assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 18/09/2026i can do it in no time flat. i do everything while flat 090
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 14/09/2026losing an argument and angrily slamming the toilet seat as i leave 0151
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 14/09/2026my haters drop coins upon death, which i can use to purchase upgrades for my equipment 1160
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 14/09/2026wiping my dog's eye goop onto my eyes so she can experience solidarity 0120
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 14/09/2026if i hadn't adopted my dog she'd be roaming the wilds with no one to un-goop her eyes 1191
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the first wolf was domesticated by a caveman who bravely wiped the wolf's eye goop back onto the wolf's fur 0303
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i usually make friends by going to board game pubs and eavesdropping until someone says "gene wolfe was cooking" 0151
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the plural of beyblade is beybs lade. you should try it sometime 1140
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 14/09/2026i had to leave two replies about how much i love my boy gosh/woodencube 030
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 14/09/2026it could've been like this for a while i haven't been on this account in like a week lol 170
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 06/09/2026i'm going to the karaoke place that only has normal stuff tonight, what should i sing? i don't know any normal songs, but the weird songs place was already booked 030
Reposted by assorted berriesskeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026they should make a protein cigarette 48014
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 03/09/2026getting followed by an account that has never posted is like walking outside and finding a video camera pointed at your house 0202
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 03/09/2026using the internet to look at cool pictures 0141
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i haven't seen it! it seems cool, but i only watch like two or three movies a year 110
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 01/09/2026i'd love to answer all your burning questions 170
Reposted by assorted berriesgosh @woodencube.bsky.social · 31/08/2026hello sir. we're here today because our minority report future prediction tech keeps saying youre going to lop your penis off with a katana by accident. not technically a crime but like obviously we have to stop it 0201
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 30/08/2026sorry redditor, i stopped reading after "a little background: " 180
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026me: am i never to wed? scheming vizier: perhaps thine standards need lowering, your grace... me: johann!! johann, my steamy dreamy standard-bearer with washboard abs who i force to wear a speedo: your grace? me: lower thy standard. turn around, then reeeal slow, just how i like it.. god, yes... 140
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026my crush doesn't work construction but he does wear carhartt 020
Reposted by assorted berriesmorrowind.txt @morrowind-txt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I am sorry. I thought we might have a common interest. 26623
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026youtu.bePinback- SergYouTube video by DailyMiles5 110
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i also get enough music from my hobby (music) 180
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026listening to pod cast. i get enough music at my job (music job) 1100
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026oh ok well if it's outside then that's different, i do that every night 010
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026where!!!!! there's nowhere in oregon that will let me do this!!!!! 😭😭😭 110
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026this is one of the main reasons i miss europe 110
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 29/08/2026i'm retweeting hate speech about the minority group you belong to, right into your feed..... 😈 but!!!!! 👀‼️ it's because i'm *quote-dunking against it* 😇 so really you should be thanking me.. and perhaps we should kiss..? 😏 1487
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 28/08/2026i have a side hustle where i teach ironic detachment to morning people 0141
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 28/08/2026this is already my alt, otherwise I'd deactivate it and make an alt 0130
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 28/08/2026job hunting is as demoralizing as pooping your pants in public every day 2130
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 26/08/2026the women think severian sounds like a sweet boy despite his circumstances 050
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 26/08/2026wokely explaining gene wolfe to strange women 190
assorted berries @assortedberries.bsky.social · 26/08/2026i'm going to play music with some coworkers today, i hope they don't want to make coworker music. regular's fine. 0110
