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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo"

@ashlieweeks.bsky.social
6.5K followers 1.5K following 2.1K posts

Lawyer advocate believer in truth justice facts accountability & the rule of law. Animal lover & baseball fan. I love watermelon. My country is in shambles. Quality dad jokes fashion & sports. Opinions mine not my employer's. Jason Statham stan account.

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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 9h
Yall Î am getting this for MACHETIE then taking him for a walk down a super busy sidewalk I'll make sure to film it; he is the color of a lion
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's been pouring rain all day so the pups didn't get a walk so my dumb butt decided to rile up the apex predator by wrestling now there's a lion going berserk in the house He is a handsome devil tho
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Me when someone says they don't know what side to vote for in the midterms
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wish a politician not MAGA would let me run their social media with no rules and no constraints and no oversight and just let the Mo sparkle reign down and the dark humor run supreme.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Up there with the Nolan Ryan of sandwich hurling
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
New addition to the hallway in the kitchen
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was sending bestie a pic of the new dining room and told her she needed to get the accent lights for her art piece and do yall see a large orange noggin'
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Backpack is the chonkiest. Also I do not have one of these.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It is the dumbest of times it is the worst of times.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yassssssssss
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got new floors on the bottom level and redecorated all the rooms. The living room turned out nice methinks. My realtor says I'm a frustrated interior designer posing as a lawyer.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here's Handsome McHandsomepants
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crimes against humanity
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Boooooooop
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If Dems get their sh*t together and win in November reforming the Court is of the utmost importance. This group is extraordinarily dangerous. We have to both hold accountable the Corrupt 6 and expand the court. Do not let them escape accountability. This court will only become more threatening.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's getting chilly here y'all. I had my parka on this am walking dogs at 59 degrees. Some butter jogging in shorts got the giggles w me being so cold & I informed him frostbite is a real thing as he ran away.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Posted for no particular reasoning based on the calendar
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I need to get an suv and a scrambler and some bamboo. They won't fit in my sports car.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How are y'all? I'm super just super duper living it up here in good ol America safe and sound with civil liberties coming out of my arse
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This corrupt SCOTUS is the Susan Collins of the judiciary. They make sure any ruling against that gelatinous felon is negated by one in his favor. Never applaud them actually voting in favor of the constitution, the law, civil rights & democracy. It's their EFFING job not the exception 2 the rule.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me heading into 2027 Well this year too Wait I was like this in 2025 as well 2024 looks familiar too Frankly my dear idk how far this goes back.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Me to dudes 3x my size bc idgaf
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Dawgs of the South" Album drops Monday.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I hate to be a downer here but this creature made an appearance in the early 80s movie Leviathan.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Uh...it's a Russian dictator's friend? Is that the catch? Am I right? What did I win?
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I would think Mitch McConnell would have gone with a more hateful name but I guess not
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Who said it's lost
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I negotiated a fulsome settlement 4 my client's race discrimination claims against a major auto manufacturer. She just had her year mark mtg w the CMO @ her new co who said she's 1 of their best hires. She's my bestie/I'm so proud of her but I knew that. From toxic to healthy.Here we r together. 💃
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Seed of Chucky strikes again
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I am 💀 Also because this is one of my favorite movies
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS WHEN I AM MAD!!! I AM TOUGH AND SCARY LIKE MACHETIE.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It will be to haunt the building.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
That's when Chuck Grassley learned to swim.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
She's been looking for a decent man. She literally lives in the largest dating pool on earth. Imagine us gals on land.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A classic. Timely.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
MACHETIE was standing behind tiny dog and I tossed a snack at him first but my throw was off and I hit tiny dog in the head and now I'm getting the stink eye
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The only thing embracing this weasel are sofas
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just a lgirl with a lion's mane and her totally annoyed doggo
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Oh my flock it's going to be 60 degrees this coming weekend and that's sweater weather
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
*heading out to the store to buy 400 pounds of glitter and confetti*
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is very funny whomever concocted this
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Are they located on the tarmac directly behind the jet engines
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Hegseth's lump that's 3 feet above his *ss which is devoid of any coherent thought whatsoever completely disrupts military progress, entire galaxy says." There. I fixed it.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I will not.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't mean to be all look at me but I fixed the caulking in my bathroom so I'm kind of a big deal around here
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I would streak nekkid in acid rain down a lava-ridden mountain while broken satellite parts pepper the area and I'm being shot at with sedation pellets filled with lye and all the while munching on broken glass and then washing it down w dumpster truck runoff before I kissed a** this embarrassingly
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Something to lighten your feed A 115 lb staffie w 0% body fat wearing a $750 hat.
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Ashlie Weeks, Esq.--"Mo" @ashlieweeks.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I guess there is never is enough treason and crimes for this Congress to act.
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