Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Flora: my gift is beauty. The princess will have hair like sunshine and lips like a red rose. Aurora: [has radioactive hair that causes burns and lips with many layers] 100
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Why do 90% of hotels in Blackpool UK look like they were designed by ASBO teens during Margaret Thatcher’s tenure? Like nothing against old buildings but I can smell some of those mattresses through the photos… 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 29/09/2026At my game group’s behest; a photo of my 3 nat 20’s upon being told to roll with double disadvantage 😂 #ttrpg I also managed to crit 3 times in a row on a d6. All in all not a bad night. 022
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Sigh I somehow managed to lose an earring, I’ve only had it for a week 🙃 they were nice lab diamond studs too 🥲 000
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Is… is Channing Tatum teaching my Pilates class 120
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I thought for a moment Auspost is embracing its Druidic forest demon side. But that’s a bird on a branch, isn’t it. 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Girl lives in prison simulation for democracy. Or Girl goes to prison to become influencer. 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 25/08/2026So, question. We all know what sugar daddies/mommies are, and their counterparts the sugar babies. What would you call a relationship with the age gap reversed, like a wealthy younger man/woman looking for an older partner to spoil? 000
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 02/08/2026The Southern Three-Banded Armadillo (Tolypeutes matacus) is one of the only armadillo species capable of rolling into a completely sealed sphere: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu... 25768721011
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Look, it’s pretty apparent that Masters of the Universe is taking the mickey out of conventional ideas of machoism and masculinity, but that doesn’t mean I cannot still lose my absolute shit at Skeletor saying “Your great sword dangling between your glorious thighs” #mastersoftheuniverse #heman 110
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 30/07/2026At a little Turkish cafe: Young woman(YW), clearly wanting to be left alone: Shop owner(SO): omg I love your necklace! I love it when people honour their culture. Are those real diamonds? YW: yeah. SO: I love Sanskrit, it’s sooo mystical and beautiful YW: it says “penis”. Me: [chokes on my coffee] 020
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/07/2026 217839
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Me: [sitting pensively, looking into middle distance] Coworker: hey, you okay? Me: oh. Yeah. Just thinking Coworker: sounds serious Me: no… well, it’s weird.. I was just wondering if bald people wash their heads with body wash, shampoo, or face wash…? Coworker: oh [pensive silence] Me: yeah… 110
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 26/07/2026So I tried a lymphatic hydrafacial thinking it was a little treat no biggie, and the next day I woke up feeling like I met God’s eye and did burpees all the way back to orbit 🤦♀️ 110
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Turkish coffee on a Sunday morning @sparesidekick.bsky.social 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 21/07/2026You think your Shepherd has a weak ass d6 Rebuke, until you crit twice on a cowardly and undead enemy and it blows him straight past healthy AND bloodied. Just by saying “you’re a stinky, ugly meanie.” #ttrrpg #nimble5e #64damage 100
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I used the word “extant” in a meeting once and when prodded explained it was the opposite of “extinct”. They did not believe me and said I can’t just go around making up words. 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Me during summer: man I wish it would get cool enough so I can wear my nice jackets Me during winter: always wears the same uniqlo puffer jackets bc it’s freakin cold 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Y’know, in hindsight it really shows how successfully I was groomed into people pleasing, when my immediate response to being mauled by someone’s dog is to comfort the owner. I mean she was crying and apologetic but still. Maybe I should be more pissed? 100
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 28/06/2026A cooler way to say “I have depression” should be “I’m sick with the downness” 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Do you ever curse the gremlin in your brain for picking such expensive hyperfixations. Like. I recently discovered jadeite as a study topic and now I can’t seem to know enough about it. No matter how much I tell myself it’s just a rock (a pretty rock! But just a rock). 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Advertise your bluesky account with a simpsons memestatic.klipy.comLisa Simpson: Byuntear and DistressedAlt: Lisa Simpson: Byuntear and Distressed 000
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 19/06/2026What if black holes are big balls of alien spiders so dense they form an inescapable gravitational field 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 19/06/2026For Christmas in July this year I would like Pauline Hanson, Trump, and Elon Musk all strapped to a rocket and sent directly into the sun 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 17/06/2026When I think about it, a lot of so-called “habits for successful people/billionaires” can be explained by cocaine-fuelled manic episodes. Wake up at 5am? Cocaine. Go out and connect with dozens of people at a time? Cocaine. Put 20-30 books in TBR and swear you’ll finish it all in a week? Cocaine. 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 15/06/2026No, Ev, you do not need more cozy sweaters 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I detest the fact I had to look up whether or not this is AI 020
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger Congresswoman Sara Jacobs @sarajacobs.house.gov · 12/06/2026It’s beyond sickening that Elon Musk – the world’s first trillionaire – pays a lower effective tax rate than truck drivers, firefighters, or nurses. It’s not complicated – we need to actually TAX THE RICH.nytimes.comElon Musk Becomes the World’s First Trillionaire 30834841054
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I have a friend who hates baking. She has a 3 week old and a 2 year old. She forgot her husband’s birthday. This was a last minute creation. (Shared with permission) 110
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 04/06/2026This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone #ProofOfCat 120
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Doctor: what do you see? Me: it’s humanity writ large, or rather, writ small. A scene depicting us as a society of puny, pathetic, ineffectual dots trundling along the great emptiness of life, raging against the irretrievable fate of decay - Doctor: ma’am.. this is an eye test. Are you okay? 020
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 31/05/2026🎶there once was a man, In Russia long ago He was big and strong, In his hat a rodent’s home 🎶 000
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Some mushroom dice for my shroomling elf 🍄🟫 @eternalversedice on Insta #ttrpg #nimble5e 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Saw a video that went “don’t buy vintage designer if you can’t differentiate between vintage and thrifted” and my friend, are we gatekeeping vintage now? It seems to me most accessible vintage designer items aren’t exactly museum quality. It’s just clothes. Nice clothes, but not that precious. 000
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Surely at this point I might as well just stir a Splenda and a couple drops of brown dye into some fizzy water 000
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Odd question for #ttrpg players….. Do you ever wash your dice? 210
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 26/05/2026(I don’t know if I’m nonbinary in the official sense, probably more agender, but) Why are you nonbinary? Wrong answers only: When the mathfia came for my family, they made me an offer I can’t refuse: stock their base 10 products on my sense of shelf or they would make my cat into a snood. 020
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I have a rotating lockscreen image on my work laptop and today it’s blue-footed boobies, kinda made my day 000
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Marketing fail: Walmart sells 250 year anniversary merch that looks like America died. 1532153523
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Today I explained to my (kiwi) dance teacher that he hasn’t been telling people he’s trying to lose weight “我在減肥” but that he transports asshole thieves “我載賤匪”. His mouth fell open and his face turned an interesting shade of pink. He tries, which is more than what most people do, bless him. 000
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Replace “butterfly” with any slow-walking commuter who insists they have right of way before me 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Do you ever wonder if Jesse’s girl and Stacy’s mom are the same woman 100
Reposted by Harley Cliffhanger Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK 6085400816196
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 23/05/2026One of America’s godfathers of late night talk shows. He will be missed, though I don’t think he will have any problem finding his next gig. CBS, however, I feel might up to its name Colbert’s B*tch Stationstatic.klipy.comPretty Woman: Big Mistake. Big. Huge.ALT: Pretty Woman: Big Mistake. Big. Huge. 010
Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Overheard on metro: “I’ve already min-max’d my bard. He’s bardmaxxed. He has more rizz than a cheese cracker.” #ttrpg 020