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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 12h
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devil%2...
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Devil's coach horse beetle - Wikipedia
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 13h
watch out that thing's mad
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 14h
I don't know if any of our native dryinids could successfully parasitize them but there is some research being done on Dryinus sinicus, a chinese dryinid, for SLF biocontrol
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 15h
yup, it's a dryinid wasp
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 29/09/2026
!!
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
I've drawn him fishing the regular way but I could definitely see him going for the more natural approach on occasion too
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
yup
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
me too...
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
right??
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
people sometimes very reasonably assume my critter monk art is some kind of Redwall AU fanart but in my heart it's actually closer to Eduard von Grützner AU fanart
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
WAIT i can't believe i forgot that the collective noun for shrews is Whisker. a whisker of shrews is hiding in the rafters
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
adding it to my big big big list of monk bullshit to draw sometime
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
there's a gaggle of shrews hiding in the rafters and placing bets on exactly that
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Sol @hotpotatobuns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gone but not forgotten (later he makes off with SO much wine that, again, he made with his own big ol feet so is it stealing? Really??)
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
What a prank! and Dot was going to fashion a violin case shaped coffin for him and everything
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
Before you get your hopes up too far, I do prefer to keep the lore minimal, flexible, and mostly implied. But to the extent that there is lore, the almost 90 page zine/artbook i'm almost finished designing has most of it!
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
NOOO YOU KILLED HIM!!!!!
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
Thank you! I love drawing these goofy little guys
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
Thank you!
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Sol @hotpotatobuns.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
As you know I love him your honor
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
CUTE! i love how you draw him so much
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
bought some new watercolor tubes and had to take them on a test drive. very happy with my choices
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
.^.
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
Brother Barley's almost choked on his pickle twice and she's not even to the punchline
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
beautiful
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
you're welcome! glad that vibe came through
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
they're rutabagas but more importantly this does not take place in any real time or place because a world where an opossum is telling a dick joke to a crocodile is not a world where I have to care about historical accuracy
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
thank you!
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
very loosely based on the von Grützner painting "Discussing Fish"
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 27/09/2026
Benson's crown
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 04/05/2026
🧹
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
i'm nodding sagely
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
sausouflage
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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
they never saw a thing!
silly digital doodle in black ink on white of a whole bunch of hanging sausages, and a wren hiding vertically in between them mlepping their tongue
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
That's a great nickname. I really ought to draw one as a little punk rocker sometime...
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
one of these days I'll get around to watching that movie but I feel like the viral screenshot is maybe still going to be my favorite part of it
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
on the big rock candy mountain 🎵
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
brother ignatz doing the food lion parking lot kung fu grandpa stunts with a string of sausages
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
see, to me it feels more like the setting of a goofy @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social comic
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
that is the heron specialty!
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
brother ignatz where the hell did you get those sausages from
this bittern's got way too many snausages
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
"X isn't just Y, it's also Z" AND an em-dash in the opening sentence. they're fucking dabbing on us
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 26/09/2026
LMAO honestly not far off
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Carlisle Group LLC @oscaropossum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My headcanon on @ascalaphid.com ‘s “Brother” “Ignatz”
1 page comic sketch. A bittern who seems to have recently put on a monk’s robes for the first time says “y’know, these robes are rather comfy. Now… to find a monastery where I can *lay low* for a while” as he scrunches up his long neck. He sees a monastery conveniently placed on a nearby hilltop! 
As the bittern approaches, he sees a shrew monk snacking on something from a pouch. The shrew opens his arms wide, proclaiming “Ah, Brother! Welcome to our humble monastery! What is your name?”
The bittern stutters, “I…” and notices the snack pouch in the shrew’s claws is labeled “GNATS” “Ignatz.” He says, “with a z”.
“What a lovely, *honest* name*” the shrew replies. “Please, Brother Ignatz, come in!”
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 25/09/2026
he's laying low after getting caught stealing dried fish from the pantry again
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 25/09/2026
say that to his face
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 25/09/2026
happy flyday
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 25/09/2026
not sure about the romantasy part but I do like drawing gay bugs
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