Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 3hWe want someone who can think from first principles but also you don’t get to think from first principles on this job. 010
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 01/10/2026They look even weirder when they come off tbh. What is that alien fruit. 110
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 28/09/2026I do not have a cat. I appear to have a swiffer pad that has gained sentience 071
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 09/09/2026The rovers/ranges that have the most pricing anomalies (ie they're cheaper than getting normal single tickets inside them) appear to be: 101
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 09/09/2026But... Bunch of meaty options from what I can see, savings up to £38 compared to off peak walk up fare: 110
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 05/09/2026Day 100-ish of trying to come off Apple/MS for everything... moving our budget sheet into LibreOffice from Numbers initially pasted it as an image, which was not noticed until grabbing a handle and it *rotated*. 150
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 29/08/2026These sold out in Madeira (not Spain but we did have it) 2 days after they came out and I haven’t seen them since 😭 - that damn ugly squid game burger (black bun, pink kimchi mayo) was around much longer… 010
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 23/08/2026Cat interrupted my productive Sunday to sleep on me while I’m a sweaty mess from moving stuff and and cleaning and tbh no regrets. 020
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 16/08/2026I am resharing this from another platform because welll... I'm sure you understand. 021
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 13/08/2026Alt text for anyone passing by, the original image doesn't have it: 000
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 12/08/2026Ugh, I hit decline on this three times as I was not in a physical position to take a call and they just. kept. calling. About a tourist booking that is 16 days away. Do not do this. I would have requested a refund immediately but a friend booked too and ducking out would be v rude at this point. 020
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 12/08/2026I think I’m now up to date with Bluesky. 000
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 08/08/2026So um… I broke into a building? And where is this damn Transmission gallery? We may never know. Anyway, here is a pic of me wearing *burgler stripes* doing this. 230
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 08/08/2026Is this the gallery? We may never know - it was locked. My group are too embarrassed to go back upstairs past the security guard again. But our only way is up and out… 110
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 08/08/2026Only…. The gallery is nowhere to be found. None of the doors open. We appear to be in a creepy corridor…. 110
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 03/08/2026My Apple News blocks tend to save me from bigotry but ever so occasionally they save me from myself 😅 000
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 02/08/2026Also this classic from @smbccomics.bsky.social 052
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 29/07/2026if you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation 000
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 26/07/2026I am also weirdly happy that I suspect they will never adapt this for TV or film so I don't have to live through the disappointment. This is a story of neurodiversity, queerness, nature vs nurture, disability, opera, love, music, immigration, family, and fracturing via generations in society. 100
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 25/07/2026The flyers they put up for this were just smashing tbh 0184
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 14/07/2026Got round to photographing mine. I quite like that they look like 1970s children’s tv show people. 000
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 06/07/2026I screenshot various things for future keeping and honestly this intern is a legend and I hope he is doing well. 040
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 02/07/2026Bloody Brexit. They even had a clean form solution for Cyprus prior to this. And somehow, we broke it. (this is the VIES page btw) 030
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 01/07/2026Most Bluesky thread ever really - tech to youth to body politics. 😅 010
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 29/06/2026Andy Burnham, mayor of The People’s History museum. 010
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 22/06/2026Well that was fun. As no one has shared pics from this gig with alt text, which is a shame as the sign language people on stage were 🤘, here you go. Also Skin crowd surfed prior - And after missing all the Bluesky political nerd hijinks, I felt Skin covered today’s uk news events better imo. 010
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 19/06/2026Got myself a colourful treat in bouncy hair form. This man is a wizard. 080
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 19/06/2026This heatwave is making me try to summon the rain gods. All my warm Madeira clothing is not in my damn suitcase, and Fat Face just emailed me to say that the order of demin shorts that would be available to collect by 16h today has been delayed by “a few days” 🫠 may melt 100
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 19/06/2026I was less good at remembering to take pics at Rail Live this year (you probably don’t want to see track gauge measuring equipment) but I did get this one of this lovely summery field when I came out of the loos… 020
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 18/06/2026@vasilevsky.ca we should catch up - I tried to DM but in uk for work so I got this 😅 010
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 11/06/2026I thought this post was a fake example until someone added me to this today: 020
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 10/06/2026I am currently whiteboarding an extremely gnarly set of overlapping system features that appear outwards as inconsistent data to send to a team 11 time zones away and I am the Charlie Day meme right now. 010
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 08/06/2026Remember: pause your notetaker tool if people are late for a meeting and you still have the music on. The transcription *will continue*. This was the start of one of my meetings today: 030
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 27/05/2026Everything keeps getting renamed and rebranded 😅 010
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 25/05/2026Scotland, how are we meant to take you seriously when the Squiggly Bridge leads to the Scottish Government? (also low-key jealous here) 1194
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 24/05/2026This, and a Honda Cappuccino were my favourite spots this weekend. Did see a Mini Moke (yellow) driving about, but not quite as impressive as spotting one in perfect condition parked in the normal shopping centre a couple years back (blue). I'm ok with this type of love of cars - it feels respectful 030
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 12/05/2026And yet Phil Mitchell will outlast it all: 000
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 11/05/2026When someone tells me I can’t raise a bug without story points. 0101
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 01/05/2026On a serious note, I’m of the opinion that brutalism really was at its best at the edges (plants, brick, etc). I loved Sunderland’s old civic centre, and sadly never took pics inside. A kind person did sneak me a few when I found out it was being demolished, but it was fenced off so outside pic only 120
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 29/04/2026Obligatory I am on holiday here is my pic for today post 000
Ashley Rolfmore (she/her) @ashley.rolfmore.com · 29/04/2026Behold - not on the architect’s plan, some Portuguese builder 25 years ago decided this was *finneeee* (extra padding is my addition). 000