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Asa Haynes

@asahaynes.bsky.social
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Playwright / Yale Drama Serise Shortlist 2023 / Theatre 503Five / Meme collector / Gamer

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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Y'all can have GTA IV this winter. Ocarina of Time remake looks fucking incredible
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Leslie Jordan would have loved Oh Mary, and would have been an Amazing Mary Todd Lincoln
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
So many gays were born this day 🥹
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Omg I was fucking giddy watching that happen. Space is so fucking cool 😭
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm sorry, why aren't more people excited about the Eclipes on Wednesday? There's not been one like this in the UK since 1999. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!!
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Historically accurate adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey? Bby there are God and Monsters in that story. Ain’t nothing historically accurate about Zeus and a fucking cyclops
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is what a leader looks like
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Chris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Every time this goes around I’m stunned that there are still people who’ve never seen it, this performance is to drag what the Mona Lisa is to paintings, but maybe you’ve never seen the Mona Lisa, so today is the day you shall behold it
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
“if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won’t stop him”
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
British politics at its best
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I think this photo is very apt for America birthday given the poster board at the front of the queue
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ᴍɪᴋᴀʏᴇʟ ᴍʏᴇʀs @chaclo.blacksky.app · 03/07/2026
“Just because white people couldn’t do it doesn’t mean it was ALIENS” with pictures of various man-made wonders like the Easter Island statues and pyramids
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
wait let them cook
Empire State Building climbers
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
what’s it like inside your head?
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
If Mario Kart World was £67/$80 at launch then lord fucking knows I’m gonna have to sell a kidney in the black market for this
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Back in the 00’s and early 2010’s we made fun of people wore glasses like this, it’s time to bring it back
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
But I’m taller, skinnier and sexier then he’s ever been. So on that merit i win
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/06/2026
i love how insane everyone is now
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Control Resonant, Wolverine, GTA 6, Final Fantasy 7 Revelations, (rumoured Ocarina of Time Remake) all within the year??? I guess I’m just gonna have to be at peace with being broke
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
This loony toons ass bitch
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Backrooms was kinda everything I loved about Kane’s YouTube series, but with way more talking
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ryan seekrest @crocshudson.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
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julia @naomishambles.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
me and Apple Music
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Whoever designed the livery for Great British Railways need to go back to school, my god 😔
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Keir Starmer this week
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I feel like major news sources aren’t talking about this enough. This is beyond disgusting
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The Verge @theverge.com · 29/03/2026
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Alan trying to to laugh watching Palms get into the coffin is sending me #celebritytraitors
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Me seeing the iPhone 17 and iPhone 16 side by side
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Episode 1
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Me on after a Sunday roast
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Was watching Bring Her Back at 11am this morning a good idea? Maybe not. But do I regret it? Absolutely not
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Courtney Love entendendo o que são fujoshis @abrazilianone.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Watching Together and Materialist was an unexpected double bill
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Wait…is new Florence + The Machine coming soon 👁️👄👁️
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Israel murdered five al-Jazeera journalists, including Anas Al-Sharif. They did so because they're now liquidating Gaza City, and want to silence the remaining witnesses. To Western journalists silent about the slaughter of your colleagues: Their blood is on your hands, too.
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
I don’t know why they are acting shocked over this news. We’ve all know that this was their plan for the start
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Since when did we start opening 6 cards in a pack???
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
Nah she's a comedian at this point. She's no longer identifies Nigerian. Has been the MP for North West Essex for a year and now she's singing "THE ONLY WAY IS UP" 😭
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
This is legendary
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
PALASTININAS AREN’T A FUCKIN BARGAINING CHIP!!!! So what, Israel becomes .5% less genosidal and no recognition? SHAME
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
So if Trump sues South Park…doesn’t that mean Trump has to provide evidence that he doesn’t…and it’ll become public knowledge…
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
South Park > Columbia University
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Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I LOVE ART
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