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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 17h

this guy at blues night keeps insisting this song is just about churning butter but I think there might be a deeper meaning behind it

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

for Indigenous Peoples day I’d like the government to stop messing with my family’s water and also to leave Chaco Canyon the eff alone and also a few small gifts

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Got free avocado on my huarache yesterday because I’m a total sweetheart

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

having three sisters is weird it’s like, here’s 4 different versions of the same woman

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

YSK always translates to “Yves St. Knaurant” in my head

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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

A+ Fresno State fan shot

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

finding an extra loose, unexplained egg in your groceries is exactly the kind of thing that happens when you’re crashing out

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

i love being Mexican but it means that when you call your dad to tell him about your impending divorce he hands the phone over so you can say hi to every relative that’s present

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Welp, just let the couples therapist know, hope she doesn’t think she failed us or something

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

AI flyers looking like the kids menu you get to color on at the restaurant

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

just got catcalled literally like one would call a cat

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

she's letting you know 'her feelings' and also telling everyone not to become 'numb'

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

this is commentary and as you would expect this is an actual Congressperson and there's ZERO in here about what she will be doing about this as an elected official or what her party plans to do.

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

left a movie on while I went to yoga yesterday and the app started auto playing softcore porn once the movie ended. Doesn’t seem like a great feature tbh

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I had my first electrology client today! 🤗

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🎃 And-BOO Jan-Cruel-Ski 🎃 @andrewjank.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

me and @atenciocrystal.bsky.social are going to find out if we can survive Modelland

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Every car in happy valley looks like an unmarked police vehicle

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

what I wouldn’t give for a calendar of non-major city skylines

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Brushed against a plant at the gold dust meridian about a month ago and just now pulled a half centimeter-long thorn out of my wrist that had been lodged in there ever since

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Definitely did a double take while scrolling the website for my yoga studio

A screenshot from a yoga studio website and one of the photos has a person wearing salmon-colored yoga pants and so they look like they’re naked from the waist down

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

“Hook” by blues traveler is a banger but the lyrical content is just rancid

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

As a 40-something Aquarian Crystal this was algorithmically design to hurt me and I’m not even trying to download any apps

A screenshot from a dating app showing a woman named Crystal who has 12 kids with 8 dads

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Well I’ll be damned, tucker Wetmore is his real name

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’m singing this song that has a zombie snarl in the background and I have to do it every time I play it on piano or else it doesn’t feel right

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Mandatory Great Gatsby-themed work event” is one of the best sentences I’ve heard spoken lately

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

That guy who’s like, 37 but says he looks 17 is operating on a completely different level than the rest of us

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

nick cave came on during Pilates today, followed by a liberty biberty and the teacher just stood up and turned it off without a word

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Just absolutely losing it over here thinking about naming a baby “Townes”

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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 24/09/2026

garfield prizes at game booth, seaside heights, new jersey, 1978

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Pretty sure baggage claim is the gassiest part of the airport

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I can’t wait for the Untold episode on the Hyrox shitter

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

so that lady dookied all over herself and just kept on running, huh?

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So the guy who totally wasn’t a serial like, three years ago has now been charged with a 6th murder

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

idk how much brain power ed Sheeran had to begin with, that fool stepped on a geyser

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

imagine my disappointment when I discovered that the Starbucks wasn’t also a hybrid Taco Bell, they were just in the same parking lot and shared a sign

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m being serious when I say that it’s not uncommon for people who aren’t from the west to not know that New Mexico is a state. That being said, I’m pretty sure Trump only knows it’s a state because he’s been to the Epstein Ranch

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

it’s important to try new things, unless that new thing is a blackberry sage espresso tonic, then don’t try it because it’s really gross

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

This Airbnb has a huge skylight right over the sitting area and it feels like watching tv in an oubliette

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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 04/09/2026

i.o.o.f. building (now an antique store), oak street, red bluff, california, 1987

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

ok I thought we did the boneless couch thing in the 90’s and learned they are no good for anyone who isn’t a small child

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

driving into SF at 5:30am is just dodging a bunch of men trying to kill themselves and everyone else on the freeway so that they can arrive promptly at the office in order to send emails

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

So far we have no reason to believe our Airbnb host has a secret office full of Nazi memorabilia and ceramic Jim Crow figurines, not like last time

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The vibe at the Walmart in Mountain View is straight-up joyous right now. Hella people shopping. A guy selling hot dogs in the parking lot, a birthday party going on in the back of a Honda a few rows over. Staff was cheerful, upbeat, the lighting not too harsh

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Crystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

ever get a parking spot so good you’re still thinking about it a week later?

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