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Ashton Snapp

@ashtonsnapp.com
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Coming at you live from the middle of nowhere, Louisiana, the overly ambitious autistic nerd - AAASHTOOOOOON. Co-Founder & Tech Lead @maxlabs.studio

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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 24/08/2026
Working on Hetric, a hexadecimal metric system Similarly to SI, Hetric has seven base dimensions and, therefore, seven base units: time in ticks (t), length in spans (sp), mass in gravs (gv), temperature in therms (th), current in unes (U), angle in zawia (zw), and luminous intensity in lee (Le).
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 29/07/2026
i hate driving on the interstate
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 14/06/2026
assigned female by doordash
“Good afternoon Ms Ashton ! Here waiting on your order”
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 03/07/2026
Tried @oncehumanofficial.bsky.social. Made my character. Went through the tutorial (I think?). Went to free the worldstone in the ruined town. ... THE HOUSE HAS LEGS NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 14/06/2026
assigned female by doordash
“Good afternoon Ms Ashton ! Here waiting on your order”
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 25/05/2026
OH WAIT HOLY SHIT @paralives.com RELEASES TO DAY BOUTTA SPEND MY MONEY
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 17/01/2026
SUP FUCKERS
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 14/12/2025
POST RANDOM SHIT WITHOUT EXPLANATION
The Keyboard Throne
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 04/12/2025
i swear louisiana is always wet hot? almost always cold? only during winter tolerable? rarely wet? permanently
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 21/11/2025
waiting on my @frame.work laptop 16, ram, and ssds - all are shipping :D gonna install @nixos.org on it
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 09/09/2025
Y’all ever get so tired when you come home that you don’t even bother to change clothes?
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 31/08/2025
GUESS WHO HAS A CAR NOW BOIIIIIIIS
Me in front of a blue 2020 Nissan Kicks SR.
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maxtron95 @maxtron95.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Sneak preview of the first two pages for an upcoming webcomic, Dream Hazard.
Cover art for Dream Hazard, depicting a sign of a person running.Preview of the comic, depicting the first appearance of a mysterious character, known as The Operator. He introduces himself before showing off his megacomputer, the titular Dream Hazard.
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 02/08/2025
Is there a way I can set up a program to, automatically post links to blog posts on Bluesky? Does Bluesky have an API?
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 26/07/2025
good morning to everyone who is awake during the day, good norning to everyone who is asleep during the day the sky is pissing
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 26/07/2025
@carrickinabnett.bsky.social guess who still exists
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 28/06/2025
Democracy is dying in the US
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 26/06/2025
PASTA BRICK PASTA BRICK
a fucking brick of shrimp Alfredo fettuccine
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 27/05/2025
i’m so tired
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 07/05/2025
FUCK THE POWER WENT OUT
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 07/05/2025
my sister's friend's kids are screaming in the living room there is a thunderstorm going on i have work at 9 i am playing minecraft to try and have some peace rn
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 29/04/2025
I would like to go to to a time before i existed. preferably the 1960s or later so i can mess around with old computers. thank you
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 24/04/2025
"Autism wasn't a thing until recently." Isaac Newton: "After inventing calculus just cuz and staring at the sun long enough to risk going blind, I plan on staying up for six straight days looking for secret code in the Book of Revelations. If anyone criticizes me I will go into hiding until I die."
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 18/04/2025
i need to get out of this nation before i end up dead or worse
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 15/04/2025
My family never taught me life skills. They never made me practice driving, they never taught me how to cook, how to sweep, how to do anything I didn’t want to do. Because I’m their autistic son. They never made me try more than once, they babied me well into me trying college.
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 03/04/2025
IT IS TIME FOR JESUS. … okay to be fair it is always time for jesus but we are now approaching the SPECIAL JESUS TIME (afternoon bible study at church with the boys)
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 20/03/2025
Just moved in yesterday! Currently waiting for internet installation.
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 19/03/2025
Oh my right foot hurts like a bitch
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 17/03/2025
A photoshopped Arby's sign that says "Bsky's" (and the cowboy hat has been changed into a dongus) the changeable sign beneath it has been changed to "WE HAVE THE SKEETS"
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/03/2025
This is Zoey. She was so asleep that the post-nap big stretch included her mind, body, and soul. 12/10
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 09/03/2025
i got off of work an hour or so later than my listed hours my feet hurt like hell i want to sleep
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 07/03/2025
LMAO
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Electronic Frontier Foundation @eff.org · 06/03/2025
When laws are rushed, rights get trampled. The Take It Down Act can be easily abused. Tell Congress to stop it.
act.eff.org
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CatWoman @catwomanresists.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Email list for all DOGE employees Please ReSkeet!
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 28/02/2025
At my second job, I think I’ll like it here.
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 22/02/2025
If you see this, post a skeleton.
media.tenor.com
a pixel art drawing of sans from undertale standing on a black background .
Alt: a pixel art drawing of sans from undertale standing on a black background.
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 18/02/2025
i need the science side of my brain to shut up whenever my brain wanders onto the topic of death
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 05/02/2025
cannot fall asleep, please send help
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 03/02/2025
had a dream where i owned a house and had an entire room of computers and game consoles across the years then I reset one of the computers, went somewhere, and the entire room just ceased to exist
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 29/01/2025
sup fuckers
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 28/01/2025
I am currently trying to not cry.
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 25/01/2025
How do people come up with medicine names? Like, “cephalexin” just looks like random gibberish.
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 23/01/2025
2025 has not been treating me well
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 19/01/2025
Christian music is making me cry
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 10/01/2025
why does medicine have to taste like shit
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 09/01/2025
we honestly just need to rebuild society at this point, things have gone too far for too long
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 09/01/2025
dread
Cloraseptic sore throat spray
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 08/01/2025
my throat hurts so I’m sucking on cough drops
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 07/01/2025
why does medicine and dental hygiene stuff have to taste/feel like shit
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Ashton Snapp @ashtonsnapp.com · 05/01/2025
oh shit
the sky is fucking red
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