A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just watching my brother as an expert on a show he used to watch when he was a kid dreaming about space and volcanoes. 8 year old him would expect nothing less. 270
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Mom has made it clear that I am NOT to bother my brother about “things” because he is very busy doing work. He needs to concentrate. 100
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is it mind boggling? Or have we been putting tourists in ICE Detention and that feels like a pretty big con for a vacation pro/con list. 030
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Ireland is amazing and there is so much here that is just better and more sensible, like clearly identifying allergens on menus and being a healthy functional democracy. But - this whole single lane/but two way traffic mountain pass the width of the sidewalk outside my house has to be rethought. 220
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you are ordering the crab and lobster plate in Cork, it’s crab with a C not crab with a K. 000
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I am reminded of the founder and an old boss. The founder had grand ideas like “there should be a statue of me in a park!” And the staff would be shocked and worried about why/how that would happen. The ED (boss) would smile and say “Oh Founder! You’re so funny!” And that was the end of it. 100
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026In 1985’s To Live and Die in LA, Willem Dafoe makes several criminal errors that cement him as the villain- not the least of which is the burgundy velour sweat suit in the gym scene - and absolutely the WORST CRIME is how he gouged the ink and loaded ink into the press in the printing scene. 120
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Okay, whatever dude. Let’s hold off on spending any money or time on that idea, Commander Lame Duck who’s 70 points underwater in the polls.static.klipy.comSherlock Holmes Checks WatchAlt: Sherlock Holmes Checks Watch 010
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026My parents are about his age and sometimes we just humor them and sometimes Dad drinks schnapps with his lunch burrito. 010
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 27/08/2026You know a jerk off motion is a perfectly acceptable response. 020
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Why have we been asked for the last 20 years to coddle and show empathy for people who hold our children in such low regard? They show no empathy for immune compromised people. They show no empathy for their own children. Fuck them. 010
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Man City’s new manager really is just full on Single White Female-ing the old manager. Pep better make sure he’s got a pair of steel stilettos and a good lock on his apartment. 000
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 16/08/202692% humidity - it should just be raining right? If there is 92% humidity that is just rain, and yet not rain. Just soup. Outside is broken. 110
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Some CEO who thinks people only work when watched has decreed that my husband has to go into the office 3 days a week starting today (instead of two) and our Dog is *concerned* as this is not approved, by her, and out of the norm, and who will pet her? Feed her? Take her outside? (Me.) 030
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Piglet is entirely surrounded by cucurbits. 010
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 07/08/2026static.klipy.comThat's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works!Alt: That's Not How It Works! That's Not How Any Of This Works! 030
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026“Hans, suburban, college educated frauen are scared of “Jews in the streets.” Not arguing it, but that’s what the polling shows…..” I think we can all see where Scott Witte would have been in the 1930s. 080
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 23/07/2026If you wonder why the cable isn’t working on our neighborhood, it’s because this squirrel just pulled a bunch of wires out and replaced them with half a pop tart. 000
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I’d say the best thing to do to support the troops is not to start a war as a diversion from your association and likely participation in a pedophile ring. But that’s just me. 020
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026He gets a new shiny thing every time the completes a task on his task sheet like brushing his teeth or being an International embarrassment. The latest ones are for inserting himself into Spain’s celebrations and new Canadian Tariffs. 000
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Larry provides short term foster care for high flying politicians. 010
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026So it’s T for me, but not for thee….did I get that right? 020
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Statins seem like one of those prescriptions your octogenarian shouldn’t decide they “don’t need” anymore on their own. 000
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Figuring out a way for Donald Trump to enrich himself in service of solving the problem is the only road towards getting a problem solved. And the road may go towards and take a sharp turn off a cliff into some lava. 010
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I have vacuumed and carpet shampooed enough pet hair today to fully restock the raw materials in King Kong’s Merkin maker’s shop. 010
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Okay, well I won’t be taking notes on proper etiquette and decorum from a bunch of literal Nazis who don’t think people in my State or who share my gender should be allowed to speak, vote, or have agency at all.static.klipy.comSassy Hand JobAlt: Middle aged lady in green shirt from late 1900’s does jerk off motion. 230
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The Respect the Dead season with Graham and McConnell is going to be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 030
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026I bet Donald doesn’t attend the funeral because what’s a dead guy got to do with him? 140
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Look, knowing Trump, the new WH doors will be shoddily made and easily breached having been sourced by the companies that brought you the (formerly) Reflecting Pool, and the Arch at America’s State Fair. It’s also as likely to be finished by January 2029 as the pit formerly known as the East Wing. 000
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 11/07/2026static.klipy.comDon't Be Suspicious DanceAlt: From Parks and Rec, Jean-Ralphio and Mona-Lisa Saperstein are dancing while singing Don't Be Suspicious in a Cemetery, in the background, loved ones are assembled at Jean-Ralphio’s funeral. 010
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Jesus fucking Christ, job candidates get their resumes tossed for using a weird font, but somehow SA is not a reason to look for another candidate for higher office? 041
Reposted by A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’sMoira Donegan @moiradonegan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026If roughing up a girlfriend and locking her in a room was a virile, authentic a rejection of “smoothgroined” “HR lady” politics, but a rape is too far, then what’s at stake is not a principled rejection of violence against women but a cynical assessment of how much violence a man can get away with. 7066461683
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Are they pulling a Weekend at Bernie’s with ol’Mitch McConnell?static.klipy.comBernie's Poolside ChillAlt: Bernie, a dead guy, is poolside with a drink and a smoke, but his arm is being lifted by sting like a puppet by an underling who wants to keep enjoying the benefits of Bernie’s money and power. 010
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026How could we have known?!? There were no signs that he would turn out to be a piece of shit - except for the LITERAL NAZI TATTOO. 010
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Wait… Are Chicago Police Department officers supposed to be driving Patrol SUVs down Western while wearing Red MAGA hats? Because that just happened. 000
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026IN THE YEAR OF OUR DOG 2026 NPO BOARDS ARE SERIOUSLY OUT HERE ASKING HIGH LEVEL EXPERIENCED EXECUTIVE DIRECTORS TO HAVE MILLION DOLLAR SKILLS BUT TO PAY THEM $80,000 a YEAR WITHOUT BENEFITS.static.klipy.comZach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger)Alt: Zach Galifianakis: From The Heart (Middle Finger) 100
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Dictating what flavor of soda to go with your Big Mac? Tyranny! Dictating your genitals? FREEDOM!!!! 020
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026It’s strange that people who would balk at anyone prescribing to them which sportsball team they are allowed to root for are the same people just signing off left and right on allowing strangers to make their medical and reproductive decisions for them. #freedom250? 020
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 01/07/2026If the Democrat elites took a hard left and went full out for a month of Sundays they’d still be several blocks right of Ronald Reagan at this point. 021
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Every June we become less and less free. 000
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Hear me out- have we thought about taxing trillion and billionaires until they are merely millionaires? Feels like a lot of issues would be solved and they probably wouldn’t notice on a day to day basis. 020
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 07/06/2026BOB PACKWOOD WAS ALIVE?!? I honestly did not think this dude made it out of the 20th Century. I assumed he died of shame sometime during the Clinton years. 001
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Do you think this is why he keeps getting those “IQ” tests? 041
Reposted by A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’sElizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I’ve been in the I don’t trust the dude with the Nazi tattoo since the beginning and people were like oooooh but the alternative was Susan Collins or Janet Mills dummy. No the alternative is the party cultivating talent and doing capacity building 912291343
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A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Primary all of them. Democrats in name only. 021
Reposted by A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’sACLU of Rhode Island @riaclu.bsky.social · 14/05/2026BREAKING: Protecting the medical privacy of RI children, a federal judge in RI has just quashed the Dept. of Justice's subpoena for RI Hospital's records of minors who have received gender affirming care treatment since 2020. 14313
A pair of mismatched Mary Jane’s @ashamedtosay.bsky.social · 09/05/2026My 13 year old Brittany Spaniel’s transformation into a human toddler is almost complete. She has latched onto both witching hour and needing to be lifted up onto things. Also snacks. Constantly wishing the carrots she is given are cookies. 000