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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.

@ashlieweeks.bsky.social
6.5K followers 1.5K following 2.1K posts

Lawyer advocate believer in truth justice facts accountability & the rule of law. Animal lover & baseball fan. I love watermelon. My country is in shambles. Quality dad jokes fashion & sports. Opinions mine not my employer's. Jason Statham stan account.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 3h
New addition to the hallway in the kitchen
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 7h
I was sending bestie a pic of the new dining room and told her she needed to get the accent lights for her art piece and do yall see a large orange noggin'
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 7h
I was sending a package 2 bestie when Theo the border collie husky mix w grey n his muzzle & I got very involved in a conversation & play. His owner got done b4 me/tried 2 leave but Theo refused 2 leave me. He walked me out like a gentleman then tried 2 jump n my arms & go home w me. I'm a big deal.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 23h
Backpack is the chonkiest. Also I do not have one of these.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I do not have one of these
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is the dumbest of times it is the worst of times.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yassssssssss
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
No. I'm weird and I don't blend in anywhere.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's knickers I'm from the south and underwear is britches
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got new floors on the bottom level and redecorated all the rooms. The living room turned out nice methinks. My realtor says I'm a frustrated interior designer posing as a lawyer.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh dear lol
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes I had jeans on thank god
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I also forgot to put pants on for the FedEx guy who needed my signature at the door so I think I need to go back to bed
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This website doesn't tell me if they get stabbed kicked or otherwise injured nor does it tell me about birds llamas so lets giraffes rhinos mo keys squirrels koi chipmunks zebras whales dolphins seals horses bears elephants coyotes cheetahs bats pandas rabbits mice dinosaurs skunks opossums cows etc
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's Handsome McHandsomepants
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A dog got stabbed in a movie I watched this week. I had no warning of this repulsive offense. I almost threw a 75" flatscreen out the window. The dog made it but I was almost out a few dollars.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's funny I could hear him it's just like my brain left my body I'm really tired from the world being on fire
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was at the coffee shop and a new person got my drink order wrong but one of the regular employees said hey Mo it's cold right so I took my sunglasses off so I could hear him better to answer. It was loud in there people give me a break.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crimes against humanity
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I in fact do not have one of these. I need a bigger bathtub tho fr.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Boooooooop
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I am aware of how the law works.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Honestly legislation needs to be passed on the absolute pardon ability. You can't buy pardons which is being done and the pardon power shan't be used to conceal a criminal conspiracy w the executive. I say new laws and precedent. It's a lot work but it must be done.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Has anyone told him Nixon's AG went to prison. He might not know that.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I bought paper towels so I don't get mad at me again and yell at myself
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Omg lol
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I have a note on my calendar to "Go buy paper towels!!!" Why was I yelling at myself? I'm nice I recycle. Jeepers.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dumb as a rock
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am referring to the entire movement not just this person specifically
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They hate the truth, facts, honesty and evidence the very mostest.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I lost my emotional support Canadian when I dropped my account from Twitter.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So cute lol
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Dems get their sh*t together and win in November reforming the Court is of the utmost importance. This group is extraordinarily dangerous. We have to both hold accountable the Corrupt 6 and expand the court. Do not let them escape accountability. This court will only become more threatening.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's getting chilly here y'all. I had my parka on this am walking dogs at 59 degrees. Some butter jogging in shorts got the giggles w me being so cold & I informed him frostbite is a real thing as he ran away.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Posted for no particular reasoning based on the calendar
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sore you can't do that Mikey. That's how they refer to me. It's taken.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to get an suv and a scrambler and some bamboo. They won't fit in my sports car.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Remember in the movie City Slickers where Curly looks at Billy Crystal's character and says "I crap bigger than you." That's what MACHETIE looks like when tiny dog charges him growling trying to pick a fight. Can confirm he does.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A cinder block is more intelligent than this feller I mean my holy gawd
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How are y'all? I'm super just super duper living it up here in good ol America safe and sound with civil liberties coming out of my arse
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This corrupt SCOTUS is the Susan Collins of the judiciary. They make sure any ruling against that gelatinous felon is negated by one in his favor. Never applaud them actually voting in favor of the constitution, the law, civil rights & democracy. It's their EFFING job not the exception 2 the rule.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me heading into 2027 Well this year too Wait I was like this in 2025 as well 2024 looks familiar too Frankly my dear idk how far this goes back.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That's Charlie aka Tiny Dog his big brother Found him at an exit off the interstate in Nashville coming home from work one day 11 years ago
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I was a toddler I wasn't allowed to watch Rambo
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Had to google him
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He's also the one who starts every street fight lol
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me to dudes 3x my size bc idgaf
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I keep hoping it's a simulation.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq. @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Dawgs of the South" Album drops Monday.
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