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Ashley

@ashminski.bsky.social
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VT Alum | Kraken Fan | Canes Fan | Packers Fan Software Engineer by day, Review Blogger at night I run ashley.reviews 📍Seattle

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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 16h
Just because I'm in Paris does not mean I suddenly understand Celsius weather Google Pixel app.
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 10/10/2026
I bet Liberty Biberty would be insanely satisfying to punt
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well at least now I know why I had to see this garbage
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing like seeing somebody's foot point in the wrong way
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I LIVE IN WASHINGTON STATE I DO NOT CARE ABOUT TEXAS POLITICAL ADS! MAKE IT STOP!
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Only need seven downs to get it in the end zone. Sounds good to me!
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nothing like getting an ad for a Texas senate race. I get it's a big race but, like, I am not your target audience here.
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ugh, you can't let Edmonton stay in the offensive zone for that long, Kraken
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
huh.
a football flying somewhere above an upright
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hmmm think I might call watching this Hokies game and just look at the final score
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A goose saying "what adversity?"
the same goose chasing a man yelling "what adversity was Deshaun Watson dealing with?"
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
TNF saying positive things about Deshaun Watson on the broadcast is making my skin crawl
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Watched the Tomlin Minecraft video. Insane level of detail. And I feel like I could listen to him talk for hours.
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today in weird Seattle shit, someone younger than me walked into Walgreens for a vaccine but wasn't prepared for someone to ask for an address, an email address, or their insurance card. They apparently have not had an email address in years. I am intensely curious about this person and their life.
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hokie on 29 @joshcvt.on29.net · 26/09/2026
GRAPE JOB ESPN/ACCN JUST LEAVING AT THE TWO MINUTE WARNING AND NOT TELLING ANYONE
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Um. The Hokies game still has time left? Why am I watching a FSU game that isn't as close?
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
LOL - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELATEN IN GROCEY STORE "LOL IF YOUR USING TWITTER IN 2026, IF I WANTED TO BEYELLED AT BY A BOT I WOULD MOVE ITEMS TO THE BAGGING AREA WITHOUT SCANNING THEM " DONT KNOW IF YOU SAW IT LATELY BUT ITS SOMEHOW EVEN WORSE THAN IT WAS IN 2025, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2024, AND THAT WAS WORSE THEN 2023, ETC, BY THE TIME THE SHIT GOT SOLD TO ELLON IT WAS ALREADY ALMOST DEAD, THE LAST HANDFUL OF HUMAN USERS WANDERING IN ALGORITHM HELL WHILE BOTS RESPONT TO THEM IN GPT SPEAK, THE AGING SNARKY COMMENTERS REFUSING TO MOVE TO BSKY OR THREADS BECAUSE THE PEOPLE ONE NOTCH DUMMER THEN THEM ARE STILL ON TWITTER AND THEY HAVE TO DUNK THEM BECAUSE WITHOUT THAT THEY HAVE NOTHING TO SAY AND NO WAY TO PROVE THERE SELF WORTH, AND THE PEPE NAZI'S FEEL EMBOLDENED TO START NEW SLURS AND SMACK THEM SELF IN THE FACE WITH OBJECTS TO INCREASE THEIR JAW LINE, BUT EVEN THEY DONT LIKE IT BECAUSE "THE LIBS" ARE NO LONGER THERE TO GET MAD AT THEM, AN APP FOR NO ONE WITH A SOUL, OWNED BY DEVIL, STILL FULL OF YOUR DEAD FRIENDS POSTS FROM YEARS PAST, AN ENTIRE ERA OF YOUR LIFE ONLINE NOW ONLY EVIDENCED BY OLD WORDS CARVED INTO THE CLIFFS OF HELL,,,,, BUT WHAT DO I KNOW IM JUST A SKELETIN - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I just found out that apparently NaNoWriMo imploded in the few years I focused on blogging. I... Uh... Kinda wanted to do it this year
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NOTHING LIKE THREE INJURY COMMERCIAL BREAKS IN THE FIRST DRIVE #PACKERS OH THE DRIVE WAS ALSO A THREE AND OUT YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
As this game winds down I just want to say that I hate every part of the FS1 broadcast. The graphics, the announcers, the halftime show, all terrible
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm not sure I understand the last series of plays from the Hokies game, but maybe I don't need to
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am so tired of brands doing week-long launches of products where they just do videos with choppy edited cuts and don't actually show the full product in good lighting. Do you want my money or not??
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I really appreciate hearing the contractors working on our house go "stop... Stop... STOP!!!!"
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Well that's another neat thing.
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At least Christian Watson has looked good this game. That's something pleasant
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hmmm wonder what ref has a polymarket bet on the Vikings
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I guess LaFleur heard us all complain about how he'd take the foot off the gas in the second half last year
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
59 yard field goal 👀 👀
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm not sold that this Bears / Panthers game isn't just a Big 12 shootout in disguise
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Quickly rising through the ranks of favorite cat toy is Single Coffee Bean That Fell To Floor
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The worst part about the NFL starting on a Wednesday is that our new projector is supposed to arrive later this evening. If it was a normal Thursday start we'd be fine.
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I truly despise the train woosh noise during the commercial breaks for this ACC Network VT game
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Y'all should be so glad I have a group chat so you're not getting my thirty minute queue stream of consciousness
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
GET READY - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETON SERFIN THE WAVE'S OF LIFE "DID YOU JUST SHOW INTEREST IN A TOPIC I"M OBSESSED WITH?????" - GET READY TO HEAR SOME FUCKEN INFORMATION ABOUT THIS SHIT , HOPE YOUR NOT GOING ANY WHERE FOR AT LEAST 20 MINUTE'S , - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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DrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 24/08/2026
The Browns naming this guy the starter this morning made the comic very funny
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I love the follow up question. "Have you tried, idk, playing good football? Oh the boos are about something else. Interesting."
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Based on the fit of my new tshirt, I am convinced Fanatics has never met a woman before
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
You have to go to the second floor to check into the lab on the first floor, but there's nothing telling you that until you walk into the lab. This is especially fun when you were already on the second floor for a different appointment before heading to the lab 🙃
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Check this out.
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I deserve a medal for making it through ORD without Xanax
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
How many injury lawyers can one city sustain? Judging by the billboards in Chicago, it's several hundred.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 12/08/2026
If you missed the solar eclipse, this is what it looked like:
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Deogie @deogie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
bonus panel here!! tinyview.com/deogie/2026/...
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Airport fit check: band tshirt, fake jean shorts with an elastic waistband, compression socks. Y'all wish you had my style
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Somehow my parents and in laws are more obsessed with celebrating our anniversary than my husband and I?
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Oh nooooo the bread I bought for sandwiches went moldy so I guess I *have* to have Mac and cheese for lunch!
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
TIL there's a level above a red flag warning
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
DA REAL INTERNET MUST COME BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN WITH 2 CEO REMOVER'S "BRING BACK RSS READER'S AND BLOGS" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Poorly Drawn Lines @poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Simple pleasures.
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Ashley @ashminski.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I just started laughing uncontrollably when the commentators in NCAA 26, during an ACC game, said "this conference has a history of getting wacky"
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