Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Elizabeth, The only A.I. I want is anal intercourse. Darcy 1103
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Elizabeth, A free press is essential to democracy with a small d. But you’re essential to someone with a big D… Darcy 050
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Elizabeth, Gas is so expensive. Feel free to ride my cock. Darcy 1122
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Elizabeth, They found a new species of cat, but they’ll never find a pussy that grips like yours. Is your mother still reading your letters? Darcy 081
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Elizabeth, I’ll have your panties dropping faster than musicians on Ed Sheeran’s tour. Darcy 1227
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Elizabeth, Gas prices are like your undergarments. Lower them if you want me to ride. Darcy 170
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Elizabeth, AI might wreck humanity, but I’ll wreck that pussy. Darcy 0143
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Elizabeth, I’ll go down like Grindr during a Republican convention. Darcy 0141
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Elizabeth, Are you Labor Day? Because I get you off. Darcy 1170
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Elizabeth, Call me Spider-Man because you make me want to flick my wrist until I spurt out white sticky stuff. Respectfully, Darcy 030
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Elizabeth, I don’t want a data center. Just a D in your center. Darcy 080
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Elizabeth, Are you Homer’s The Odyssey? Because you’ll come from a strong oral tradition. Darcy 091
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Elizabeth, Are you Lindsey Graham? Because I want to fill your seat. Darcy 060
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Elizabeth, Call me lettuce the way I will rearrange your guts. Darcy 0142
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Elizabeth, You’re a good girl, but I want to corrupt you like FIFA. Darcy 181
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 29/06/2026A Where’s Waldo? fair had higher attendance than the Great American State Fair and I love that for books. 061
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Elizabeth, I will make you Versailles. I will make you Vermoan. I will make you Vercomeonthiscock. Darcy 1101
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Elizabeth, A night with me is like the World Cup. You’ll score three times and leave me Messi. Darcy 7506
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 14/06/2026She’s a romance reader. It’s a hockey stick. Can one night of passion lead to love? TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU is available now! 251
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Elizabeth, I have enclosed one (1) sundress. Please let me know the location at which you would like to be railed, and I shall do so forthwith. Respectfully, Darcy 0143
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 05/06/2026What if a romance reader and a sentient hockey stick fell in love FOR REAL?? TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU is available now! 260
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Elizabeth, I will put you through the mattress so hard they’ll feel it in Boston. Darcy 070
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 30/05/2026This year’s coldest club is Freedom 250. This place has nothing: 050
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026A #FridayFling excerpt from my sentient hockey stick romance. Yes, TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU is a romance with a hockey stick 040
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Elizabeth, I don’t want my face on money. Unless your pussy is money. Darcy 040
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Elizabeth; Everyone knows dumb has a b in it. But only I know last night your bum had a d in it. Darcy 050
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Roses are red Read something new Like a romance where a sentient hockey stick says 140
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I’m her ex-boyfriend’s hockey stick. This can’t last. But tonight, and only for tonight… We’re pucking. TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU, a sentient object romance, is available now! 130
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 01/05/2026a hockey romance reader has a one-night stand with a sentient hockey stick and then they fell in love FOR REAL!! TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU is available now www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX2DNYT... 131
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026Elizabeth, I’ll tell the Supreme Court the same thing I told your family: 6 of you can go fuck yourselves. Darcy 020239
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026Elizabeth, Even I don’t care this much about ballrooms. Darcy 073
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 17/04/2026what if a hockey romance reader had a one-night stand with a sentient hockey stick and then they fell in love FOR REAL?? TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU is available now! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX2DNYT... 030
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 16/04/2026what if a reader of hockey romance novels slept with her ex-boyfriend’s sentient hockey stick and then they fell in love FOR REAL?? TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU is available now! 152
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 13/04/2026Violet gets over her ex… by getting under his hockey stick. But can the hockey stick convince her to give it a chance on more than one night? TONIGHT I’M PUCKING YOU, a sentient object romance, is available now! www.amazon.com/dp/B0GX2DNYT... 043
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026There’s more than one way to open the Strait of Hormuz 060
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Elizabeth, Call me the Easter Bunny because I want to fill your eggs. Darcy 040
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Elizabeth, I don’t want you to sit on my face tonight. April Fools’, Darcy 060
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Elizabeth, Are you 12 tons of KitKats? Because I would spend the rest of my life eating you. Darcy 0234
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Elizabeth, I go down harder than the stock market. Darcy 0270
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 01/03/2026You keep saying “obliterated.” I do not think it means what you think it means. 091
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Elizabeth, Unlike MELANIA, I’ll be coming to your opening. Darcy 071
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Elizabeth, You said no to my marriage proposal. But do we at least have the framework of a deal to do it in my carriage? The concept of a plan to do it in my carriage? Let me know. Darcy 150
Ash Dylan @ashdylan.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Elizabeth, Are we people who want to fight American imperialism? Because we should come together. Darcy 070
