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Aslag

@aslag.bsky.social
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See you starside 32, he/him

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runchkin @runchkin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
mouse and cat three: the gang goes to chilis
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 5h
Moderation.bluesky.police has tagged this image as: Too Sexy Click here to view
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 5h
Thank you for portraying realistic studio apartment living
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Bill Rat @billbeagle.bsky.social · 5h
LMAO #5
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 14h
Nikita probably thinks it humanizes him or something
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 15h
It's cool that this is the guy Elon put in charge of twitter after he got bored managing it himself
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 15h
We don't need no big show out here in the real america. A couple inches serves us just right.
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 16h
I'm just a simple country boy, I ain't like you city folk
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 17h
The nations estranged fathers and uncles will be jacking off to this
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 20h
Used to call them wonks but woke decided that was a slur
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 20h
lmao
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MattSolo @mattsolo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
This is work, too, where the company that owns your company keeps trying to get workers to find something it does other than read your emails for you. They're more invested in the AI at this point than they are in you, but it just doesn't actually DO very much.
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 20h
"sure bayc look awesome but what I really love is the community"
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
feels like more than anything they are very eager to cook up a usecase for this stuff beyond ugly pictures and computer coding. like when nft guys would wax gildedly about the media sphere of their slurp juice ape
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 23h
No one would disagree with this if it was about nazi germany or russia
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male to fujoshi transsexual @foxglove.bsky.social · 22h
It's too bad that they're never going to hurl money at making psychosexually unnerving (but thematically solid) cable shows before everything is Harry Potter, Star Wars, or something about cattle ranchers who are also in the Texas Rangers and the CIA.
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love that "welcome to hell, motherfucker" clip so much
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Diplomatic cable leaked to me shows Marco Rubio order embassies to bar people from the US for speech-related reasons. Hours later, Rubio gave a speech at the Acropolis celebrating "free debate and public discussion": www.kenklippenstein.com/p/the-speech...
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The Speech That Gets You Banned From America
Leaked Rubio cable details “far-left” speech that bars people from entering the U.S.
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that's life, people come and people go
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beadwitch2 @smallpenis.top · 08/10/2026
eviscerate my pussy like a four year old
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
nope, forgot about him
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Liberal Currents is for queer people who think Obama didn't drone strike enough Muslims
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Haven't seen that name in a long time
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Upload squidward to the computer call him gridward
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Shooting guns and larping as a commando is fun, it's these dudes pretending there is any level of authoritarian overreach they would actually disagree with that annoys me.
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The gun guys who spend the most money and time on their weapons and "training" are always the same guys who think every police shooting is justified and the military is based.
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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People already QTing this about antisemitism, missing the several orthodox dudes in crowd. At some level if you give 26m to NYPD and the JCRC who were in direct conflict with your core supporters while libraries go unfunded, lease theft payments go unpaid, etc etc this will happen.
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Krinn DNZ @krinndnz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
images that spring to mind unbidden, part 986: "can only dream of crime and ruin" // "choose society over chaos and filth" // "discover the anti-bird equation"
https://www.tumblr.com/adactivity/73552347250/here-are-the-raw-images-which-make-up-the-eat-no
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Utz cheeze balls changed their recipe (to save money probably) and now they just taste like salt, recommended if you hate yourself
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Collecting my child's ravaged corpse from the school crater

No no it was a mistake on the computer actually. The missile. A.I. they said. I don’t know how it works either but they messed up the targeting somehow. So all in all just one of those things. Come help me lift her here. Gently now.
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trip to the vet?
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Go ahead, I don't give a gently caress
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
JD Vance trying to explain to his Indian wife how his Twitter friends are using malfoid to save the white race
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That and he was a fan of the Kraven the Hunter movie
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
For more context this same guy drives a huge pickup truck with a Gadsden flag on it
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Lmao I vaguely remember that one
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The most conservative guy at my company has multiple Ted Lasso funkopops on display in his office
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Get his ass
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Eyup Lovely @eyuplovely
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Oh no my gorgeous 39 year old baby son got kidnapped just for attending Coachella outside
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I thought it was supposed to be literally 9/11 times 1000! It was literally a second holocaust!!
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They don’t even take October 7th seriously
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They made a LEGO version of October 7th
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Democrats are going to squander the wins they get in November and everything will continue to get worse while some boomer idiot on here yells at you about harm reduction
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a Boston thing
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Israeli government is crowdfunding their propaganda mirror clone of the naza documentary on a site called "Jewcer: the chosen crowdfunding platform"
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You have to pay for my missile defense system, it saves civilian lives when the people I've been murdering try to fight back!
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Aslag @aslag.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You'd imagine posting an AI generated Lego animation about October 7th would be unthinkable if you considered the events of that day to be literally the Holocaust Part 2 but bibi did it anyway
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Pabst Boo Ronin @pabstblueronin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
People would post the quinnspiracy chart at you and you could just post the it's always sunny conspiracy chart meme they would get mad you weren't taking them seriously. Now you have to know what Malfoid is
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