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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 8h

If you were to grab a like-minded (I.e. twisted) friend to go to a crowded lunch place and talk real loud with some unhinged story, what would your opening line be? I’ll start: So, I got a call from the prison…

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Horror remakes where everyone but one actor is replaced by Muppets. Tremors. Keep Reba McIntire.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Horror remakes where everyone but one actor is replaced by Muppets. Serial Mom with Beverly Sutfin played by Miss Piggy. Keep Mink Stole as Dottie Hinkle.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You know what’s really good in a Thai-style curry? I mean REALLY good, “why haven’t I had this before” good, OMG good? Butternut squash. Seriously. I use Penzeys The Now Curry and coconut milk and OMG. The squash melts into the curry and it’s sweet and feels like a food hug.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Molly Shannon has the opportunity to do the funniest thing here…

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

On my way to the airport to fly to England JUST so I can give each of the Great British Bake Off bakers a supportive hug and maybe a group cry. Jamaica, Tom, essence-of-cyanide…they all need hugs. #GBBO #GBBS

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Party Packing: Woman Struggles with Suitcase

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hearing British people say ‘cookie’ during biscuit week is a little jarring. It just doesn’t feel right. #GBBO

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

People in North Carolina are seriously tapped. It was 95 degrees today. Currently in the 80s and humid — yet some people are wearing sweatshirts and one woman was wearing those shearling lined Ugg slippers WITH SOCKS. my god. Tapped.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you think this is bad, wait until the end of October when the revised numbers are posted

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Uh huh Wordle 1,931 6/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨⬜🟩⬜ 🟨⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Ohhhhh…you know what? That stinky bloviating bastard will then need to be driven back to Texas to get Air Force One… Oh blood clot, if there’s ever a time, buddy…

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

My god. Can you imagine the stench in that car? Between the McDonalds pit stops and the inevitably of Trump’s overflowing diapers…that secret service detail deserves biohazard pay.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The people next to me are talking about surviving a zombie apocalypse while dealing with Trump supporters and I’m DYING to get into that conversation

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I guess I’m not fancy enough for this one Wordle 1,930 6/6 ⬜⬜🟩🟨⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜⬜ ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

When a Nation elects a rapist, that Nation is teaching its children that raping women, children, or animals in Kash Patel’s case is not abhorrent behavior.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The TV in this waiting area is always tuned to ESPN. The anchors are so serious. Very professional clothes, arched eyebrows, raised voices, strong opinions. I’m sorry, but you’re yapping about men who throw balls to one another and then chase one another around. Get a grip.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Yes, by all means, let’s have Anthropic go public and then added to indices so index funds will be forced to buy shares, hiking share prices and exposing retirement accounts. Just like SpaceX. What could possibly go wrong?

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’m at the car repair shop and I just overheard the guy who runs it on the phone telling someone “no sir, no underwear fell out of the car.” Then, “nope, we didn’t find any underwear at all.”

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Stick Figure Underwear Thief Animation

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Sometimes you just gotta go with the flow Wordle 1,929 3/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜🟨 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lucky guess Wordle 1,928 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Went to the dermatologist today and was standing naked having my skin examined with a magnifying glass whilst the doctor told the very tall and beefy resident about my skin to which he replied mmmm and ohhh and ok and I thought “haven’t I seen this movie before?”

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Amee Vanderpool @girlsreallyrule.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Ken Paxton sentencing remarks today on the campaign trail: "The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what...they served 60 days." I put this on a loop for you because you simply won't believe it.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

This 👇

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Re: Madonna’s performance last night. Online haters calling it sad. Madonna is 68, has devoted her body to her craft. It cant do what it used to. She’s lost siblings and many friends. She nearly lost her own life. You know what’s really sad? Not taking every opportunity to live your best life.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Oh Madonna. 🔥🔥🔥🔥 The pussy lasers. That production. The artistry. 68 years old and shuts its down like that. Damn.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Drop an album that was important to you when you were 19.

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👣Coco👣 🇺🇦 🇪🇺 @nortygirl.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

How are there so many people who do NOT want the Epstein files released???

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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

EXACTLY 👇 THIS.......

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The CDC quietly updated its COVID vaccine guidance. Anyone six months and older (though they had to add the individual disclaimer to keep the loonies happy). I had my Covid and flu vaccines yesterday. I was a little uncomfortable last night and tired today but that’s it.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I got the COVID and flu vaccines today. I wonder if this is normal…I feel very hot (temp hot, not ‘oh my’ hot) and very tired.

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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

holy shit lmao

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Ten minutes in and Nigella has already given someone a tiny bit of side eye. A sugar dome? In the first challenge? #GBBO #GreatBritishBakingShow

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

roughly 48% of everyone alive in the Middle East is a child. Literally nearly half of the population is younger than 18. All they’re seeing and learning is the hatred and war and killing and hunger. How can this ever end if that’s their childhood?

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Ok.. Wordle 1,924 4/6 🟩⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It feels like Autumn when the big Dutch oven comes out. Tonight: chicken chili.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Last night, my stepmom and I played a game of “what’s safe to eat?” In which we each named a good and the other listed the recall and the danger. Turns out the safest thing to ingest in this administration is booze.

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Considering the word I started with, this is kind of funny. Hint it’s what happens after the cat wakes you in the middle of the night as they throw up next to the bed. Good times Wordle 1,923 3/6 ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟩🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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ashlandian.bsky.social @ashlandian.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If Asteroid Weird Al crashes into earth, I’m going to laugh. Oh how I’ll laugh…and then, probably die.

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