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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027

@artyewok.bsky.social
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An Ewok, A Bird, A Fox, A Snep. Responsible for yeeting the Amarans into Star Wars. Used to do pro art, now works in SCIENCE (microbiology to be precise) Pronouns He/Him. www.flyingarmadillo.com Canfurence GOH for 2027 wat!

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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 55m
Behold, Sprinkles as cupid after one of the sauciest cupid statues I could find. Lololololololol.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 14h
This makes me so angry. :(
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 15h
I was home with a migraine and can finally see the sun without wanting to die. It is a lovely day.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 16h
Around 18 or 19 years ago I started to knit a scarf. Not too long after I put it down. I am finally finishing it. In 2007 I had a major mental health crisis. In 2017 I had another. May 2027 not follow that pattern. I think I will be ok. Knitting is a good start to coming back to myself.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 19h
In against all odds I can never not hear: We shared the laughter and the pain, we even shared the cheese.
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The Foggy Jew @hmcevansoneya.bsky.social · 23h
Absolutely love these hand drawn posters that have been put up on the noticeboard at our apartment block for someone advertising their dog sitting/walking service
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It was too long for one post so here's a dumb dream I had
I woke up laughing this morning.

In my dream Lucy was about to park a car in a garage as I was going to unlock the front door of whatever house it was, but I was like "you might not be able to fit in there, it's full of shit" 

Then I heard a big crunch.

So I run back and into the garage to see that Lucy has driven the front of the car clean through the drywall so that it fits and she turned and said "did it" and it was her expression being somewhere between proud and blank + the car in the wall that made me laugh very hard in the dream, and I woke up laughing IRL
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 22h
The one thing I miss about living in the north is the abundance of exposed bedrock to lizard on.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 22h
Niiice. Eat an onigiri for me.
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Krispy @feathernotes.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Does anyone remember doing memes like this back in the old days of DevianART? Well I've decided to make some myself for folks to play with! ⭐introducing the OC Prompt Meme: Daily Life Edition⭐️ Pick 6 characters that belong to you (or friends) and fill this out with your interpretations! Have fun!
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oooh. Worm colony wings.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Omg have fun! Go to 7-11 and eat food (i am serious, apparently Japanese 7-11 are the GOAT)
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oooo. I have a baby set of them and I love how vibrant they are!
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Elle @eilowny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every share & $ counts - please help if you can. TLDR; Financial struggles & I have poor mental & physical health due to trauma from abuse/ violence & a car accident in Oct 2025. Thank you gofund.me/9c297ab03
gofund.me
Donate to Asking for help is so hard, organized by Eilowny Snep
Hi, my name is Rebecca, although I'm also known as Eilowny. I'm originally from Scotland … Eilowny Snep needs your support for Asking for help is so hard
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I called the drink PoopAid. I am so glad I do not have to do that for at least another 7 years
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100 years ago news @100yearsagonews.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oct. 6, 1926: An industrial setting looking north from Queen Street in Toronto.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Absolutely. I love her already
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yes. Omg
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Drunk wine aunt needs a fursona stat.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Lolsob I will return the library book tomorrow. I went past the stop, only one stop mind you, but I was gonna do an errand here tomorrow anyway.
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Since getting a library card I have been reading manga. And I just put myself on the hold list for Daggerfall by @tkingfisher.com I like that I can pick up and drop off at a convenient location, and that the easiest one for me to get to is done renos! B o o k s.
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Shonna White @shonnathewhite.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Enjoy my series: Book Marketing Sucks. I'm Going To Get Stupid With It. A series where I insert my book, Lost Infernal, into random photos because I decided this was a good idea while whacked out on cough syrup. I honour past me and her weird decisions. Lost Infernal: www.amazon.com/dp/B0HBLTY4TJ
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I veto Five Oh Furst and want to come up with something else. Use the Furce, Lar!
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Frostfrostfrost. Aaaa. I am excited for cold. I do need to get some new winter boots. But aaaa.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Because of watching Poltergeist at 7 I, to this day, cannot see a tv with static without going ajdvsjandhsjshd. I am 51.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yes. For me I can read pulp SF disaster stuff with weird viruses or whatever, but if they say something like "Pertussis virus" or "measles bacteria" I am out. At least know the general classification of your death bug.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, I have heard cheap american flour makes my no name bag look luxurious.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am not an expert or a professional baker and will just be giving my experiences, so if you are tempted to food snob at me, the door is that way. ➡️
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am talking Canada and Home Baking here. If you are making fancyass things then spring for good flour. If you are not in Canada, ymmv depending on where the wheat is grown.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I may do a comparison on the liminal week off between xmas and new years with some small batches of sugar cookies. I find sugar cookies seem to be the most finicky things wrt flour that I make. Science!
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Apparently No Name is milled in Manitoba at a flour mill that supplies a lot of restaurants and stuff.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Don't waste your money on bread flour, there are higher quality all purpose ones in canada that are cheaper than bread flour. I usually spring for Red River flour for my christmas baking. Canadian Flour is still pretty solid all around though.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
For a while almost all the all purpose flour in Canada was hard grain. Not sure if it is climate change, cost, or what, but some brands are doing a soft and hard blend. Weirdly my no name flour seems to be the best recently for cheap stuff.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am gonna make a few baking zines. One on basic ingredients, one on my successes and failures with bread (see buns that looked great but were not) and bagels, and one on my gingerbread recipe. I will probably toss them on kofi for free or pwyw. I have thoughts about flour.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am gonna get some new yeast, but store it in the deep freeze this time because it keeps temperature better than the fridge freezer.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They did! But the yeast was half dead so I had to toss them. They rose and then completely collapsed and ended up so dense they did noy bake properly. Sad trombone.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It happens! Even in the freezer yeast only lives so long.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will just buy non failbuns tomorrow. :9
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Farewell, failbuns. Next time I will make sure the racks are better and the yeast is more lively. I did test the yeast, but it was not as bubbly as it could have been.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, they are failbuns. I think I need new yeast
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am just gonna toast the buns before I cook em to reduce tue doughy and remember to put the rack down to bake em next time
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They may be a bun fail. Should have put them on a lower rack, they are a little doughy. Anyway, I will still eat them.
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i have to do my part
a sketch of a rat snuggled on a blanket eating a cheerio while wearing one as a hat. Obnoxious lettering over the image reads "EVERY TIME YOU REPOST, A COSY RAT GETS A CHEERIO HAT"
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Home made buuunz
Freshly baked golden topped buns
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Andrew Farmer @andrewfarmer.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year. This morning, I unwittingly interrupted a very serious conversation in a group chat with the Wikipedia page for a drug dealer named “Bum Farto.”
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Okay, new tablet is exactly what I needed. I am pretty tired right now but tomorrow I think I am going to give it a good test drive. Aw yeah. It is smooooth and responsive and I am so much more used to drawing at this scale. I will probably just do a page of randomness tomorrow to play!
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Elf Senshi and Tallman Chilchuk and Doggo Izutsimi were the best
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ArtyEwok aka Sprinkles GOH Canfurence 2027 @artyewok.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I finished season 1 of Delicious in Dungeon and oh my god. So amazing.
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