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Still migrating out of what's left of Twitter. Fair warning: may be NSFW, no minors please.

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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Actually, it's propwash. You can't really see it in the video but there's a spiral-shaped slipstream formed underneath the rotating propellers. ...okay I'll see myself out.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Merry Burthmas!
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Merry borfday!
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Merry Borfday!
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Merry Borthday!
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Merry Birthmas!
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Is what I tell myself as I somehow manage to fumble the simplest fucking social interactions possible. "Hey I saw you were circling around the aisle a couple times, is there something specific you were looking for? "Uh, no thanks- err I mean- I uh- fuck." Oh you pathetic walking disaster you.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
And also a lot of microplastics from textiles and clothing in the form of polyester and acrylic fibers. But a small fraction is also space dust from meteors and other space debris! So amongst the dust lay not only the dead and the hubris of mankind, but stardust.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Worked the charm! The owlette, now the bearer of part of my timeline: "what the duck is a Wikipedia."
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
"Thanks!" I say as I proceed to clean my timeline with the provided moist owlette. *small angry screeching sounds*
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Well, can't argue with that. The ghoulish white LEDs are indeed a bit soul sucking not gonna lie.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
That's not why they were orange? It was just an inherit limitation of the technology at the time. Yes, the white LEDs are harsh but they're being used because it make it easier to see colors and details that would've otherwise been muddied up by older lamps. That and well they're cheaper to run.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Ass eaten out
A wasp with the end of it's abdomen missing. Not visible in the picture but the wasp's abdomen was completely hollowed out.
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Spooky Amy 🦇 @amythehobbitplays.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Repost if your account is a safe space for the trans community. 🏳️‍⚧️ Always has been, always will be. Don’t like that? Fuck you. You’re not welcome in my safe space.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Well uh, having watched this as a kid over two decades ago it did not occur to me that, yeah, they really did just straight up blackfaced him... Huh. In that case I don't know which clip you're talking about. Maybe it was from Looney Tunes though I haven't watched that as much as a kid. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I think you're talking about this? youtu.be/kLy0GH5gMAE?...
youtu.be
Donald Duck - Modern Inventions - 1937 (HD)
YouTube video by Old Classic Cartoons
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Ope happy borthmas!
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Kandist @kandistmallett.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The Grok reddit is just dudes giving each other advice and encouragement on how to commit digital rape. There needs to be accountability for this. I don’t want to hear “the genie is already out the bag.” This shit needs to be destroyed.
Screen shot of Reddit post encouraging men to create sexual images using Grok
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
(Editors note: spiders are incapable of carrying rabies, and Wolf Spiders are in fact spiders, not wolves.)
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
So uhhh... Bad news boss...
A Google search result for the "Rabid Wolf Spider" which is a species of spider known for their relatively large size, lack of rabies, and having no relationships with wolves whatsoever.



"What do you mean "wolf" spider? There's nothing about this spider that even remotely look like a wolf! I mean maybe I could give the name a pass if they hunted in packs like wolves or something but no, they're solitary hunters, like most all the other spiders! 

And don't get me started about the rabies! Spiders can't carry rabies! That's a mammal thing! This has to be the least descriptive name you could've given the poor thing. But hey at least it didn't end up like the Pig Butt Worm and get a name like, well, that. 

Is what I would've said except that at least the Pig Butt Worm's name is actually descriptive of the creature in that it, in fact, does like a floating pair of porky behinds."
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 23/12/2023
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag
She's pointing back and looking shocked
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
While I'm not much of a help in terms of action cameras, I can say with absolute certainty that you should never purchase anything GoPro. Everything they make nowadays is hot garbage, emphasis on hot as you've definitely figured out yourself. You should try to return it as soon as possible.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
So uh, if any of y'all notice that I suddenly liked a lot of your reposts, be aware that I'm not trying to be a creep or whatever. More than likely then not I check out your profile, got distracted, then continued browsing thinking I was on my main feed. The joys of ADHD. Apologies for the spam.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
I'm.... not going to see my wheel throwing the same ever again....
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Gross.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Oh good, I'm not the only one who randomly thinks this.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Aw not the stitches on Tenna's sleeves....
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Ope! Happy Borthmas! 🎉
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KNIVES ⚔️ @wormcoffin.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
reposting with alt text
White text on a red background reads:

STOP TRAVELING TO AMERICA.

It's not safe- and your tourist dollars are funding fascism.

IF YOU'RE NOT AMERICAN: 
Stay away. This is not the country you think it is. Detention camps are being built faster than shelters. Rights are being stripped faster than laws can be challenged.

IF YOU'RE AMERICAN: 
Stop going to Florida. They built a concentration camp in 8 days. Thousands of people are being detained- not for crimes, but for existing in the wrong ZIP code, for speaking the wrong language, or for not having the rigth paperwork. 

Instead of housing the homeless, feeding children or funcding healthcare, they're building cages in the swamp.

DISNEY ISN'T WORTH IT. 
THE BEACHES AREN'T WORTH IT. 
YOUR DOLLARS SHOULD NOT SUPPORT FACISM. 
DON'T BE A TOURIST IN TYRANNY.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Aww fuck yeah I get to bring out this shitpost again youtu.be/KzaEQOFE2Uw
youtu.be
US Mains to 3.5mm Jack Adaptor
YouTube video by ugh.
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WIRED @wired.com · 12/06/2025
yep! unpaywalled:
wired.com
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Ew. Generative AI image slop. Ah yes, let's stop using pesticides, because we're already going to destroy the environment to power these AI data centers anyways.
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
applying for jobs again
screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question).

an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question:

"there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask.

it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same.
 
it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.”

there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price

for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."
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Kate Hagen's House of Horrors 👻 @thathagengrrl.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
In case you need to send this to some dingus the next time they bring up how using AI is fine + good, actually.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
What a wild thing to see right after watching the original "The Thing"
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Lur Noise @lurnoise.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Ruins of your hometown (series). 💛
Illustration of  road and sidewalk under a bridge. The road is flooded and fishes swim on it. The illustration is colored with pastel tones.Color illustration showing the cables and part of the roof of a train station against a sunrise sky. Ivy is growing on part of the structure.Color illustration. It shows the ruins of two bridge pillars, with red and white stripes, standing on a yellow field. The field has puddles which reflect the blue cloudy sky.Color illustration showing a snowed corner of a city at sunrise. Several electrical boxes can be seen,with two groups of brown pigeons sleeping atop some of them.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Oh and the staff there are almost always hidden and the store feels devoid of human presence. It's just eerie and depressing in a way. I'm gonna miss our local JoAnn's and their admittedly kinda pricy fabric.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Is it just me or are Michael's just sorta depressing inside? Idk if it's just our local stores but the lighting and interior feels cold, sterile, and corporate. Like even during the Christmas season with all the decor out it felt as welcoming as the cheap "modern minimalist gray" corpo office.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Happy Borthday!
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Two days late, but hope you're feeling better!
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Good.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Man I always wanted to see these in real life one day! They're so cool!
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Jorge A. Caballero, MD @datadrivenmd.social · 07/11/2024
Welcome to everyone new to Bluesky! Here are 4 (illustrated) steps you can take to make your experience here more pleasant than what you left behind on X and/or Threads. A 🧵
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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
This may be helpful for you new followers. You can block every single person on these lists. Just click on the subscribe button and it will give you the option to block every one on it. Here’s the first: bsky.app/profile/did:...
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
You, and everyone who made/contributed to these lists, are an absolute god send. Thank you.
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ugh @as-ian.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Welp. It was going to happen eventually.
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