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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭

@asaltyredhead.bsky.social
10.4K followers 1.6K following 4.2K posts

(She/Her) NB, Canada 🇨🇦 Unapologetic overuser of emoji's Everything I post is satire, probably Opinions are plenty & my own

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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 11h
Look who's* having a panic attack. * it's me
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 16h
Gratefully accepted & felt ❤️🫂
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 18h
Living by this mantra, thank you!! ❤️❤️🙏
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 18h
Okay, but also, solo torso travellers would make a fantastic band name. Just putting that out in the universe ✨️
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 18h
Do we think it's seasonally too late to locate a 4 leaf clover? I'm not above trying at this point 😅
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 18h
Vibes received ❤️🫂
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 18h
Thrifted, of course! ❤️
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 18h
All gratefully accepted, sweet friend! ❤️💕
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 18h
Thanks babe 😘 ❤️❤️
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Bring It On Cheerleader Dance
ALT: Bring It On Cheerleader Dance
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Thank you, every day! 🥹🫂
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
❤️❤️🫂
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
🫂🫂❤️
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
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Victoria Justice: Come Here for a Hug!
ALT: Victoria Justice: Come Here for a Hug!
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Heckin' heck, even.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
The good news? It was removed with the surgery. Bad news? We have to check if it had friends. I'll need another month to heal up from the 1st procedure, then I'm hoping to find out the troublemaker was on a solo adventure. Between now & then? Accepting vibes, love, prayers,spells, lattes & hugs ❤️💕
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I got a call this week to go to the surgeon's office over lunch. I had hopes it was for an award for most awesome patient that he couldn't wait to tell me about, but no such luck *this time*. As it turns out, the appendix was not the problem, but the growth next to it was.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Your truck is huge*" *derogatory
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I hope all of your turkeys were moist
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Harry Styles having a post turkey nap, as one should.
A sleeping black pug soth his stuffed monkey
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy Thanksgiving 🍗🍁❤️
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This will be 23rd year cooking Thanksgiving Dinner. My first, at age 16, was the last thing my mom was able to eat before she passed. This means 2 things; 1. This day will always kinda suck for me. 2. I can cook on par with anybodys favorite grandma
Redheaded mom with her favorite mug that says wickedly wonderful
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just fantastic content
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I require the setting to be toaster oven. My fits usually also require this 😅
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"This feels like a Tuesday problem" - all of us right now
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The battle of the office thermostat has begun.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wooo!!!! I hope he enjoys every bite! ❤️❤️
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm either getting told off or asked out.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today, in the midst of being told off, someone yelled at me "what are you, justice league of America?", to which I responded with "geographically speaking, it would be Canada". Eventually, my mouth is going to be what does me in, and when that happens, just know I got the last word in.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
might?
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alarmingly sad, or sadly alarming? (An autobiography)
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Good morning & Happy monday. Today, let's remember: ➡️You can't be neutral about genocide ➡️Rape & assault are never the victims fault ➡️Fall is the best season
A close up of a beautiful fallen maple leaf, awash in hues of reds, yellows, oranges & greens
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen of being on top of deadlines
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They're the chair that really puts your body strength to the test. Can you get out this time? Maybe, maybe not. Do you just live in it now to delay finding out? Probably.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*TW Today on fb I had to read multiple comments of a local woman, in multiple posts, shifting the blame of rape onto both the rapist and the victim. I think this is a good time to mention that regardless of clothing, location, sobriety, or appearance, rape is always 100% the fault of the rapist.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Good morning to everyone around me in line at the coffee shop who may have just seen the NSFW selfie I forgot was on my phone screen. Have a blessed Sunday.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
1st Saturday of October 💕🍁
Redheaded mom in a blue tank at the beach Sheppard's pieHeart shaped rock being held in my hand up against an ocean backdrop Apple cinnamon muffins with a crumble topping
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
BARRY!!!!! THANK YOU! I almost lost track of the evening! ❤️❤️❤️
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Everytime I send a screenshot I immediately panic that I'm being judged on my battery level.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is fantastic content.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank you! It was tough to squeeze in the character limit 😅
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will be shocked if she doesn't end up a lawyer 🤣 it's actually nearly impossible to parent her because she can out logic me on almost every subject 🤷‍♀️
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Switched tracking aps on my 15 y/o's phone from 1 where as the parent I only track her to 1 with the ability to track each other. When I declined her tracking me & said "that's not how this works" she followed it up with a "which 1 of us is most likely to go missing". Anyways, she now tracks me.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What I think I look like popping up on your timelines
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
OMG. He is innocent of all charges.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy first day of October to all that celebrate. If you thought I was weird before, just wait.
Redheaded mom bringing out all of the fall/Halloween decorations, including a cute ghost and leaves everywhereBlack and brown boots in the leavesTrees and tombstones silouetted in the early morning light
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My new way of evaluating a man's character is to try and determine what he would have done if he had been in that group chat.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have so many questions. I don't think I'm ready for answers.
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Dannie G @dgodin1234.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tw..... Suicide prevention is often framed in the here's a helpline post. At the point of a crisis. Suicide prevention is access to food. Suicide prevention is strong rental protections. Suicide prevention is access to therapy. It's always framed in the here's a crisis helpline.
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Salt Bae of Fundy 🦭 @asaltyredhead.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I just had an encounter that ended with "have a nice day, chicken lady". The encounter was not chicken related. I do not own chickens. I did not talk about chickens. I am wearing nothing with chickens on it. All I can infur is that perhaps I resemble a chicken. I will take this compliment.
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