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Asbjørn

@asbjorn.bsky.social
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1998 • West Coast • Furry, speedcuber, basshead, hobbyist linguist learning German and Mandarin 🌈♾️ Self-dx, figuring myself out Current hyperfixation: Chess, and bodybuilding Miss me with that Zionist bullshit 🇮🇱🔫😃 and FREE PALESTINE

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Aubo 🏳️‍⚧️ Shop update 10/24! 👻🧡 @aubryjoi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
90s pals ⭐️💜 [ #cuteart #illustration ]
A little doodle of two of my long cat characters. Squiggle, who is themed after a 90s iconic jazz cup, is back to back with Arcade, who is themed after a 90s arcade carpet pattern. They’re laughing and looking like they’re sharing a good time.
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Bro I am so tired of AI on this app. I thought this was supposed to be the artist's haven where we didn't have to worry about this stuff. Now I'm seeing slop ported over from Instagram on the regular, and everyone is generating comic panels about politics and it's just like why
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Submitted my first college assignment today. I'm officially an adult now.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Joe Rogan Yeonmi Park meme "In Texas you get harsher sentencing for trying to protest concentration camps than you do for raping children"
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
So hyped to start college this summer. Should have my bachelor's in engineering in about 5 years. If only I knew what major I wanted when I first moved here 3 years ago.
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Nomax @nomax.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Deathbed Portrait, daguerreotype, mid 19th century. Currently held in a Town's Archive. Older picture, I like to imagine my Characters being part of a real world. And pieces like this always just feel weirdly tangible. Some item that might exist somewhere to hint at the life lived.
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Managed to capture Jupiter for the first time the other night, through a pair of Celestron Skymaster 15-35x70mm. This was incredibly difficult but I managed to get it. Picture slightly edited for emphasis on the stripes
Jupiter in the night sky with some reddish chromatic aberration distorting the top left portion
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Time be like: Day: 24 hours, divisible by 2,3,4,6,8 Week: 7 days, a literal prime number
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Shivam Bhatt @shivambhatt.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
New dip station what do we think
Two columns of two upright cinder blocks stacked on top of a rug with a barbell, bumper plates and change plates nearby, all inside of a garage. There are brown cabinets in the background as well as a TV and a chest freezer.
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danny! 🐯 @tigerstooth.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
what then!!
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Odd Tom @oddtom.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
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mitch @czarmitch.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
are you a trans ally? performative or otherwise? can i interest you in sharing or donating to keep my friend alive? 💖
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Oh yeah, it's all coming together.
A stack of rubber bumper plates ranging from 45 lb to 1.25 lb stacked vertically with one another by weight. 4x45 2x25 2x10, change plates 2x10 2x5 2x2.5 and 2x1.25, totaling 287.5 lbs.
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Mr. Legendarium @legendarium.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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Shinri Shiogami🔞🏳️‍🌈 @jikuutenshonazca.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
AI is dying. Repost to make it die faster.
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
i've done it
A screenshot of two game banners on the Steam desktop app showing two games in my library, Euro Truck Simulator 2, and Garry's Mod. Total hours played in ETS2 are 190.8 hours, and 189.4hrs in Gmod. This makes ETS2 my most played game in my library.
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The little top section of the app now makes it so much more welcoming to post. Makes me feel like someone wants to know what's happening lol
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Never forget the time in 2020 Charlie Kirk (dead now) pretended to be a black guy on Twitter but forgot to switch accounts when giving himself a nice compliment.
Charlie Kirk
@charliekirk11
As a black man. I think Charlie Kirk is great.
00:08 • 29/03/2020 - Twitter for iPhone
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Charlie Kirk @ @charliekirk11
Replying to @charliekirk11
Haha thank you. I bet all the liberals will speak over you and call you racist. You're truly great!
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I have officially switched fixations and now my entire life is about weightlifting. Should I post progress clips?
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Fully convinced that YouTube shorts is just capitalist propaganda. Always some bullshit about shark tank or entrepreneurs, and if not that then some stolen clip from a random B movie off of Hallmark or something.
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Me playing the jobava london and my opponent sees right thru me
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
spanish is literally just alternative english. raro is weird which is like rare, the verb for to sound (like sth.) is sonar, and imprevisto means unforseen and it sounds like it was taken directly from "improvised." like, if you speak spanish, you are good as hell at synonyms
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
whenever i really want to add emphasis to a question then, outloud, i'll go "question mark?!"
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
i love being a linguist as a hobby because like, i can scroll wiktionary and already know what nominative and accusative mean
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Did you know that if you put toilet paper in the toilet bowl water then it keeps Poseidon from giving you a little kissy kiss on the booty hole
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
#computer #tractor_feed #trypophobia
A cartoon drawing of an exasperated wolf holding a sheet of tractor feed computer paper that is composed entirely of tear-off tractor holes. Text above him reads "TRACTOR FEED COMPUTER PAPER 8.5 x 11 Oops! All Holes!"
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I've always had gymbro music taste, hardstyle, hardcore, uptempo etc. and now that I've actually started lifting recently, I can feel a little better about my playlists filled to the brim with literal noise that I've been blasting since I was ELEVEN
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
just won my fourth game of chess today, feels good. shout out to chessreps otherwise i wouldn't know what i'm doing at all. my favorite course is the jobava london system
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I think a funny thing about the English language is that sometimes we can't use the word can, and instead have to define it by saying '...be able to...'. E.g. "He might be able to go shopping.... He might can go shopping."
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Copying a burger I tried at red robin the other day. So good I forgot to add the cheese.
A homemade burger with a fried egg, avocado, serranos and mayonnaise, in my right hand, held over the kitchen sink.
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I started going to the gym maybe two weeks ago and I've now had a cold/flu for longer than I've even started exercising. I want nothing more than to just get started and make it a habit to go 5x/week but I can't breathe thru my nose and I'll just get everyone there sick if I go anyway
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
My favorite form of cardio is drinking a Rockstar
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
YouTube Music does NOT know what ambient is
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I just spent the last 3 hours not only meal prepping for the second time, but also cooking chicken thighs for the first time. My back hurts, my hands are dry from all the hand washing, and everyone in the house is asleep. But at least lunch and dinner is done for the next few days.
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Usually it's pretty quiet at night but tonight I heard someone walk by at like 1:30am and said "My grandma wants me to go to college. That shit's hard! I'd rather watch TikTok... and hit my vape!" like word for word. Must've been on the phone but that shit was hilarious
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joe burrow’s rose toy @gregparser.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
this is exactly what learning speedcubing has been like
it’s that fucking game from pokémon stadium n64 where clefairy makes you memorize directional inputs and this one goes ⬅️➡️➡️⬅️⬇️⬇️⬆️⬇️➡️⬆️⬇️⬇️➡️⬆️⬅️⬅️➡️⬆️⬇️➡️⬆️⬅️➡️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬅️➡️⬇️➡️➡️⬅️
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
It's either "how sth. looks" or "what sth. looks like" if I catch anyone in the year 2025 saying "how sth. looks like" I'm actually gonna lose it
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 06/08/2025
Article 1, Section 9 & 10 have been removed from the official Govt website on the US Constitution. Among numerous points: •Section 9 forbids suspending The Privilege of the Writ of Habeas Corpus •Section 10 forbids ex post facto laws This better be a joke. Ignoring these is full blow dictatorship
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Goofrider @goofrider.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
@kenwhite.bsky.social's Rule Of Goats applies
@kenwhite.bsky.social wrote on Twitter on May 1, 2017:

The Rule of Goats: even if you say you're only fucking goats ironically, you're still a goatfucker
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Oscar&Felix @oscar-felix.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
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mankrik's wife guy @byelacey.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke
Dog with pipe in mouth (1875) attributed to the Minnesota Historical Society. A  sepia toned photo of a fluffy white dog sitting on a table with a pipe in their mouth.
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
If I could just get a bachelor's in linguistic analysis I would be set
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
No way they made a movie about it
A DVD set sized box that says Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Where are all the chess resources for people who ask why all the time?
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Stephen Trumbull @smtrumbull.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
In case I wasn’t clear…
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melts @meltsmelts.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
#deltarune
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I've discovered that I really, really like peaches. Didn't think I'd like em because of the fuzz but it's like biting into a drink.
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Asbjørn @asbjorn.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Nothing better than lazing your way through a work day, especially on a holiday that pays time and a half
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