Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.media.tenor.comALT: 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Hahaha. Let's just say that when I'm with you, I feel a whole lot more brave to take on things I've never experienced before. 😉 I'm on my way. 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Do let me know if you need any help! I should be able to clear out my schedule. Far be it from me to let my darling get into anything dangerous. 😘 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 01/01/2026The Nutcracker! Ooh, sign me up for that, my darling. 🤩🤩 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Happy New Year to you as well, my dear! Hope you and yours are having a good time. I'll be taking you out again soon, next time you're free. 😘 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 26/12/2025They're collectibles. My work colleague got me one, and my sister thinks that's hilarious, but she won't explain to me why. 😅 120
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 26/12/2025I... got a Labubu for Christmas. I know nothing of these things other than they went viral sometime this year. 330
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Happy Christmas to you too, darling! And yeah, my sister went way too hard on the Christmas tree. 😅 My niece is being showered with presents but the tree is just too distracting. 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 25/12/2025My niece likes the Christmas tree more than she likes her presents. 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 13/12/2025An upcoming expedition? Oooh. 🤔 Well, you can tell me all about it as I sweep you off your feet and into my arms. See you, my sweetheart. 🥰 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 13/12/2025I'm doing a little Christmas shopping right now, but if you want to meet up, I should be free in the afternoon. What are you up to, my dear? I've spent the whole week longing to see you again. 😊 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 07/12/2025My brain in a nutshell. www.tiktok.com/@drive45musi...tiktok.comwhat do i wantTikTok video by ☆drive45☆ 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 23/11/2025media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt is standing in a hallway next to a bed .ALT: a man in a blue shirt is standing in a hallway next to a bed . 010
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Just what I need. I'll be right over, darling. Keep Jinx distracted before I arrive. 😜 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Mine keeps babbling nonstop. Lately, it seems I can only get it to calm down when you're around. 😅 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 17/11/2025I have a really complicated relationship with my brain. 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 16/11/2025So displeasing when I see a piece of art that looks so pretty but then I find out that it's AI. 010
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Oooh, that probably means cookies! Well... biscuits, as you call them. 😅 I wouldn't be opposed to another night together. I'm on my way, darling. 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 19/10/2025media.tenor.coma brown bear is standing on its hind legs in a field and says thank you beary much .ALT: a brown bear is standing on its hind legs in a field and says thank you beary much . 010
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Sounds like a plan. See you tomorrow, my darling. 🥰 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Well, tonight's race was very... eventful. 😬 How about we celebrate tomorrow, dear? Come over, maybe we can go to a nice restaurant. I'm feeling sushi, or Korean BBQ... what do you think? 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Hey, it's no prob, darling. I don't think I ever told you the exact date. Thank you, though. 😘media.tenor.coma black and white drawing of a cat with the words `` thank you '' written above it .ALT: a black and white drawing of a cat with the words `` thank you '' written above it . 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 18/10/2025'Tis the season for this song. One of my favourite renditions of Autumn Leaves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXBN...youtube.comEva Cassidy - Autumn LeavesYouTube video by Eva Cassidy 010
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 14/10/2025Of course! Kept you in mind, darling. Saved you some turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie. Come over whenever to pick it up, maybe enjoy it with me. 😉 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 14/10/2025I love the autumn weather. Clean, crisp air without being too cold. And plenty of food at Thanksgiving. 😆🍗 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Oh that is fascinating! Reminds me of a middle-English song about cuckoos. www.tiktok.com/@muco_0/vide...tiktok.comOne of the oldest known medieval folk songs written in the Wessex dialect of middle-english. Translation: Summer has arrived, Loudly sing, cuckoo! The seed is growing. And the meadow is blooming, And ...TikTok video by Muco 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Oh, what a fun phonetic experiment. Hey @arcaneologist.bsky.social, this made me think of you. 😛 www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zW...youtube.comWhat If English Were Phonetically Consistent?YouTube video by Aaron Alon 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 04/10/2025My face aftermedia.tenor.coma cartoon character with a bald head and white eyesALT: a cartoon character with a bald head and white eyes 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 04/10/2025A client of a colleague who I was helping out today. Me: "You said your son had his birthday recently?" Him: "Yeah, September 15th." Me: "My brother was also born September 15th." Him: "Oh, so you know what your parents were doing on New Years." 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Some people really just say the most unhinged shit. 😐 210
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I was about to suggest Indiana Jones, but considering what you do, that may almost be too on-the-nose. So how about Nathan Drake? 😜 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 03/10/2025😉media.tenor.coma man in a green shirt is holding a glove and says `` all right then keep your secrets '' .ALT: a man in a green shirt is holding a glove and says `` all right then keep your secrets '' . 110
Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 03/10/2025...Ignore that duplicate reply, bsky was being stupid. >_> 110