Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Y'all can have GTA IV this winter. Ocarina of Time remake looks fucking incredible 001
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Leslie Jordan would have loved Oh Mary, and would have been an Amazing Mary Todd Lincoln 000
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Omg I was fucking giddy watching that happen. Space is so fucking cool 😭 000
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026I'm sorry, why aren't more people excited about the Eclipes on Wednesday? There's not been one like this in the UK since 1999. WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! 000
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Historically accurate adaptation of Homer’s Odyssey? Bby there are God and Monsters in that story. Ain’t nothing historically accurate about Zeus and a fucking cyclops 000
Reposted by Asa HaynesChris Conroy @conroyforreal.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Every time this goes around I’m stunned that there are still people who’ve never seen it, this performance is to drag what the Mona Lisa is to paintings, but maybe you’ve never seen the Mona Lisa, so today is the day you shall behold it 341933599
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 08/07/2026“if he wants to spend the summer arguing with a bin, I won’t stop him” 000
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I think this photo is very apt for America birthday given the poster board at the front of the queue 001
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026If Mario Kart World was £67/$80 at launch then lord fucking knows I’m gonna have to sell a kidney in the black market for this 000
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Back in the 00’s and early 2010’s we made fun of people wore glasses like this, it’s time to bring it back 010
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 12/06/2026But I’m taller, skinnier and sexier then he’s ever been. So on that merit i win 010
Reposted by Asa Haynesonion person @junlper.beer · 08/06/2026i love how insane everyone is now 3117175701
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Control Resonant, Wolverine, GTA 6, Final Fantasy 7 Revelations, (rumoured Ocarina of Time Remake) all within the year??? I guess I’m just gonna have to be at peace with being broke 010
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Backrooms was kinda everything I loved about Kane’s YouTube series, but with way more talking 010
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Whoever designed the livery for Great British Railways need to go back to school, my god 😔 000
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I feel like major news sources aren’t talking about this enough. This is beyond disgusting 000
Reposted by Asa HaynesThe Verge @theverge.com · 29/03/2026There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesbuff.lyThere is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter seriesYou can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry. 176124884763
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 09/10/2025Alan trying to to laugh watching Palms get into the coffin is sending me #celebritytraitors 010
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Was watching Bring Her Back at 11am this morning a good idea? Maybe not. But do I regret it? Absolutely not 000
Reposted by Asa HaynesCourtney Love entendendo o que são fujoshis @abrazilianone.bsky.social · 30/07/2025 2216100
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 16/08/2025Watching Together and Materialist was an unexpected double bill 000
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Wait…is new Florence + The Machine coming soon 👁️👄👁️ 000
Reposted by Asa HaynesOwen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Israel murdered five al-Jazeera journalists, including Anas Al-Sharif. They did so because they're now liquidating Gaza City, and want to silence the remaining witnesses. To Western journalists silent about the slaughter of your colleagues: Their blood is on your hands, too. 271330580
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 08/08/2025I don’t know why they are acting shocked over this news. We’ve all know that this was their plan for the start 000
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 07/08/2025Since when did we start opening 6 cards in a pack??? 000
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 05/08/2025Nah she's a comedian at this point. She's no longer identifies Nigerian. Has been the MP for North West Essex for a year and now she's singing "THE ONLY WAY IS UP" 😭 000
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 29/07/2025PALASTININAS AREN’T A FUCKIN BARGAINING CHIP!!!! So what, Israel becomes .5% less genosidal and no recognition? SHAME 000
Asa Haynes @asahaynes.bsky.social · 24/07/2025So if Trump sues South Park…doesn’t that mean Trump has to provide evidence that he doesn’t…and it’ll become public knowledge… 000