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Will Schaefer

@asyouwill.bsky.social
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Templar and lover of life. Geek. MSW. (RP account. #SWLRP. FC: Tyler Hoechlin. Character played by @solitudefreak.bsky.social)

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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A kiss for luck? 😘
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
That's later this summer, darling. 😜
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Stop scrolling & post two characters who bring you happiness.
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Hahaha. Let's just say that when I'm with you, I feel a whole lot more brave to take on things I've never experienced before. 😉 I'm on my way.
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Do let me know if you need any help! I should be able to clear out my schedule. Far be it from me to let my darling get into anything dangerous. 😘
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Oh my. Are you alright, my darling? 😲
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
The Nutcracker! Ooh, sign me up for that, my darling. 🤩🤩
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Happy New Year to you as well, my dear! Hope you and yours are having a good time. I'll be taking you out again soon, next time you're free. 😘
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Another year flies by~
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
😱
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
They're collectibles. My work colleague got me one, and my sister thinks that's hilarious, but she won't explain to me why. 😅
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
I... got a Labubu for Christmas. I know nothing of these things other than they went viral sometime this year.
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Happy Christmas to you too, darling! And yeah, my sister went way too hard on the Christmas tree. 😅 My niece is being showered with presents but the tree is just too distracting.
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
My niece likes the Christmas tree more than she likes her presents.
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
An upcoming expedition? Oooh. 🤔 Well, you can tell me all about it as I sweep you off your feet and into my arms. See you, my sweetheart. 🥰
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
I'm doing a little Christmas shopping right now, but if you want to meet up, I should be free in the afternoon. What are you up to, my dear? I've spent the whole week longing to see you again. 😊
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
It's wonderfully well-layered humor. 😂
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
My brain in a nutshell. www.tiktok.com/@drive45musi...
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what do i want
TikTok video by ☆drive45☆
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
@arcaneologist.bsky.social 😉
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
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a man in a blue shirt is standing in a hallway next to a bed .
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
*flop*
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Hahaha. I'm hurrying over! 😹
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Just what I need. I'll be right over, darling. Keep Jinx distracted before I arrive. 😜
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Mine keeps babbling nonstop. Lately, it seems I can only get it to calm down when you're around. 😅
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
I have a really complicated relationship with my brain.
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
So displeasing when I see a piece of art that looks so pretty but then I find out that it's AI.
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Oooh, that probably means cookies! Well... biscuits, as you call them. 😅 I wouldn't be opposed to another night together. I'm on my way, darling.
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
This rain is so soothing.
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
What a majestic blep. 😹
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
😸 Hope you and Jinx had a wonderful day today.
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
@arcaneologist.bsky.social 😽
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
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a brown bear is standing on its hind legs in a field and says thank you beary much .
ALT: a brown bear is standing on its hind legs in a field and says thank you beary much .
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Sounds like a plan. See you tomorrow, my darling. 🥰
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Well, tonight's race was very... eventful. 😬 How about we celebrate tomorrow, dear? Come over, maybe we can go to a nice restaurant. I'm feeling sushi, or Korean BBQ... what do you think?
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Hey, it's no prob, darling. I don't think I ever told you the exact date. Thank you, though. 😘
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a black and white drawing of a cat with the words `` thank you '' written above it .
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Oh no. I'm 34 today.
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
'Tis the season for this song. One of my favourite renditions of Autumn Leaves. www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXBN...
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Eva Cassidy - Autumn Leaves
YouTube video by Eva Cassidy
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Of course! Kept you in mind, darling. Saved you some turkey, stuffing, and pumpkin pie. Come over whenever to pick it up, maybe enjoy it with me. 😉
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I love the autumn weather. Clean, crisp air without being too cold. And plenty of food at Thanksgiving. 😆🍗
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Oh that is fascinating! Reminds me of a middle-English song about cuckoos. www.tiktok.com/@muco_0/vide...
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One of the oldest known medieval folk songs written in the Wessex dialect of middle-english. Translation: Summer has arrived, Loudly sing, cuckoo! The seed is growing. And the meadow is blooming, And ...
TikTok video by Muco
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Oh no. I'm not smart enough for this joke. 😅
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Oh, what a fun phonetic experiment. Hey @arcaneologist.bsky.social, this made me think of you. 😛 www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8zW...
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What If English Were Phonetically Consistent?
YouTube video by Aaron Alon
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Uh, okay. On my way. 😅
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
I want this mental image to go away. 🤢
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
My face after
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a cartoon character with a bald head and white eyes
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
A client of a colleague who I was helping out today. Me: "You said your son had his birthday recently?" Him: "Yeah, September 15th." Me: "My brother was also born September 15th." Him: "Oh, so you know what your parents were doing on New Years."
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Some people really just say the most unhinged shit. 😐
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I was about to suggest Indiana Jones, but considering what you do, that may almost be too on-the-nose. So how about Nathan Drake? 😜
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
😉
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a man in a green shirt is holding a glove and says `` all right then keep your secrets '' .
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Will Schaefer @asyouwill.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
...Ignore that duplicate reply, bsky was being stupid. >_>
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