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Ash, the right honourable sloth

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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Low T to back down like that
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 04/09/2026
Vice President JD Vance said he couldn’t predict when the fighting with Iran would end or when gas would return to $3 a gallon. President Trump originally said the war, which began Feb. 28, would last four to six weeks.
washingtonpost.com
Vance says he doesn’t know when Iran conflict will end — it’s up to Iran
The vice president also defended Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth from recent criticism.
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
IRREGARDLESS
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
In China, what do they call that stack of dishes our parents never let us use because it was too fancy? Still “china?” If Taco comes back with the answer to this his trip will have been a success.
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Doc Vivi Leandra【 VTC 】- Real-Life Scientist VTuber 🧬🖥️ @docvivileandra.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I will never stop making fun of the fact that geologists can and routinely do identify rocks by taste
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Pro tip for iPhone users impatient over the fact that independent journalism isn’t dying fast enough: you can use Gemini to gain access to news articles locked behind the Apple News paywall.
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
When they send the stormtroops i plan to tell ‘em im an ille-gul from someplace that speaks French. I’ve always wanted to learn French.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
“.. internal strategy documents viewed by The New York Times reveal that Amazon executives believe the company is on the cusp of its next big workplace shift: replacing more than half a million jobs with robots.” @nytimes.com $AMZN www.nytimes.com/2025/10/21/t...
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
lolawgs
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Anyone who said hello to #Epstein after 2008 at the very least *tolerates* p@edophilia #truefacts
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 27/09/2025
Here's some examples of what those 4.5 MILLION Floridians are looking at in terms of net rate hikes. These assume they're enrolled in the benchmark Silver plan each year & that their income, household makeup etc. all remain the same year over year.
Florida: Net ACA benchmark silver plan premiums 2025 vs 2026
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Exhibit #350 showing how 🥭 absolutely despises his voters.
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Charles Gaba ✡️ @charlesgaba.com · 27/09/2025
Good to see this getting coverage but California is NOT the largest #ACA market in spite of having the largest population. FLORIDA is. Over 4.5 MILLION Floridians are enrolled in ACA individual market coverage, and nearly all of them are heavily subsidized right now. acasignups.net/ira-subsidy-...
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How much more will over 4.5 MILLION FLORIDA residents pay if the improved #ACA subsidies expire? (updated)
Originally posted 12/22/24 Florida has over ~4.7 MILLION residents enrolled in ACA exchange plans, 97% of whom are currently subsidized. I also estimate they have perhaps ~112,000 unsubsidized off-exc...
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Vulture @vulture.com · 23/09/2025
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
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Apple Pulls The Savant From Its Release Schedule
Apple has pulled The Savant, its series starring Jessica Chastain’s about hunting down white supremacist cells across America, from its immediate release schedule.
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Zuck deposited $38.36 into my bank account last night. Take THAT high prices!
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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
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Low Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
That's harsh.
Carl Sagan argued that
Pluto should not count
as a planet because it
is "a poor man's Neptune.
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
I took Geology in undergrad, can confirm
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
So cool they discovered the cause of autism on basically day they guessed they would. I’m also glad they are withholding this information for a few days to prep for a WrestleMania-style announcement. This is how science works.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/09/2025
I was pretty late to covering AI but seemed to get it right in February 2023 www.wheresyoured.at/degenerative...
The result will be genuine human suffering as a result of dressing a fallible, experimental intelligence up as an authoritative source of information. People will be inspired to harm themselves or others, all while their ideas and likenesses are counterfeited and monetized, all so
that wealthy executives can tell the world - and Wall Street - that their companies are "innovative."
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Trump just designated “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, on par with ISIS and Al Qaeda. As a reminder, “antifa” is short for “antifascist”. They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left. This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up. www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...
cnn.com
Trump says he’s designating Antifa as a terrorist organization | CNN Politics
President Donald Trump said he is designating the far-left anti-fascism movement Antifa as a terrorist organization, announcing the move on his Truth Social platform in the early hours of Thursday mor...
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
“Don’t let any man into your cab, your home, or your heart, unless he is a friend of sloths.” -Jimmy Slotha
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
I knew it!!
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The Conversation U.S. @us.theconversation.com · 04/09/2025
The myth of scientific objectivity hides the truth that every experiment is influenced by cultural values, assumptions and beliefs – and that actually hurts the search for truth Analysis: buff.ly/KcLU0bE 🧪 🩺
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Scientific objectivity is a myth – cultural values and beliefs always influence science and the people who do it
Cultural ideas are inextricably entwined with the people who do science, the questions they ask, the assumptions they hold and the conclusions they land on.
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Wife: Happy Fathers Day, honey!! Today is all about *you* what do you want to do for *your* day? Me: to just relax tbh, hit my recliner, couple beers, watch the last round of the golf, maybe order something off instacart. You know just normal chill sloth stuff My living room, 4 hours later:
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Sorry, the SCOTUS is bought and paid for. The moose out front should have told ya.
media.tenor.com
a man in a blue uniform says sorry folks the park is closed
ALT: a man in a blue uniform says sorry folks the park is closed
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
A quarter of ESPN’s talent cut loose so they could pay this insufferable turd not to leave.
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Also not very surprising
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Richard Signorelli 🌱💙🇨🇦🇺🇦🇺🇸 @richsignorelli.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
> Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has ordered the Navy to take the rare step of renaming a ship to USS Jack Daniels
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
when you're a chickenhawk they let you do it
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Your pissed off grandma @anomaly100.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Who did this? 😂
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Well we know his number for “how many 5 year olds” I reckon
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Zoom chat is not as bad as I was told
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
just how the goodlord intended
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I KEEP SCRUBBING BUT IT WON'T COME OFF
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
When I am afraid for the country’s health (often, usually at night) because this guy runs HHS, I like to imagine that he’s really a qualified, science-based thinker; but, because he can only speak in that guttural, unintelligible orcish dialect everything he says sounds like antivaxxer nuttery
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
waste of cash. The answer, which was clearly confirmed via exit polling in 2024, is: truck nuts
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Official presidential acts = total immunity. The moose out front should have told ya
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
“the early bat gets the blood 🩸 “
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
I know wherever he is, he’s Rising (at dusk) and Grinding
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
We really need to get a meeting on the calendar to decide how much more Pete Hegseth we really need, if any.
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
When you view it as a series of pumps and dumps, it makes perfect sense
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James Fallows @jfallows.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
The US makes its military equipment in the US. ANY journalist in US who is focusing on Biden's cognitive issues (when he never made factually-moronic statements like this), and not Trump's ....
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Get out there and find your voice! (Try working backwards from now to the last time you saw it)
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
Can AI even call 911? Anyway that’s all it should be doing in these cases, if anything
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
I’ve no memory of this cat
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Ash, the right honourable sloth @ash4realthough.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
“Is that truffle pig? Those are some great pigs, very valuable too!”, he replied, feigning as much personal pig knowledge as he dared.
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