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Harley Cliffhanger

@atavistique.bsky.social
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Ev. She/her. Old enough. Cat mom. Trekkie 🖖 A screw loose and tough as nails.

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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Flora: my gift is beauty. The princess will have hair like sunshine and lips like a red rose. Aurora: [has radioactive hair that causes burns and lips with many layers]
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Old news but paging @meh-guh.bsky.social
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Rhuta Bhayga @rhutabhayga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why do 90% of hotels in Blackpool UK look like they were designed by ASBO teens during Margaret Thatcher’s tenure? Like nothing against old buildings but I can smell some of those mattresses through the photos…
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At my game group’s behest; a photo of my 3 nat 20’s upon being told to roll with double disadvantage 😂 #ttrpg I also managed to crit 3 times in a row on a d6. All in all not a bad night.
Photo of 3 d20’s with the 20 side facing up
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sigh I somehow managed to lose an earring, I’ve only had it for a week 🙃 they were nice lab diamond studs too 🥲
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is… is Channing Tatum teaching my Pilates class
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I thought for a moment Auspost is embracing its Druidic forest demon side. But that’s a bird on a branch, isn’t it.
Red app icon for Auspost. It looks alternately like a round faced demon with horns, droopy ears, and a goatee leaning on a branch, or an owl(?) sitting on a branch.
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: Girl lives in prison simulation for democracy. Or Girl goes to prison to become influencer.
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
So, question. We all know what sugar daddies/mommies are, and their counterparts the sugar babies. What would you call a relationship with the age gap reversed, like a wealthy younger man/woman looking for an older partner to spoil?
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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Southern Three-Banded Armadillo (Tolypeutes matacus) is one of the only armadillo species capable of rolling into a completely sealed sphere: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFu...
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Look, it’s pretty apparent that Masters of the Universe is taking the mickey out of conventional ideas of machoism and masculinity, but that doesn’t mean I cannot still lose my absolute shit at Skeletor saying “Your great sword dangling between your glorious thighs” #mastersoftheuniverse #heman
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
At a little Turkish cafe: Young woman(YW), clearly wanting to be left alone: Shop owner(SO): omg I love your necklace! I love it when people honour their culture. Are those real diamonds? YW: yeah. SO: I love Sanskrit, it’s sooo mystical and beautiful YW: it says “penis”. Me: [chokes on my coffee]
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/07/2026
@ayaonx on twitter: Nobody has a harder name than Yves Saint Laurent

Miranda Parkin (@mparkinb) quote tweets with a close-up photo of a  gravestone: Ronald "Puddin" Bumcum July 20, 1956
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Me: [sitting pensively, looking into middle distance] Coworker: hey, you okay? Me: oh. Yeah. Just thinking Coworker: sounds serious Me: no… well, it’s weird.. I was just wondering if bald people wash their heads with body wash, shampoo, or face wash…? Coworker: oh [pensive silence] Me: yeah…
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
So I tried a lymphatic hydrafacial thinking it was a little treat no biggie, and the next day I woke up feeling like I met God’s eye and did burpees all the way back to orbit 🤦‍♀️
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Turkish coffee on a Sunday morning @sparesidekick.bsky.social
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You think your Shepherd has a weak ass d6 Rebuke, until you crit twice on a cowardly and undead enemy and it blows him straight past healthy AND bloodied. Just by saying “you’re a stinky, ugly meanie.” #ttrrpg #nimble5e #64damage
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I used the word “extant” in a meeting once and when prodded explained it was the opposite of “extinct”. They did not believe me and said I can’t just go around making up words.
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Me during summer: man I wish it would get cool enough so I can wear my nice jackets Me during winter: always wears the same uniqlo puffer jackets bc it’s freakin cold
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Y’know, in hindsight it really shows how successfully I was groomed into people pleasing, when my immediate response to being mauled by someone’s dog is to comfort the owner. I mean she was crying and apologetic but still. Maybe I should be more pissed?
Dog owner: [backpackers who live with her] feel so bad and I do as well - I will work on [dog’s] behaviour of barking and jumping at the door. please let me know how you are

Me: I’m alright [dog owner] I’m sure it was just dark out and she couldn’t see my face so she was confused
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The crotch flap cinches it for me
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
A cooler way to say “I have depression” should be “I’m sick with the downness”
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Do you ever curse the gremlin in your brain for picking such expensive hyperfixations. Like. I recently discovered jadeite as a study topic and now I can’t seem to know enough about it. No matter how much I tell myself it’s just a rock (a pretty rock! But just a rock).
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Advertise your bluesky account with a simpsons meme
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Lisa Simpson: Byuntear and Distressed
Alt: Lisa Simpson: Byuntear and Distressed
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
What if black holes are big balls of alien spiders so dense they form an inescapable gravitational field
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
For Christmas in July this year I would like Pauline Hanson, Trump, and Elon Musk all strapped to a rocket and sent directly into the sun
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Honestly, a Mood
Quote of the week:
"I denied myself rest with full awareness of the consequences, choosing fleeting joy instead of lasting value.
Now I rise exhausted, not as a victim of circumstance. but as the architect of my oun demise; a role I perform with unsettling consistency
- Spoken by anyone staying up late to watch the world cup
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
When I think about it, a lot of so-called “habits for successful people/billionaires” can be explained by cocaine-fuelled manic episodes. Wake up at 5am? Cocaine. Go out and connect with dozens of people at a time? Cocaine. Put 20-30 books in TBR and swear you’ll finish it all in a week? Cocaine.
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
No, Ev, you do not need more cozy sweaters
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I detest the fact I had to look up whether or not this is AI
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Congresswoman Sara Jacobs @sarajacobs.house.gov · 12/06/2026
It’s beyond sickening that Elon Musk – the world’s first trillionaire – pays a lower effective tax rate than truck drivers, firefighters, or nurses. It’s not complicated – we need to actually TAX THE RICH.
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Elon Musk Becomes the World’s First Trillionaire
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I have a friend who hates baking. She has a 3 week old and a 2 year old. She forgot her husband’s birthday. This was a last minute creation. (Shared with permission)
A pile of vaguely confectionery-looking materials on a toddler’s plastic plate, starting with a base of canned peaches with whipped cream, and then a layer of “deconstructed” sponge cake. And then some crumbly green buttercream that, according to my friend, “looks like toothpaste and has the texture of granulated sugar.” This is all topped with rainbow sprinkles, and then candles and Australian flags that give an impression of haphazard defeat.
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Do not eat the zombie yeast bread.
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
This is a cat check point. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone #ProofOfCat
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Doctor: what do you see? Me: it’s humanity writ large, or rather, writ small. A scene depicting us as a society of puny, pathetic, ineffectual dots trundling along the great emptiness of life, raging against the irretrievable fate of decay - Doctor: ma’am.. this is an eye test. Are you okay?
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
🎶there once was a man, In Russia long ago He was big and strong, In his hat a rodent’s home 🎶
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Some mushroom dice for my shroomling elf 🍄‍🟫 @eternalversedice on Insta #ttrpg #nimble5e
Latte brown D6 dice with mushrooms etched upon them in a buttery yellow
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Saw a video that went “don’t buy vintage designer if you can’t differentiate between vintage and thrifted” and my friend, are we gatekeeping vintage now? It seems to me most accessible vintage designer items aren’t exactly museum quality. It’s just clothes. Nice clothes, but not that precious.
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Surely at this point I might as well just stir a Splenda and a couple drops of brown dye into some fizzy water
Cola abomination (James Bond edition) with zero (i.e. fake) sugar and zero caffeine
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Odd question for #ttrpg players….. Do you ever wash your dice?
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
(I don’t know if I’m nonbinary in the official sense, probably more agender, but) Why are you nonbinary? Wrong answers only: When the mathfia came for my family, they made me an offer I can’t refuse: stock their base 10 products on my sense of shelf or they would make my cat into a snood.
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
I have a rotating lockscreen image on my work laptop and today it’s blue-footed boobies, kinda made my day
Photo of a black and white bird with bright turquoise legs
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LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Marketing fail: Walmart sells 250 year anniversary merch that looks like America died.
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Today I explained to my (kiwi) dance teacher that he hasn’t been telling people he’s trying to lose weight “我在減肥” but that he transports asshole thieves “我載賤匪”. His mouth fell open and his face turned an interesting shade of pink. He tries, which is more than what most people do, bless him.
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Replace “butterfly” with any slow-walking commuter who insists they have right of way before me
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Do you ever wonder if Jesse’s girl and Stacy’s mom are the same woman
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
One of America’s godfathers of late night talk shows. He will be missed, though I don’t think he will have any problem finding his next gig. CBS, however, I feel might up to its name Colbert’s B*tch Station
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Pretty Woman: Big Mistake. Big. Huge.
ALT: Pretty Woman: Big Mistake. Big. Huge.
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Harley Cliffhanger @atavistique.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Overheard on metro: “I’ve already min-max’d my bard. He’s bardmaxxed. He has more rizz than a cheese cracker.” #ttrpg
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