Reposted by Andrew JankowskiJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026just secured my first round of funding for my startup! it's called OMELAS. Its goal is to make Omelas in real life 30933148
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026More than anything, I wish my mom had mentally prepared to retire. I wish I knew I needed to have Those Conversations. They take so much knowledge with them, and it's too late by the time you know you need it. Enough about me. Good on @wweek.com for making us more aware of how to age in Portland. 011
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 27/09/2026why did I think Walker, Texas Ranger was from the 80s? Chuck Norris jokes would be like all of us piling onto an actor from 2–4 years ago (Gal Gadot jokes?). 010
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026OK Omens is closing in a few weeks, which means we only have a few weeks to meaningfully revisit one of my most controversial takes of 2025: www.wweek.com/food/2025/12...wweek.comMost Divisive Restaurant of 2025: OK OmensSome of us had our best meals of 2025 at OK Omens. Some of us would beg to differ. 010
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 26/09/2026where the hell are the olds congregating that they're missing these AI conversations bc why did two legacy bands I saw both have missing fingers-grade AI visuals, like what's wrong with a photo slide at this point? 000
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 25/09/2026when did we switch from "transphobic" to "anti-trans," this feels like a style shift within the last calendar year 000
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Summer is now legally over, and seeing a bright blue bee fly into my home was definitely a top tier highlight 010
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 24/09/2026if we get no governor debate then can we get a drag governor debate: Slaytina Kotek vs Xtine Slay-zan 010
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Portland's second Bar Rescue episode is the best known (RIP The Penis Room). The first, while more successful, gets less ink. I visited Over Easy Bar and Breakfast, fka Six Point Inn, with @wweek.com to look back on a decade-plus since its TV appearance: www.wweek.com/drink/2026/0...wweek.comOver Easy Bar & Breakfast Survived ‘Bar Rescue’ by Refusing to ChangeThe former Six Point Inn is a neighborhood watering hole, not a TV diner. 010
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ken Jennings keeps posting about Portland on IG per my suggested feed, and each post I've thought was from Mayor Wilson's alt account 000
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026it is still legally summer. why am I seeing NYE promo 010
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I got confused for straight again. That's what I get for dressing like I crawled out from under a car. 000
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026U of O vs PSU (wow @ me making a sports joke)static.klipy.comThe Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already DeadALT: The Simpsons: Stop, Stop! He's Already Dead 040
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I mean why aren't we interviewing SmarterChild 001
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Valerie DeVille sprayed so much Rosé Rush at her birthday show that I thought I would chemically go blind 000
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026oh.fuckme to death x, why was Andy Ngo referred to my Facebook feed 000
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I've got a flying show outside my window but instead of Vaux's swifts they're newly hatched beetles 020
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026would you believe that the dispensary too cheap to not use sandwich baggies is also too cheap not to make an AI sandwich board 020
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 17/09/2026On the other hand it looks like Vancouver's Grant Street Pier is free floating river trash like God intended 😍 000
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 16/09/2026is now the time to buy that sweater from his dumbass sweater collection that I have saved on Poshmark 100
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 15/09/2026US uses veto power to oppose Gag City humanitarian relief aid 000
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 15/09/2026not to encourage AI use but we really missed an opportunity for "X POP FIGURE Flees Gag City" content didn't we 010
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 14/09/2026anyone else curious if The Real/Fake Friends of WeHo (2023) actually sucked or not 100
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I talked to @loganlynn.bsky.social about his new album and documentary for @streetroots.bsky.social. The latter shows tonight at the Clinton Street Theater, a testimonial to the coolness of sobriety: www.streetroots.org/culture/2026...streetroots.orgLogan Lynn’s sobriety journey captured in a new record and documentaryThe new documentary screens at Clinton Street Theater on Sept. 12. Using interview footage with Lynn and his two dogs, Pretty Baby and Barbara Cheeseburger, he tells his story as a young, gay man in P... 083
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 11/09/2026what ages me faster: the Recession Pop laser light shows I want to attend, or this mailer for Macy's One Day Sale happening all three-day 9/11 weekend 010
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 11/09/2026my car insurance sent me an email titled "We Remember" and I was immediately sure I got I Know What You Did Last Summer'd 050
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 10/09/2026My monthly Arts for All recs are up! The full list was in print last week and my latest story is in print this week so make sure you show your @streetroots.bsky.social vendors some love: www.streetroots.org/culture/2026...streetroots.orgSeptember: Arts for All CalendarOregon Trail Card holders can find free or low-cost film, theater, and music events through September. Read our top picks for this month's arts events. 041
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 10/09/2026same! my job hunt and hillin journey have shown me how embedded it is outside the art world. sooo many sectors use it (healthcare, "business," obviously tech). I'm always horrified when people ask me if I use it but I at least see the place that question comes from. 010
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Alexa, was Sleep Country annexing the Clark County Amphitheatre into its borders considered an invasion of American soil 020
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026men in vests was such a 2010s look and is so rarely discussed. I saw a recent documentary with c. 2011 footage and of course there were guys dressed up for their Olive Garden clopening shifts. what was that all about? 000
Reposted by Andrew JankowskiChristen McCurdy @christenmccurdy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026AI slop is ruining everything, including the cute animal internet. 062
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 06/09/2026love that Heidi Montag was going to be first lady of LA and now she's making a song about matcha. What has Rene Gonzalez given us. 000
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 03/09/2026This @streetroots.bsky.social article doesn't claim to know what the song of the summer is (it's Madonna, Slayyter or Hilary Duff in this household) but it makes a good case for how they come together: www.streetroots.org/opinion/2026...streetroots.orgWhat makes a song of the summer? Has society progressed past the need for one?I think the song of summer has fractured from the cultural to the individual. My song may not be yours and I may not even have heard of yours. 021
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I have my first second job interview since March 020
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 02/09/2026"I don't know what they taught you at Clinique, but at Estée Lauder we work with what God gave us." 010
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 02/09/2026nobody will believe I had "the gays drag Dan Ryan" on my 2026 bingo card along with "Eric Zimmerman: Food Influencer" 020
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 01/09/2026the McDonalds drive thru ballot box in Hollywood remains a bastion of democracy 1275
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 31/08/2026the slop era of Dolly's grief cycle started barely after Hour 25 but we're deep in it now 000
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Leisure Public House's sparkling Dollyjito could fix me 000
Reposted by Andrew JankowskiThe Associated Press @apnews.com · 27/08/2026Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama, who splashed her signature polka dots across the art world, dies at 97.bit.lyYayoi Kusama, who splashed polka dots across art world, dies at 97 in TokyoPioneering Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama, who splashed her signature polka dots on paintings, sculptures and museum installations around the world, has died. She was 97. 9366106
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026we need Grace Jones in a secure, luxurious facility until we know what's going on. get her to Enya Island now. 020
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026cover Lady Bunny in bubble wrap immediately, this timeline can't be trusted 000
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry would want us to shiver with antici— 031
Reposted by Andrew JankowskiCrystal Contreras-Atencio @atenciocrystal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026No half-mast Tiddies, we need Tiddies at full salute. You think dolly would want everyone to un-perk their tits?! 031
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Rocky Horror will be a little less sexy this year 000
Andrew Jankowski @andrewjank.bsky.social · 26/08/2026It's either "take it Dolly—Dale *laugh*" or "Now some us are pitbulls too / We appreciate the things you do" youtu.be/twoDzMPv0Cs?...youtu.bePitbull x Dolly Parton - Powerful Women (Visualizer)YouTube video by Pitbull 000