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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 7h
"Just over 9000 more things..." Thank you @brandonbird.bsky.social for this Gokulumbo to help me celebrate Columboctober.
Lt. Columbo with Goku hair and Goku's shirt.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Somebody needs to take these boys to a tailor
Ben Rice, Anthony Volpe, and Spencer Jones walking with their bags. They're all in suits but their jackets do not fit well at all.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Postseason, baby!
I made over 30 posts and over 30 replies yesterday. Lotta baseball to discuss.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ok then
Now warming in the Red Sox bullpen: LHP Garrett Crochet
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My heart rate jumped I to the moderate zone at first pitch and hasn't dropped out of it
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My watch has already warned me about signs of stress.
Yankee Stadium from the grandstand
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love doing this when I see quotes from these people
The US Travel PAC has spent more money on Republican candidates in 6 of the last 8 election cycles
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Summer of George (Lombard Jr)
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pope Leo with a White Sox jersey. He looks bemused.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nah, run the numbers again, figure it out
It's supposed to be EIGHTY SEVEN DEGREES on Friday
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Blue Jays immortalize the moment with a statue:
The statue of the guy in Vigeland Sculpture park where he's just absolutely blasting babies into the air with his arms and legs, although I cut out the bottom half for this post because the statue is hanging dong and it's Monday morning.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Impressive
Dude with an incredible waxed moustache at the A's game. Wider than his face.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hmm, seems bad
The 4 train driver exiting through the front door of the train with a flashlight
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TAMPA YOU JUST GOT BRADLEY HANNER'D
Bradley Hanner
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This game is meaningless but nobody told the Yankees graphics people
A "Summer Of George" graphic on the Yankee Stadium video board
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Robbie Ray looks like he's coming in third place at an Eastbound And Down costume contest (complimentary)
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
RBs are for suckers
My fantasy football team kicking ass with two middling or worse RBs
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
¿Cómo se dice "French Underground"?
México City street sign reading "Paris por Insurgentes"
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I do enjoy that the lines on my Radiacode generally mirror the altitude line of my flight.
Count per second and dose rate charts from a Radiacode 110, they're both going up as the plane I'm on also climbs
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Luke Voit very happily wielding a knife
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
wow, that is a depressing ad campaign, Galena
a screenshot from the Giants @ Cardinals game, behind home plate there's a video board showing an ad that says "Worth the drive. Galena, IL"
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Only just seeing these on the Yankees IG
Ben Rice looking utterly deranged covered in beerDavid "The Bus" Bednar about to smash two beers together Stone Cold style The Bus smashing said beers together
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I can confirm that Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus *will* be opening for Ed Sheeran.
Super Hans fronting Danny Dyer's Chocolate Homunculus
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Found the only good Massachusetts driver.
Car with Mass pkates that just say AUTIST
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think Yamamoto knew his location was less than ideal on that Elly De La Cruz moonshot
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Mookie Betts obliterates ball, beer.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
a Skitarii from 40k with the words UNBEATABLE superimposed over it.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Also got to see Eala practice a little bit
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
And now, Naomi
Naomi Osaka in mid air serving Naomi still in the air, following through the serve
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Now we're cooking with gas.
Guy in a Knicks jersey with the number 26 and the name ALWAYS
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ok, pretty happy with these.
Coco Gauff getting up to serve, she's jumping and looking up at the ballCoco after serving, her racket is swinging down and the ball is a green blur
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Go, go Coco
Coco Gauff serving, shot from thr upper level
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
My tennis is on the Fritz!
Arthur Ashe from the 300s, Fritz is playing
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Hello from Queens
A block in the walkway outside of Arthur Ashe Stadium that says "In recognition of Jersey Mike's Subs". I have no further context. A honey deuce, with my out of focus wife in the background
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
John Doggett from The X-Files, with a third eye
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Clive Owen in Children of Men, he's sitting in a room with a bunch of newspapers pasted over the windows. The headlines all help build up the world if you take the time to read them.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Yankees have a massive version of this photo on the wall inside the stadium, and when we were at a game the other week my wife wondered if they were going to edit the BETTING PROHIBITED out of it soon.
Lou Gehrig standing on the field, hat in hand. In the background next to his left arm you can see huge letters above the bleachers in RF that say BETTING PROHIBITED
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
José Fermín applauds himself for making the play...in an interesting way.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Randal Grichuk's goatee is like...vantablack
Randal Grichuk, whose goatee is black as pitch, just absorbing light
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sometimes the best bag isn't the closest bag.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just found out about Yunchaokete Bu this afternoon and he has immediately become my favorite player in the US Open. Lucky Loser and also has *this* tanline going on:
Yunchaokete Bu throwing tennis balls to fans after a game, he's pretty tan except for the top half of his forehead, where it looks like he's been wearing a hat nonstop for several years.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ok so I guess the solution from Bsky is to just re-register my domain? But also apparently they have ZenDesk setup so that it thinks it's 2024. Wild stuff.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This is satire, right? I'm just in a bad and uncharitable mood and this is supposed to be tongue-in-cheek?
In a week when New York City's culture aficionados were already reeling from huge losses—the passing of Dolly Parton, Yayoi Kusama, and Tim Curry—news of the impending closure of the AMC Kips Bay came as yet another tough blow.
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Oooh oooh I know the answer: all of them!
Google Maps showing the "Gulf of America"
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@themikeheld.bsky.social I remain an absolute sucker for a hat with a flag on the side.
Yankees hat with the Bronx boro flag on it, with Yankee Stadium in the background
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Scenes from Yankee Stadium in a rainy pregame.
My George Costanza Calzone bobblehead A guy in a Kei Igawa jersey. I thought my Joba jersey was serious commitment to Having A Guy
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
In summary:
Superintendent Chalmers exclaiming "Good lord, what is happening in there?!" while pointing to the AL West
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ew
The AL West has no teams with winning records and the best run differential is -47
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