AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 27/09/2026ADHD thought of the day. Mx. Usually is pronounced "Mix", right? If there's a Mix, is there a Mixter? Sounds like such a cool title though. 010
Reposted by AshenSwiftDazzable (check 📌) @dazzable.bsky.social · 16/09/2026If I get out of the hospital tomorrow and I found out that my dogs are out of food and it would be very helpful if I could get a donation or a commission so I can get them some food while I'm in town!! Please help a girl and her dogs out 🙏🏽🙏🏽 036
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Without my glasses, my vision is like playing a game at 72x48 with really aggressive anti-aliasing. 230
Reposted by AshenSwiftcicadaqueenV @cicadaqueenv.bsky.social · 12/09/2026It's the middle of the month, so bills are due. We don't have enough for rent for next month... On the bright side I've started a new medication so we'll see how that works out but we still need help. Please consider sharing and donating what you can. gofund.me/64ad02f20 #MutualAid #HelpSky 💸💕gofund.meDonate to Support Violet Through Her MECFS Struggle, organized by Violet RinHello, my name is Violet. I've set up a couple of GoFundMe's in the past to hel… Violet Rin needs your support for Support Violet Through Her MECFS Struggle 057
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Of all her toys, the one Wrecker likes the most is a piece of string she tore off of one of her chew sticks. 241
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 10/09/2026First an internet outage for basically all of New England. And then our power went out. Today is gonna be super fun I can tell. 130
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Man, dunno what meteor hit them, but Fidium's EVERYTHING is out. 020
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Got my @bonnicula.bsky.social mug in. Funny enough it got delivered yesterday in the newspaper box? Small print error on one side but otherwise a very good mug. 151
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Dayum, I thought Onion was supposed to be satire, why they spitting truth? 001
Reposted by AshenSwiftGil Durán @gilduran.com · 12/07/2026I was sunning by the pool when the boxes arrived. And here in my hand is my life’s work: “The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and the War On Democracy.” Coming 8/18. Pre-orders make a huge difference! Make a fascist sweat—pre-order today! www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne... 1293264900
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 12/07/2026DE announcing partnership with Epic Games and Fortnite really wrecked me. 13 years and 4000 hrs in game, Reb Ford has been my Space Mom for almost as long as my real mother was mom. All that inclusivity and creativity, just to take the hand of deepfake defender Tim and his transphobic slop machine.static.klipy.comYou Were The Chosen One! Iconic ShoutAlt: Animated GIF of Obi-wan from Starwars yelling at Anakin: "You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them!" 000
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Me: *takes a bite of chicken salad* My ADHD: "NO ETHICAL CONSUMPTION" Me: *chews slowly while squinting like the Fry meme* 000
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Never thought I'd have to walk a half mile round trip to ask the neighbors to turn down their music, but here I am. 010
Reposted by AshenSwiftDan Shive @danshive.bsky.social · 30/06/2026One of the twisty things about being human is we don’t automatically know why we feel certain ways. “I like this.” “Why?” “Hang on. Just let me a cork board, string, pushpins, and a marker, and maybe we’ll figure this out.” 1387
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 14/04/2026It's raining it's pouring the old man is about to be snoring as soon as he gets off his fucking phone and lays down to take a nap. It's me. I'm the old man. 041
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 08/04/2026ADHD thought of the day: Is sex basically torrenting babies? 010
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 02/03/2026Random internet question! Would you rather: A) have your fork/spoon fall into your food B) have your fork/spoon fall on the floor and why you chose your answer? 000
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I am truly skilled. I have cut myself with dried taco sauce. 120
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 15/11/2025Politics. Should be: "Which area needs improvement for the betterment of the nation and citizens?" Is: "What's in your pants? What's your skin tone?" Where the fuck are we even going anymore. 000
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 09/10/2025TIL DoorDash delivery drivers undervalue themselves. Like, I've befriended some of them and they'll do some extra-curricular deliveries for me if I ask politely (always do), and when I pay them properly for their time, they tell me I give them too much. My standard is minimum wage ($15/hr). 030
Reposted by AshenSwiftThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/08/2025White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body theonion.com/white-house-downplays-…theonion.comWhite House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of BodyWASHINGTON—As they called attention to his alarmingly sallow complexion and rapidly deteriorating brain function, White House officials sought to quell speculation Monday over the bruising on Presiden... 413471392
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 30/08/2025Randomly reminded of the fact that to this day I still cannot grasp the usage of semicolons in English writing. (specified cause I know the code nerds out there gonna hit me if I don't. XD) 000
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 24/08/2025@lotusenta.gay to me: "You're a carpenters wet dream, flat as a board, and easy to screw." My reply: "Does that mean furries are a carpenters nightmare? All the wood is knotted." 000
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Conversation summary with @lotusenta.gay "It's 69 degrees outside." "Nice." "See, this is why we can't switch to celsius. Can't have 69 celsius outside and have it be nice." "No, 69c is just dead. Though death by 69 doesn't sound terrible." 031
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 12/08/2025@bonnicula.bsky.social Hey Bonni, when're you planning on opening your new candy delivery + strippergram service? I heard it'll be called Bonni's Bonbons. XD <3 110
Reposted by AshenSwiftAuntie Lotus 🌼💜 @lotusenta.gay · 01/08/2025I managed to hit my overall $500 goal for #VTvsICE at the last minute thanks to a generous last-minute donation today. For my very first charity campaign, the fact that my community helped me raise this much for the ACLU was amazing. I am honored. 282
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Help bully Lotus for charity. Just $100 and we can watch them eat spicy dill pickle goldfish, tell ICE to fuck off, and you can earn bonus art! tiltify.com/@lotusenta/v...tiltify.comTiltify - Made for FundraisersWe give you the tools to engage with your donors and raise more for your charity 000
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 28/07/2025If you think it'd be fire to be used like a cum dumpster, you might be a cumster fire. If you burn grilled cheese, you might be a lunchster fire. If you have heart burn, you have a tumster fire. If cheese gives you heartburn, you have a meunster fire. If you found these funny, you're a punster fire. 000
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 22/07/2025I guess Vshojo just learned the hard way... *shades* Why you don't fuck with the mouse. 010
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Car conversations with @lotusenta.gay Lotus: "I bet if Jesus was alive in the modern world, he'd be a suspiciously wealthy furry that commissions porn artists." 011
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 15/07/2025Y'ever build yerself a literal physical wall of "problems for later you"? ....send help. 000
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 02/07/2025Bad game design idea: 3D skill web. It's a skill sphere. 000
Reposted by AshenSwiftAuntie Lotus 🌼💜 @lotusenta.gay · 30/06/2025Here's a clip of @ashenswift.bsky.social having a reaction to just *smelling* the pickle balls.twitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 001
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 02/07/2025TFW being so tired and adhd that your brain start playing mad libs with your sentences 020
Reposted by AshenSwiftTriple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Hot Coffee #art #GTA #talesof 1125278
Reposted by AshenSwiftAuntie Lotus 🌼💜 @lotusenta.gay · 27/06/2025I got my goal of $300 for #VTvsICE. I'm eating pickle balls. June 27th, 8:30pm eastern. FML. twitch.tv/lotusenta 165
Reposted by AshenSwiftAuntie Lotus 🌼💜 @lotusenta.gay · 26/06/2025My campaign for #VTvsICE is $16 away from our first milestone of $300. If I can get that today, I will be eating these hecking pickle balls tomorrow night live on stream with my facecam ON! charity.lotusenta.gay to donate! [ #vsky #vtuber #charity ] 41710
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 24/06/2025My one complaint about getting a Nissan: everyone still closes my car doors like it's a Jeep. Please be a little nicer to my vehicle... 010
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 17/06/2025In an infinite number of universes, there will always be a number of them where Massachusetts has conquered the world. In those, everyone is a Masshole. This thought brought to you by ADHD. "What was I saying again?" 132
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Random out of context @lotusenta.gay quote: "I don't care about the mouth penises." Y'know, reading this back makes it sound very different. XD 020
AshenSwift @ashenswift.bsky.social · 17/05/2025@lotusenta.gay ONLY SIX AWAY FROM PLASTIC DUCK DEATH BATTLES (RPG mode on Watch Your Plastic Duck) www.twitch.tv/lotusenta 022