Sign in

Dan White

@atdanwhite.bsky.social
5.7K followers 132 following 87 posts

Blue Sky litter.

PostsRepliesMedia
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Beautiful car
0853
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
🐰
21073
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Witnessed a crime
0892
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Seeing things clearly now.
21115
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Won’t buy a Rolls Royce
2803
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Looking for noise-cancelling paint
0721
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Thx Hawk!
010
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Trying to get on the celeb cam
0722
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Max Blade
21179
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Does anyone know how to get around Venmo’s character limit?
812612
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Met my girlfriend’s parents for the first time tonight. Couldn’t have gone worse. Only goal was to make a good first impression and instead I accidentally walked in on her dad going to the bathroom 11 times in two hours.
3891
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Hell yes. Just hit a $900 prop bet (I bet my friend Luke that everyone at the party would have a good time and we’d leave thankful for one another’s friendship)
0691
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Perma banned ?!?! For real???
100
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Literally all I want.
11426
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Super Bowl cake
3750
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Super Bowl Football Hunt
4938
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Oh hell yes.
07110
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Wrote a football poem
31043
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Stop using AI for customer service!!!
512013
Reposted by Dan White
The Onion @theonion.com · 12/01/2025
Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside theonion.com/kohler-...
theonion.com
Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside
KOHLER, WI—To address a situation the plumbing-fixture company described as embarrassing for everyone involved, Kohler issued a recall Tuesday of 30,000 bathtubs it had shipped with a nude man already inside. “Due to a mix-up at our manufacturing plant, thousands of our freestanding claw-foot bathtubs were mistakenly sent out with a sudsy naked man pre-installed,” […]
592315136
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Thx Jonah ❤️
010
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
2591
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Help
21036
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
2025 not off to a good start.
0861
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Blackout drunk. Screaming at my family that The Grinch was radicalized by the Whos’ own Whobris. "The Earth is littered with the ruins of empires that believed they were eternal". We ‘ve learned nothing from Iraq
01018
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
F my brother-in-law. Christmas is supposed to be about of love and family. It is NOT about stopping dinner and demanding everyone put down their forks “until we find out who did that to the bathroom.” HE ruined Christmas. Not me.
21485
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Waited too long to do my Christmas shopping and now only Walgreens is open. Fuck it. Everyone’s getting a knee brace.
2888678
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
Hello. There is a new St. Denis Medical on NBC tonight at 8pm and streaming tomorrow on Peacock. It’s our Christmas episode so I used AI to edit this photo.
1360
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Spent $29 on the @AMC Conclave popcorn bucket
3784
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Getting caught up on Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
4982
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Thank you, Dan!
010
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’ve been here Glenn. You need to be on your phone more
120
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Unbelievable
114310
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Hello. There is a new St. Denis Medical on NBC tonight at 8pm and streaming tomorrow on Peacock.
2310
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Go Bucks
000
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m blackout drunk in the garage while my son takes his first steps. My wife begs me to look over but I’m staring at our roof, wondering if the height could break my legs. “No.” I whisper.
41669
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Hate having to send these texts
11147
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Hosting Thanksgiving this year
318814
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Elon Musk is worth $347,800,000,000. But our brains aren’t evolved to conceptualize numbers that big. So think of it like this: if I gave you $1 every day it would take 347,800,000,000 days to accumulate his net worth. Does that seem fair?
5985
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Hello. There is a new St. Denis Medical on NBC tonight at 8pm and streaming tomorrow on Peacock.
1341
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Wish I could check this out
2371
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It's been three years but it feels like so much longer. Miss you every day, Grandma Gene. ❤️
11072
Reposted by Dan White
Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I was diagnosed with ADHD this year (at age 36!!!) and here’s some of the signs I should have noticed sooner (🧵):
2550247
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
🎅🏻
1983
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Damn.
220914
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Sorry still figuring out how this website works
3440
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Marfge Simpson
1591
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
🐶
21042
Reposted by Dan White
Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
nytimes.com
The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
23225863715917
Dan White @atdanwhite.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Won’t buy a property with a pool.
5980