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Aster

@asterbun.bsky.social
979 followers 395 following 5.1K posts

He/him. 27. Flattest cartoon rabbit in Toontown. Professional @levi.land smoocher. Current 🇺🇸, future 🇸🇪. Big fan of Tekken, Yakuza/LaD, FFXIV, Tomb Raider, and MGS. I’m weird!

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 1h
Massive shoutout to Valve for pushing an update that bricked CS2 immediately after I started playing it with friends
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 2h
Fucked around and made a healthy dinner
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 3h
I’m sick… and the only thing that can heal me… is several hundred pounds of fat ass on my face
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coluen @coluen.bsky.social · 10h
Wilerunner activities
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Zeus Susie @zsusieart.bsky.social · 11h
It has been found
Screenshot of a Final Fantasy XIV player with the name "Lieutenant Columbo", whose avatar is dressed to look like the character Columbo, running through the Fall Guys event map
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 6h
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 12h
Need more friends who I can casually step on
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 20h
god bless premade cookie dough
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Reminder for all my XIV besties to do your mini cactpot today
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
eepy bunny with his big ass paws poking out of the blankets
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You have GOT to be shitting me
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Allie @rally.luckyraven.cc · 29/09/2026
"Surprise!! Brick" text above a 3D ascii flying brick.
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Everything I’ve heard about GTA VI makes it look like it’s gonna be an absolutely generational clusterfuck
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
where’s all the short nerds for me to bully
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Your fursona would look a lot better if they got cartoonishly twisted into a balloon animal
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Much like my fursona, I strive to never have to wear pants
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
International Rabbit Day and NOBODY gave my paws an extremely long, wet smooch… 💔
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BAPHYPAWS @baphypaws.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Way ahead of ya buckaroo! (Join me, it’s fun :3)
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
bunny bunny bunny bunny
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🍊Marmalade (he/him) @marmaladedraws.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
wha- @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social what is this wizardry?
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
What’s the point of tagging my post as adult IF I ALREADY TAGGED IT THAT WAY MYSELF WHEN I POSTED IT
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Talented gambler (part 2 and 3)
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*rests my paws on you*
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stroob @stroobcow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
taking my foxloon out for enrichment (comm)
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
big toon bunny paws
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Playing Oblivion while I smoke “moon sugar” (my pen)
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Inflation…
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I need to remember to stop trying to plan game nights on Tuesdays
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Rona Altana @ronaaltana.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Discord finally confirmed for real when they're rolling out age verification service-wide (tomorrow) and I've not seen a single person make a peep about it
discord.com
Safer for Teens, Same Discord for Adults
We’re launching a revamped, privacy-focused age assurance solution including methods that won’t require an ID or selfie. Here’s how it works.
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The devil on my shoulder is telling me to have an edible But then I’m gonna be high while playing CS2 with the fellas…
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Talented gambler
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plork @hemuchang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
gotta keep him addicted to the chase
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“There’s gotta be at least 500 golfers in America who hunt humans for sport.”
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Apparently it’s gonna rain all day… good thing I’m a fat stoner who won’t be going outside
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“I want to be a hero, just like in Drag’n Wash!” - Ichiban Kasuga, probably
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I am very lucky to have friends that are Really Fucking Hot
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Card 🔜 BLFC @cardk.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just boyfriend things. #fatfur #inanimate
“Smile for the Camera Haida, this will be your new contact picture”
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Where the fatties at
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Razzle @razigator.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
sketch com for a fren who just said (kobold absolutely BURYING that face in zard belly)
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Jubo Malseeco [SEMI HIATUS] @thejubomalseeco.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pulled into work and instantly felt extra depressed
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I’m channeling all my unwanted negative emotions into planning my next two tabletop campaigns 😤😤😤
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Immediately after rescinding my two weeks’ notice, I learned that the only other good coworker in my position is leaving at the end of next week. 🙃
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Waited too long and now the job I wanted isn’t hiring. 🙃
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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
flat
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Shibadoodles @shibadoodles.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Coyote vs Roadrunner blimpy ending!🎈 Now instead of falling down he can't stop reaching the top x3
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The Azure Guardian 🔵🛡️ @theazureguard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Firefox literally just doing this right now by announcing this shit...
Zelda
28 Feb - @TheZeldaZone@mastodon...

"Hello, We're Firefox, The Only Browser That Hasn't Hit Itself In The Dick With A Hammer. For years now, folks use us because of our un-hammered dick. Now, you may be wondering why today we've brought this hammer and pulled out our dick. Well I'm glad you asked--"

16:18 - Feb 28, 2025

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Aster @asterbun.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shoutout to the CS2 furry who killed me with a weapon named “Girlcock Guzzler”
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