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Ash

@ash.keysma.sh
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Hi, I’m Ash. 32, Boston area, he/him. Fitness posting, into powerlifting and kickboxing. No minors. Also gonna be mixing macro smut into this space — consider this your one and only warning

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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 23/09/2026
Oh Jesus, hi bluesky. What’s up, lmao. Happy skunktember
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 04/03/2026
Happy macro march. To me, anyway. Some older art I haven’t posted from @magnetiorchid.bsky.social, for the occasion~
A macro skunk wearing all red stuffing a micro girl into his shorts.A macro skunk showing off his paws expectantly.
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 04/03/2026
Well damn, it’s macro march. Hey, ladies. <3
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 09/12/2025
Hey down there. Art by the insanely talented @magnetiorchid.bsky.social
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 20/11/2025
the eternal struggle of wanting to look at this website in between sets and accidentally flashbanging passersby with macro Lola Bunny smut as I scroll
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 18/11/2025
When we have Nuremberg 2 I would like to also place Sam Altman on trial for the incalculable amount of damage he is causing to the environment. Millions are gonna die because a bunch of right-wing incels needed to artificially generate some bitches that would actually stand them for once
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 18/11/2025
What’s up, folks.
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 12/08/2025
Dude this website is so fucking stressful. I gotta just like. Read the news and use this place to only post horny macro shit. Christ almighty
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💽💦 @horny.minidi.sc · 16/10/2024
fun times at the bar with ash 🥴 art by magnetiorchid!
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autumn wright 🍂 @autumn-wright.com · 29/07/2025
an important part of this story a media with integrity will make salient is Microsoft is CURRENTLY complicit in the mass surveillance of people being targeted for assassination by an oppressive government aftermath.site/microsoft-bd...
 The Guardian reports Microsoft has “deepened its relationship” with occupation forces, with documents showing that “Microsoft’s products and services, chiefly its Azure cloud computing platform, were used by units across Israel’s air, ground and naval forces, as well as its intelligence directorate” during what Human Rights Watch and UN experts have called acts of genocide.

The Associated Press reports Azure is being used by the Israeli military to compile and search through information gathered from mass surveillance. The Guardian's report also indicates there are uses of the tech on air-gapped computers. This has all been profitable for the company: internal company data and documents reviewed by AP journalists shows Microsoft entered a three-year, $133 million contract with the Israeli Ministry of Defense in 2021, and The Guardian reports Microsoft has generated $10 million in deals from "engineering support and consultancy services" since 2023
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 22/07/2025
2025 sure has been a fucking year, huh.
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Faith @anthropomorphiz.ing · 16/07/2025
Group Selfie feat. @ash.keysma.sh and ace (not on Bluesky) art by @mammalfriend.bsky.social
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
(from burn after reading)
jk simmons as CIA boss: what have we learned palmer?
palmer: i don’t know sir
CIA boss: i don’t know either, i guess we learned not to do that again
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DATINSL(ダッティン) @datinsl.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
#giantess #gigantess
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Xavier @xavierck.com · 26/05/2024
A friend shared this with me, so now I'm sharing with you: This is a fork of Blender that has an overhaul of the interface that adds colored icons, verbose tooltips, and more industry-standard behavior across the board. www.bforartists.de Check out this before and after of the modifiers menu:
The default Blender modifiers menu. All items have gray icons and it's difficult to differentiate between them unless you closely read every nameThe Bforartists version of the same menu. Each tool has a different icon in bright, readable colors. It's much easier to tell the difference between tools, even if you squint.
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Quake @quakeroc.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
CW paws for as many Terran partners as i have, you'd think i'd learn to stay off the floor. it's not like they can feel me with those. uh. big, lovely (????) paws . especially not @ash.keysma.sh let's be real wow he's a hunk, art by @kerneldecoy.bsky.social !!
a giant skunk, Ash, walks away from the camera. stuck to one of his broad soles is a Pael, a tiny alien. in a little inset, he's yawning cutely. the art is by kerneldecoy!!
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 14/11/2024
fucking lol, thank you the onion
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.
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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy
The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.
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⋆˙⟡ qiyra ✧˖⋆ @qiyra.net · 06/11/2024
Hey guys and gals. diyhrt.wiki
diyhrt.wiki
The DIY HRT Directory
All the information you need to be informed on DIY Hormone Replacement Therapy
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 06/11/2024
Come the fuck on. Come on man. Come on.
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 05/11/2024
Please just vote for Harris today. Fucks sake
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💽💦 @horny.minidi.sc · 26/03/2024
having a giant skunk boyfriend has its… uh… perks? art by magnetiorchid!
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 27/10/2024
please for the love of god youtube stop showing me skateboarding videos, I cannot afford to get back into skating in my early 30s
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 25/10/2024
Damn. Texas Chainsaw Massacre was fucking sick. A+ movie, makes a lot of modern horror feel lazy and uninspired as hell
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 23/10/2024
deleting my yoshi’s island let’s play off furaffinity in a fucking panic
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 23/06/2024
whenever i encounter tedious bluesky drama i prefer not to take part in it. it's best if i just hang back, take exhaustive and detailed notes, and then in a year or two make a documentary about it
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Ash @ash.keysma.sh · 21/10/2024
Gooooood morning, gonna start logging what I’m listening to on cardio days. Let’s start with Hakushi Hasegawa: youtube.com/watch?v=GRiQ...
m.youtube.com
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YouTube video by Hakushi Hasegawa - Topic
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