Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 4hMy Star Wars Galactic Racer character answering the phone: "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel" 130
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 5hWhy would I ever want to get out of the house? All my stuff is there! 000
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 6hSome good news for a change: Star Wars Zero Company has been profitable enough that BitReactor has been able to start bringing back their furloughed staff Obviously in an ideal world they wouldn't have been furloughed in the first place but this isn't an ideal world so take the wins where you can 040
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 7hOh this is interesting - the box for Newage Drift says "comic line" and "the light path", suggesting this may just be the first in a line of MTMTE inspired toys. Exciting! 180
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 11hThis might sound like a joke or an exaggeration but I assure you I am 100% serious. Death penalty for the noise polluters! Ok maybe THAT bit was an exaggeration 130
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 11hI firmly believe that phones should not be able to output sound louder than for a regular, phone-to-ear call. Want to watch videos or listen to music? Use headphones you fucking animal 260
Reposted by AshpoltAnna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As a society, we have forgotten that the phone still works when you hold it up to your ear 723187470
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 13hThis is exactly what I was talking about yesterday. A big problem with AI is that it gives people with no knowledge of an area the ability to do maybe 70% of what an expert could do, with 110% of the confidence, but none of the expertise to know their (or AI's) blind spots. It's so dangerous. 061
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comYes What Blinking Man MemeAlt: Drew Scanlon blinking meme 020
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Unfortunately our head of department is all-in on AI, a real True Believer, so I think I'll be out the door before time bears me out 100
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026And the annoying thing is that I'm going to get known as the sticky wheel for pointing this stuff out, and it will negatively affect my career. It doesn't matter that what they're doing is wrong, it's fast! It's efficient! AI told them it's right! 150
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Why do we need to use email templates? <employee> can just get ChatGPT to create the HTML and upload it." *Checks the work* >No "view as webpage" link >No unsubscribe link >No link to privacy policy >Legal text is wrong >Sender is <employee>, not the company That's why. 140
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I work in a pretty technical role and for the last 15+ years I've taken pride in being the guy who everyone knows to go to when they have any questions about the systems I work with Now with AI everyone thinks they're an expert and is trying to tell me how to do my job and aaaarrrrggghhhhh 150
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"they can't stand it's the Right claiming Harry Potter" no no you can have it, in fact I insist 0330
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"Autobots! Protect the ICE agents!" "You got it Prime! We won't let these woke Decepticons stop the heroic ICE agents from keeping America safe!" 170
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026fucks sake, why must the franchise continue to suffer this man 5190
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Oh Stella I'm so sorry, he looks like a lovely sweet cat. He also looks like my boy Yager, so I gave him a fuss and a kiss for Little-Little. 0100
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comKen Jeong as Chang: I'll Allow ItAlt: Ken Jeong as Chang in Community: I'll Allow It 010
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Gonna play devil's advocate here: I find 5mm ports unsightly and so the fewer of them dotted about, the better IMO 100
Reposted by AshpoltJUMP SKARE-TZILLA @skawtzilla.bsky.social · 06/10/2026He could use some time in the fucking brain gym, tell ya what 2241
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I wonder where Seth Green's apes are now. I hope they're happy and free. 040
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Looking at short white wigs for a potential halloween costume and one amazon listing just had a picture of George Lucas but for some reason they photoshopped his mouth 180
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You're laughing?? Someone sent boatshitter.jpeg via work email and you're laughing??? 130
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Activision reportedly considering doing the most boring and creatively bankrupt thing you can do with a franchise 031
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I don't care about their beliefs! That's why I block them in the first place! 040
Reposted by AshpoltLily Baker @lilybaker.bsky.social · 30/07/2026me: hello i would like your stinkiest oderant please perfumier: please don't say it like that 638555
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026well that seems like a perfectly normal and sane thing to do 110
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You know, I don't think I've ever seen one of those "the left needs to have lunch with the right, to understand them" thinkpieces NOT written by a white man. Strange, that. 060
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeeeahhhh But seriously though, if you can get a cheaper handheld PC that runs SteamOS, there's a tool called EmuDeck which makes emulation super easy, and emulating PS1 wouldn't require a particularly powerful device 110
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Steam Deck is fantastic as an emulation device! ....that said, maybe not great now the price is so much higher than it was 110
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026God, Konami's old logo was so much better than their current one. Just a massive downgrade. 110
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The dogs never bothered me but yeah, that library ghost scared the hell out of me when I was young 010
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Please enjoy this picture of my cat Amelia, asleep on my lap, smiling big. 0100
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I've had like 5 in the past couple of days after never having any in the previous 3+ years I've been on the site, it's weird 110
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Anyone else getting a load of pornbots following them lately? 440
Reposted by AshpoltTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098442767
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"oh, you know, just keeping on" = I am at the breaking point, the tiniest thing will push me over the edge, be kind 000
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yeah, this. And this is why I really dislike the 07 Megatron design. It's just Nothing. A bunch of spikes slapped together haphazardly. 020
Ashpolt @ashpolt.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I haven't recruited Dadao yet in Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave but I reckon he yells his own name when he attacks, like a pokemon 140