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Ashton Likes

@ashtonlikes.bsky.social
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Music Listener - Sports Enjoyer Furniture Maker - Beer Appreciator Broncos - IndyCar - F1 - Rockies Let’s party

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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 7h
Drake Maye was clearly not informed this is Josh Allen’s year
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My buds Wildermiss released a great new song today, and their videos are always worth a watch. Love them.
youtu.be
Wildermiss - Mr. Fool (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Wildermiss
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t stop thinking about the way Al Michaels referred to Deshaun Watson’s sexual assault as “the issues” we all know about.
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I understand that using a salty tortilla chip to taste test if my salsa needs more salt isn’t the best method, but eating a spoonful of salsa just feels wrong.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hes going to announce hes never heard of choosin texas
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Mariachi Star Spangled Banner goes hard
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Ryan @5280orange.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like that the Mile High Salute is back in a big big way
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#VeenTeam Day 1 @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sean Payton’s whole first half gameplan for 40 games now
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bo Nix needs to find a way to play a first half before the first half.
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Since I started eating a hot dog the Broncos have scored 8 points (note to self to eat more hot dogs)
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My guy
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Impressed by how good Broncos receivers are at pass defense.
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Broncos defense is too good to have to continually deal with a garbage offense. Bo Nix being a “second half QB” means he’s a bad QB
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gonna go outside in about 78 minutes so I can hear that Will Lutz doink (I did the math)
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Someone tell Nix he’s allowed to go forward in the pocket. Not sure he knows that.
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wow. Helluva great ending.
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My NFL conspiracy is that pass interference calls being unreviewavle is how the NFL manipulates games. Same with roughing the passer.
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Incredible marketing technique to get every Bluesky user to listen to a song
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I feel like I’m one of a dozen people who witnessed the strange lore of Ruston Kelly boosting his career off his dirt emo cover of All Too Well while going through a divorce with Kacey Musgraves while she was public beefing with T Swift. Russian doll shit.
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Ruston Kelly - Boston 2021 - 15 - All Too Well
YouTube video by Chris Mercaldo
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Taylor Swift lost the plot when she decided her perfect emo song needed a stupid ass 10 minute version
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hearing First Aid Kit’s Palomino in Trader Joe’s has delightfully erased my mind of all the garbage diner music.
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I keep Shazamming the artists and they all have like 300k monthly plays on Spotify but don’t exist anywhere outside of streaming playlists. I’ve entered the twilight zone of AI music
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
There’s a very bad reggae version of Coldplay’s The Scientist playing at the diner right now and I’m guessing this is exactly what Ed Sheeran sounds like.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In case you’re wondering exactly how sports betting works, it’s like this: Say you want to place a $20 bet that your team will win a game. You open up a betting app and give a company $20. That’s it! The fun part is you can give that company $100 or $1000! They don’t care! They love it!
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Bill Hanstock @sundownmotel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
“billy, this is cam skattebo. he’s five foot two, weighs 650 pounds and is denser than an el camino full of dark matter. he considers any game played without a concussion an affront to god. his defect is that his coach fucking hates him”
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Denver Broncos legend Jonah Coleman 🫡🫡
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s true. Listen to Angela Autumn.
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Realizing how little live tv I watch, keep trying to fast forward commercials during these nfl games
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gonna be real funny when Lions win this
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Ghostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 15/09/2026
this Kraft dude most of us had never heard of 24 hours ago is a real contender for the new Streisand Effect world champion
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This insane list actually inspired me to keep track of how many beers I drink per year. I only did like 3 or 4 months in 2025 but this year I’ve been diligent. I know exactly every domestic and craft beer I’ve cracked open.
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is Lewis Hamilton’s fault. He didn’t wish the Broncos good luck by low effort posting an instagram story
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is embarrassing.
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Justin Anderson-Weber @jlweber.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Denver Broncos are a long performance art designed specifically to torture me.
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s cute that KC tries other silly plays instead of just giving it that Bulldozer in the backfield every down.
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Helluva drive there after that mess to start the game. Love my guy Pat Bryant coming out strong. FUKC
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I genuinely thought OBJ retired like 5 years ago
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Carrie Underwood has slowly morphed the SNF song from kinda country into a perfect butt rock anthem
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I heard this is Josh Allen’s year
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852dude @852dude.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Me watching all the other NFL teams have fun today and the Broncos dont play until tomorrow.
static.klipy.com
Sad Pablo Escobar: A Lonely Figure
Alt: Sad Pablo Escobar: A Lonely Figure
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Paying tribute to 9/11 by watching season 1 episode 1 of Girls5eva
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think this is the first time I’ve ever actually heard the Jonas Bros. Maybe we do need AI music after all?
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Those Patriots off season moves for Brown and Doubs really paid for themselves today
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hell yea haven't heard a shredding national anthem in a while. Cool as shit. Almost felt patriotic
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Will Buxton’s pro USA speech really inspired me. Now I need one of those “one nation one race” shirts
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Just poolin’ around
Some guy floating in a pool
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Veen stealing home for taco’s with the ball on the ground 12” from home plate. Little League shit, I love it.
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Had a dream I went camping, but instead of tents, everyone had a queen size bed on their campsite
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Ashton Likes @ashtonlikes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Glad this came across my feed, very wholesome.
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