando Valenzuela www.latimes.com/sports/dodge...
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Commentary: Cowardly Dodgers remain silent as ICE raids terrorize their fans
The Dodgers have declined to release a statement in support of their fans protesting ICE raids that have ripped apart families in Southern California.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Good job daddy. Congrats winning the Memorial. Now take this one year old baby who shot all the way up his back and thru his onesie.
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Ramblin Grimace @ramblingrimace.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
I remain of the opinion that all home uniforms should be team names and road uniforms are city names.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I can’t wait to be old enough and rich enough and unaware enough to comfortably wear an XL promotional T-shirt over my white button down to an NBA Playoff Game
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Pjörk 🐷 @nicoleconlan.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF VILLANOVA STANDING AT 5' 9" ORDAINED BY DIVINE FATE IT'S... POOOOOOOPE LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HYj...
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Chicago Bulls Theme Song | SIRIUS - The Alan Parsons Project | KNUCKLES TV Series Version
YouTube video by Borna Matosic
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
The Lakers belong in Minnesota.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
The Pacers advanced to the Eastern Conference Semifinals. The Pistons and Knicks are battling in an iconic venue. And the Bulls are repurposing their uniforms for a miserable last place Chicago baseball franchise.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
bears are stupid. 0-17
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Cubs Bullpen Update
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a merry go round with horses on it and a diamond on the top
ALT: a merry go round with horses on it and a diamond on the top
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Watching this game between the Cubs and Padres with both teams wearing Motorola advertisements and I haven’t seen anyone with a RAZR since 2010.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
F it. Rory is going to win today and it’s not going to be close. St. Andrew’s, LACC, Pinehurst strengthened his game and his resolve and McIlroy will wear the Green Jacket tonight.
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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
parenting is getting your kids to go to sleep so you can relax and look at pictures of them
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His Skeletoncy, the Ghoul of Hell @timhodgson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
It is 2002. I am 18 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2008. I am 24 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2020. I am 36 years old. We are in a once-in-a-generation economic crisis. It is 2025. I am 41 years old. We are in a—
image of watchmen's doctor manhattan, a superhero who is entirely blue and nude, sitting on a rock, small in frame, on what is depicted to be a very pink version of the surface of the planet mars. he looks pensive.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
This one hurts. Gone far too Soon. R. I. P.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Too many people are pontificating that Tiger Woods will be 2027 Ryder Cup Captain when we should be focusing on him being 2028 United States President.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Arkansas is the real kansas.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
As a resident of the State of San Diego, I must say I’m embarrassed and ashamed of this offensive output.
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Dee Phunk @deephunk.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Screw your auction paddles, screw your all black dress code, and screw your post-walkout selfie that nobody saw bc you creeped out quietly. DO SOMETHING THAT MATTERS.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Stop trying to be fucking cute. Use plain language and call things what they are. Donald Trump and Elon Musk are criminals who have illegally usurped governmental power and they are undermining the country and hurting human beings all over the world. Act like it's fucking serious. Because it is.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
To those standing on street corners, holding cringeworthy signs, beeping horns on your luxury cars: where were you in November? One year ago? Four years ago? Too little too late. What the president is doing is terrifying but not surprising. And he’s only going to go lower and more extreme.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
I wanted to take a moment on this Presidents’ Day to announce that I will be running for president in 2028.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
No fight is the wrong fight to pick. That’s been the problem from the beginning. Because you dipshits keep normalizing it rather than call it what it is and ridiculing it. Fight it all. Just like democrats who are only “swinging at strikes” and don’t realize they’re not hitting those either
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Thru 2-1/2 quarters, I have gained more yards traveling to the fridge for beers than the Chiefs offense.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Matthew McConaughey has been on my TV tonight more than the Chiefs offense
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Parenting isn’t hard, it’s constant.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
For the first time in his career Luka Dončić will get to play basketball while wearing a decent uniform.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
I’ll always remember where I was when I saw Harris English join the prestigious Swedish Pancake Club
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Prediction: Food prices are going to quickly skyrocket. The ICE raids are already impacting farms in California, understandably scaring off huge numbers of workers. The tariffs bullshit will compound the problem. And because Trump is nuts, it'll be hard to correct, because nobody will trust him.
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
@pointlessexercise.com I’m in a TV rut. What can you recommend I watch on Netflix or Prime?
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
The John and Patrick McEnroe broadcasting duo is one of my favorites in all of sports, even as a casual tennis observer. What would be the equivalent in another sport where two siblings expertly announce and analyze together?
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
And I thought the consolation prize for losing the National Championship Game was going to be named Chicago Bears Head Coach
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
The NFC North is such a gauntlet 🙄
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Andy @atgarms.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Follow me on my Dry January Journey (Except New Year’s Day, First Date Anniversary, Wife’s Birthday, NFL Playoffs, “Sunday Funday, etc.)
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