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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her)

@ashley.rolfmore.com
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I make complex technology trustworthy to the people who know enough to challenge it. Also helping software teams navigate capitalism. 🇬🇧➡️🇵🇹🇪🇺 Personal/nerd account. Will spam personal trivia at 2am.

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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 3m
Sarah Draws comic, text: 
"For your appetizer, a work e-mail you accidentally glanced at and now need to respond to before enjoying the rest of your evening."
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 3h
We want someone who can think from first principles but also you don’t get to think from first principles on this job.
Job spec, highlighted text: “3+ years with web3/blockchain infrastructure” then as a separate bullet: “First principles thinker”
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 01/10/2026
They look even weirder when they come off tbh. What is that alien fruit.
Harvest from 2 banana plants (on stem) on a brick bbq in a garden.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 28/09/2026
I do not have a cat. I appear to have a swiffer pad that has gained sentience
Long hair calico cat flopped with white belly exposed, with limbs akimbo on blue rag rug.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 27/09/2026
I vote this business attire
Orange hi vis boiler suit with reflective strips
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 24/09/2026
I maaayyyyyy be venting 😅
Bernie sanders meme: I AM ONCE AGAIN
ASKING SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS
TO UNDERSTAND WHAT BASIC DATA PROVENANCE AND AUDIT FEATURES ARE
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 19/09/2026
Oh look, Friedmanism.
Comic: First panel: Kid says "Hey dad, can I use the lawnmower to make some extra money" and The dad replies "You sure can son!" Second panel the kid is next to the lawnmower on his phone with a giant "For Sale" sign on the lawnmower...
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 10/09/2026
I am reminded of this:
Tweet
Emily G
@EmilyGorcenski
Excuse me, I have been a government software contractor and I assure you this is not the largest man-made waterfall
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Evan Kirstel @evankirstel
The Largest man-made waterfall outside a building in #China #architects #architecturelovers
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 09/09/2026
The rovers/ranges that have the most pricing anomalies (ie they're cheaper than getting normal single tickets inside them) appear to be:
Sheet of mean savings for off peak single vs range/rover. 
product_name	Average of saving_vs_cheapest_gbp
COTSWOLDS DISCOVERER	£20.42
WEST MIDLANDS DAY RANGER	£11.22
SOUTHERN DAYSAVE	£11.15
EAST MIDLANDS DAY RANGER	£10.72
DERBYSHIRE WAYFARER	£7.71
FREEDOM OF SEVERN & SOLENT ROVER	£7.39
LANCASHIRE DAY RANGER	£6.47
TYNE & TEES DAY RANGER	£6.26
n-NETWORK DAYTRIPPER	£5.11
HEART OF WESSEX DAY RANGER	£4.30
GREATER MANCHESTER WAYFARER	£3.35
FREEDOM OF THE SOUTH WEST ROVER	£2.90
CHESHIRE DAY RANGER	£2.83
SOUTH PENNINES DAY RANGER	£1.20
LINCOLNSHIRE DAY RANGER	£0.30
ROBIN HOOD DAY TICKET	£0.30
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 09/09/2026
But... Bunch of meaty options from what I can see, savings up to £38 compared to off peak walk up fare:
screenshot of Excel table showing list of fare savings (ranger compared to walk up off peak single), at least 20 rows of over a £30 saving.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 05/09/2026
Day 100-ish of trying to come off Apple/MS for everything... moving our budget sheet into LibreOffice from Numbers initially pasted it as an image, which was not noticed until grabbing a handle and it *rotated*.
Image of macbook with libreoffice showing and a set of spreadsheet contents about 40 degrees rotated left from normal view.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 29/08/2026
These sold out in Madeira (not Spain but we did have it) 2 days after they came out and I haven’t seen them since 😭 - that damn ugly squid game burger (black bun, pink kimchi mayo) was around much longer…
Screenshot of KFC special burger with a donut as a bun between cheese and chicken fillet sandwich filling with bacon.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 23/08/2026
Cat interrupted my productive Sunday to sleep on me while I’m a sweaty mess from moving stuff and and cleaning and tbh no regrets.
Head of Sasha, short hair calico cat asleep on lap with yellow blanket on, while getting a gentle stroke
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 16/08/2026
I am resharing this from another platform because welll... I'm sure you understand.
Screenshot of instagram post from account @notdefining, with a bi flag with a GIANT purple band, labelled "Bi, but cis people are on thin ice"
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 13/08/2026
Alt text for anyone passing by, the original image doesn't have it:
The chief executive of jewellery maker Swarovski said the popularity of cheaper, lab-grown diamonds meant that women now buy gems for themselves in a trend he described as “endearing and encouraging”.

Lab-grown options were “enabling self-purchase for women”, compared with traditional mined diamonds, “where in most instances it was a man offering a ring to a woman”, said Alexis Nasard in an interview with the FT. 

“Today, a woman comes into our store. She sees it. She’s beautiful. She tries it and says, ‘You know what? Let me get it [for] myself. I’ve earned this,’ and we find that very endearing and encouraging.” 
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 12/08/2026
Ugh, I hit decline on this three times as I was not in a physical position to take a call and they just. kept. calling. About a tourist booking that is 16 days away. Do not do this. I would have requested a refund immediately but a friend booked too and ducking out would be v rude at this point.
6 missed calls over 2 minutes across WhatsApp and normal phone.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 12/08/2026
I think I’m now up to date with Bluesky.
No maybe meme - no is “litter heritage site with socks” and maybe is “bring back Ianto Jones shrine”
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 09/08/2026
Did some proper touristing today 🥳
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 08/08/2026
So um… I broke into a building? And where is this damn Transmission gallery? We may never know. Anyway, here is a pic of me wearing *burgler stripes* doing this.
Ashley opening the door at the end of a basement corridor, stray piece of mdf leaning on the side wall
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 08/08/2026
Is this the gallery? We may never know - it was locked. My group are too embarrassed to go back upstairs past the security guard again. But our only way is up and out…
Wooden door with a glass insert spray painted red in a slightly murdery way
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 08/08/2026
Only…. The gallery is nowhere to be found. None of the doors open. We appear to be in a creepy corridor….
Creepy looking lit corridor with metal ceilings
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 03/08/2026
My Apple News blocks tend to save me from bigotry but ever so occasionally they save me from myself 😅
Screenshot of blanked news article:
“Stress, old age or dementia?
Here's how to tell”
You blocked this channel
W Tap to learn more
News+
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 02/08/2026
Also this classic from @smbccomics.bsky.social
Graph showing life satisfaction for most people peaking at age 21, but for nerds it’s at its lowest at 21 and climbs and climbs through life
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 29/07/2026
if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation
A fake plant in a ceramic pot in the door of a fridge
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 26/07/2026
I am also weirdly happy that I suspect they will never adapt this for TV or film so I don't have to live through the disappointment. This is a story of neurodiversity, queerness, nature vs nurture, disability, opera, love, music, immigration, family, and fracturing via generations in society.
Book cover for The Child Garden By Geoff Ryman - shows a tropical looking set of plants in foreground with major london skyscrapers in background.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 25/07/2026
The flyers they put up for this were just smashing tbh
Sticker promoting a radio show on 9642 called “T-Wogan Radio” that has a b&w image of Terry Wogan and advertising Jungle, D&B and Dubstep on it.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 14/07/2026
Got round to photographing mine. I quite like that they look like 1970s children’s tv show people.
Photo of two salt and pepper mills (both wood with blue and pink spherical tops) on a dining table
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 06/07/2026
I screenshot various things for future keeping and honestly this intern is a legend and I hope he is doing well.
jess_on_jira 1d
Day 10. My intern has triaged the bugs using his own system. He ignored priority and instead sorted them by their 'dramatic potential'. A typo is now a PO because it
'undermines the user's trust in our narrative'. I'm fine. This is fine. 🔥
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 02/07/2026
Bloody Brexit. They even had a clean form solution for Cyprus prior to this. And somehow, we broke it. (this is the VIES page btw)
Screenshot of web form, header "Member State / Northern Ireland" with a drop down component below it.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 01/07/2026
Most Bluesky thread ever really - tech to youth to body politics. 😅
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 29/06/2026
Adding alt text here:
Though it's worth saying up top: Burnham is only speaking for about 20 minutes, from 11.30 a.m. at a location in Manchester. He won't take any questions from the legion of bleary-eyed Lobby hacks present, some of whom will be questioning their life choices as they try to navigate Euston station on a Monday morning. The MP's
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 29/06/2026
Andy Burnham, mayor of The People’s History museum.
He will also commit to a 10-year mission to raise living standards through reindustrialisation, hous-ing, infrastructure and reform of essential utilities in the address at the People's History Museum in Manchester, where has spent the last nine years as mayor.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 22/06/2026
Well that was fun. As no one has shared pics from this gig with alt text, which is a shame as the sign language people on stage were 🤘, here you go. Also Skin crowd surfed prior - And after missing all the Bluesky political nerd hijinks, I felt Skin covered today’s uk news events better imo.
A display at the side of an outdoor display showing Shirley Manson dancing with the sign language interpreter
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 19/06/2026
Got myself a colourful treat in bouncy hair form. This man is a wizard.
Selfie with wavy styled hair, starting from plum on the roots, blending to pink and red and then orange and yellow at the tips.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 19/06/2026
This heatwave is making me try to summon the rain gods. All my warm Madeira clothing is not in my damn suitcase, and Fat Face just emailed me to say that the order of demin shorts that would be available to collect by 16h today has been delayed by “a few days” 🫠 may melt
Screenshot showing playing track: Raining in London by The Peddlers
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 19/06/2026
I was less good at remembering to take pics at Rail Live this year (you probably don’t want to see track gauge measuring equipment) but I did get this one of this lovely summery field when I came out of the loos…
Cloudy sky, long grass field filled with British wild flowers eg poppies and daisies, with stationary trains in the distance.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 18/06/2026
@vasilevsky.ca we should catch up - I tried to DM but in uk for work so I got this 😅
Screenshot: 09:39
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 11/06/2026
I thought this post was a fake example until someone added me to this today:
Screenshot of notification: meeting called "spreedsheet population" at Today, 0900.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 10/06/2026
I am currently whiteboarding an extremely gnarly set of overlapping system features that appear outwards as inconsistent data to send to a team 11 time zones away and I am the Charlie Day meme right now.
Charlie Day meme, top image shows Charlie all happy and is captioned “me making the connections in my head”. The bottom image is Charlie Day looking disheveled and mad, with the caption “me explaining all the connections to anyone else”
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 08/06/2026
Remember: pause your notetaker tool if people are late for a meeting and you still have the music on. The transcription *will continue*. This was the start of one of my meetings today:
Text: In the jungle.
In the in the jungle.
In the jungle.
In the jungle.
In the jungle.
In the jungle.
In the jungle.
In the jungle.
In the.
Jungle in the jungle.
In the jungle.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 30/05/2026
Adding alt text here:
Screenshot: 181. When employers are asked why young people struggle in work, the conversation often turns quickly to "work readiness" Young people are seen as not ready, unable to settle, and unlikely to stay. But by the time a young person walks through the door on day one of a new job, the habits that shape whether they stay have often been formed, or not formed, years earlier. What employers read as unreadiness is often the downstream effect of routines that were never built: poor sleep, unstable days, inappropriate work attire, and a wider lack of structure. In almost every conversation we had with young people about routine, sleep came first. At one session in Belfast, we went round the room: midnight, 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am. Weekends were later. One young man said that at the weekend he did not go to bed at all. Another described her sleep pattern flipping within a single day, sometimes asleep at 9am, sometimes at 9pm, and not sure which 
182. A young woman in Clacton, finishing school at 3pm, said her routine was to "come to school, go home and sleep". 
181. She was going to sleep at 4pm most days, waking at 1am, and gaming until school, a pattern that had lasted for three weeks. Another young person in the same group described spending whole weekends gaming through the night and then sleeping through the next day. What many of these accounts share is the absence of any external peg on which to hang the day. Without work, classes, or a reason to be somewhere at a particular hour, the sleep-wake cycle drifts, and once it has drifted, it becomes harder to reverse. You cannot sustain a 9am shift if you went to bed at 7am. This drift was not always about avoidance. One young man in Belfast, asked why he was staying up until 3am, said he was watching YouTube videos on study techniques because he was trying to learn and could not switch off enough to sleep. He was trying to do the right thing, but doing so through platforms designed to keep him awake.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 27/05/2026
Everything keeps getting renamed and rebranded 😅
AECOM
2,450,178 followers
5d. 
Northern Powerhouse Rail has the potential to reshape connectivity, investment and opportunity across the North of England - but what needs to happen now to turn plans into progress?

In this special episode of Talking Infrastructure, recorded at UKREiF, host Toby Sadler leads a discussion with Gordon Kells (Chief Operating Officer, Transpennine Route Upgrade), Lola McEvoy MP, (Darlington, Labour Party), Rosario Barcena (Rail Programme Director, Skanska) and Megan Knights, (Strategy and Growth Director for Transportation, AECOM).
Together, they discuss the key decisions shaping Northern Powerhouse Rail - from investment priorities to unlocking growth across city regions - and what must happen over the next 18 months to build confidence in delivery.
Listen on your preferred podcast platform or find out more here: https: /acm.to/PLue
#AECOMTIPodcastS5
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 25/05/2026
Scotland, how are we meant to take you seriously when the Squiggly Bridge leads to the Scottish Government? (also low-key jealous here)
Screenshot of maps satellite image, showing a river in the middle, with a bridge annotated and labelled "Squiggly Bridge" leading to a road called "Broomielaw" where a large building is labelled "Scottish Government"
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 24/05/2026
This, and a Honda Cappuccino were my favourite spots this weekend. Did see a Mini Moke (yellow) driving about, but not quite as impressive as spotting one in perfect condition parked in the normal shopping centre a couple years back (blue). I'm ok with this type of love of cars - it feels respectful
A white Sado 500 in good condition parked on a sunny day.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 12/05/2026
And yet Phil Mitchell will outlast it all:
Phil Mitchell in his usual leather jacket setting fire to an armchair outside while people in a line look at him.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 11/05/2026
When someone tells me I can’t raise a bug without story points.
Andy babbitz webcomic. Man being told “this is a shoes off household” and it pans out to the house being on fire and he’s telling the firefighter this rule.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 01/05/2026
Post your warning sign
Hazard photo near a glacier, showing 4 separate icons - 1 showing rocks falling on someone, one showing ice falling on someone, one showing a person sliding down some ice and one showing a person drowning in water with ice falling on them.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 01/05/2026
On a serious note, I’m of the opinion that brutalism really was at its best at the edges (plants, brick, etc). I loved Sunderland’s old civic centre, and sadly never took pics inside. A kind person did sneak me a few when I found out it was being demolished, but it was fenced off so outside pic only
Photo of old Sunderland civic centre, a large geometric building covered in warm brown shiny brick.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 29/04/2026
Obligatory I am on holiday here is my pic for today post
Reflections of water on the ceiling of an old brick tunnel on a canal - in sunshine.
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Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 29/04/2026
Behold - not on the architect’s plan, some Portuguese builder 25 years ago decided this was *finneeee* (extra padding is my addition).
Photo of bathroom toilet where the toilet is sunk into a hole in the wall, where using the toilet means a potential head bang!
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