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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭

@asaltyredhead.bsky.social
10K followers 1.6K following 4.2K posts

(She/Her) NB, Canada 🇨🇦 Unapologetic overuser of emoji's Everything I post is satire, probably Opinions are plenty & my own

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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 6h
*TW Today on fb I had to read multiple comments of a local woman, in multiple posts, shifting the blame of rape onto both the rapist and the victim. I think this is a good time to mention that regardless of clothing, location, sobriety, or appearance, rape is always 100% the fault of the rapist.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 10h
Good morning to everyone around me in line at the coffee shop who may have just seen the NSFW selfie I forgot was on my phone screen. Have a blessed Sunday.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1st Saturday of October 💕🍁
Redheaded mom in a blue tank at the beach Sheppard's pieHeart shaped rock being held in my hand up against an ocean backdrop Apple cinnamon muffins with a crumble topping
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everytime I send a screenshot I immediately panic that I'm being judged on my battery level.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Switched tracking aps on my 15 y/o's phone from 1 where as the parent I only track her to 1 with the ability to track each other. When I declined her tracking me & said "that's not how this works" she followed it up with a "which 1 of us is most likely to go missing". Anyways, she now tracks me.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What I think I look like popping up on your timelines
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy first day of October to all that celebrate. If you thought I was weird before, just wait.
Redheaded mom bringing out all of the fall/Halloween decorations, including a cute ghost and leaves everywhereBlack and brown boots in the leavesTrees and tombstones silouetted in the early morning light
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My new way of evaluating a man's character is to try and determine what he would have done if he had been in that group chat.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tw..... Suicide prevention is often framed in the here's a helpline post. At the point of a crisis. Suicide prevention is access to food. Suicide prevention is strong rental protections. Suicide prevention is access to therapy. It's always framed in the here's a crisis helpline.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just had an encounter that ended with "have a nice day, chicken lady". The encounter was not chicken related. I do not own chickens. I did not talk about chickens. I am wearing nothing with chickens on it. All I can infur is that perhaps I resemble a chicken. I will take this compliment.
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NB Lung | Poumon NB @nblung.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Respiratory virus season is just around the corner! Protect yourself and others by staying up to date on vaccinations, improving indoor ventilation, wearing a properly fitted respirator, and staying home when sick. Learn more: nblung.ca/lung-health/respiratory-v…
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My girl had one day off this weekend; her first in over 2 weeks between work & school. Instead of relaxing, she spent it with a school-led volunteer program cleaning up the city. I'm the proudest mom.
Much earned treat after of a coffee pour moi and a pink strawberry Boba tea for her  (extra strawberry Boba, of course)
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
JULY TALK
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Survived, looked cute & only got heckled once for my cackle laugh, which is fair & valid
Redheaded mom in a black tank and jeans having a pre drink of YIP cider
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Facing my worst fear: being front and center at a comedy show. Coming in the ticket scanner just looked at me and said "good luck"
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𝕋𝕄𝕊 @imblue-dabadee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“and when the things on your vision board become things on your camera roll, make sure you notice”
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy hallo....ween from this "candle holder"
A phallic shaped skull halloween decoration
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As it turns out, I'm not happy enough as a person to enjoy non-depressed era Taylor Swift music
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Relish every last beer patio of the season
Redhead in a jurassic Park tee shirt drinking a moosehead radler
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I text "EMERGENCY" and then follow it up with a cute animal pic so often that if I'm ever in a real emergency, no one will know. If only there had been a childhood fable that would have warned me about this.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have committed a heinous and unforgivable crime (gave dog bath)
Harry Styles, a devilishly handsome black pug, looking up at me, awash with pain and torment as I subjected him to the most cruel fate (a bath)
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
What if I make fall my entire personality
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Nourishing
A yellow plate with roasted sausage and veggies on one side, and a colourful salad on the other Cinnamon blueberry muffins with a crumble top 2 hands holding pink "fun dip" drinks on top of a small bar table that is also lit up pink Sunlight streaming in on fresh bread
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Vanilla can only be measured with the heart
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I closed all of my emotional support open tabs, please clap.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
New mug & fresh cinnamon rolls. No need to check in on your witchy friends, we are thriving ✨️ 🍂🍁
Redheaded mom with a white and black mug that says wickedly wonderful Fresh 'hoe-made cinnamon rolls
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
2 absolute strangers, seperate from each other, told me to "behave myself this weekend" and now I'm really not sure what vibe I'm giving off 😅
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Feels like we all deserve a little treat. Please use this justification accordingly.
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Marked for Life @markdykeman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Welcome to the last Friday of summer in the Northern Hemisphere. Embrace your inner pumpkin, if you want.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is class, advocacy & meaningful action all rolled into one. May his pillow always be cold on both sides. ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If I say "Lets go lingerie shopping", just know this is probably what I mean
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's new opening acts just dropped: Pink, Kid Rock & the guy who handles Mitch McConnells puppet strings
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Going to be switching the tour name from "loop" to "an acoustic set with"
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AlexSolak @alexsolak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
No idea who this artist is, but let's all go stream & follow Aaron Rowe 🙏
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wish I listened to Ed Sheerans music so that I could stop.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Us longtime Macklemore fans over here tonight like:
static.klipy.com
Twilight: Aro (Michael Sheen) Looks On
ALT: Twilight: Aro (Michael Sheen) Looks On
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Love notes from 🍁🍂
Two mellowed leaves gently resting in the form of a heart on a brick walkway
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Think about all the cats you've yet to meet
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don't make me tell the crows about you
Black and white of a bench in a burial ground where I like to have my morning coffeeRedheaded mom sitting on the bench wearing black
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fun game idea: delete every friend on facebook who posts AI edited photos of themselves
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dawnymock @dawnymock.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am thrilled to be taking part in this exhibit- check it out if you’re in the area
We were Given one Land A group exhibit in support of nature and environmentalism in NB
Sept 28-Oct8 Opening reception Oct 1 5-7pm
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Harry ran away. Harry is home now. Harry is grounded for life.
Redheaded mom with a black pug in her arms who is very displeased that he is in air jail
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
When you say "everything I do is for DP" not everyone will be aware you are referring to Dolly Parton.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just set the bread to rise while chicken roasts in the cauldron. I have no idea what century it is.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And for the lady, perhaps it's time to embrace your whimsical & weird sides? ✨️💅
Redheaded mom, now with dyed red hair and a Renaissance dress Redheaded mom, now with dyed red hair, a Renaissance dress and green foliage around her
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Happy (Paris Paloma) Labour Day youtu.be/H_sSuViPBHs?...
youtu.be
Paris Paloma - LABOUR (the cacophony) [Official Lyric Video]
YouTube video by Paris Paloma
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Is anyone else battling pressure headaches this week?
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Brain: "all you have to do is sit in the salon chair. Just sit. It's not a big deal. 2 hours tops" Also my brain: " OR instead of sitting you could jump up and show everyone your choreographed Dirty Diana dance routine."
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Baby's first cauldron.
6 quart cast iron cauldron
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