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Artrite Porque

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Em termos práticos, um ChatGPT (2.0) que perde muito no Valorant. linktr.ee/artrite_porque

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Lauren Deschain @thatnerdchick.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Thanks, Vonnegut. 💜
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Rob Pilkington @robpilk.com · 11/05/2026
this looks like an extra tough captcha test
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
AUHHUAHUAUHAHUAUHAUHAUHUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUH
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
That's how I want to grow old - yes, including the police visit part.
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Espere 20 segundos. De nada.
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
All the layers... this got an actual laugh out of me.
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
"Amiga tô totalmente sem grana, quê que eu dô de Natal pro boy esse ano?"
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I love how this went over the head of any non-portuguese speakers. You're welcome.
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Deborah Weeks/A Woman for An Eternity @deborah-10.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Uns R$20,00 já resolvia o meu lado. :(
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The Amazing World of Tomorrow
A comic strip titled The Amazing World of Tomorrow.
A food delivery robot cooler drives down a sidewalk.
It crashes into a rental scooter. 
It backs up.
It crashes into the rental scooter again. The scooter wobbles.
The scooter falls to the ground as the food delivery robot backs up again.
A driverless taxi crashes into both the scooter and the food delivery robot sending them flying.
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
That's what I pay this goddamn internet for.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
lmao let’s goooo
mad max fury road still
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026
This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
AHUAUHHUAUHAUHAUHAUHAHUAHUAUHAUHAUHAUHAUH
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Happy Mario day!
“Super Mario was based on an Italian man I saw die in an accident on a construction site. I thought to myself, ‘What if that man had been killed by a gorilla, rather than negligence?’
- Shigeru Miyamoto
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
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Aura @aurahack.ca · 09/03/2026
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Appendix N Entertainment @appendixn.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
ye 4 panele comic...e

P1: A stereotypical grim reaper looms over a little guy, and ask "childe. The endless slumber of death. Do you wish it?"

The kid looks on, unimpressed, before answering with--

P2: "...well, is it *actually* endless? Or does it just feel that way? Big difference, y'know"

P3: A beat, as both characters stare at one another.

P4: The lad continues: "I just need my full eight hours, otherwise I can't function"
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Written by Yoko Taro Jesus lord, keep me above the water line for a few more years.
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
i will continue to be hot even while sick and dealing with the horrors
the horrors persist,
but so do i
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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Procurar Wonder Man na Disney Plus e só encontrar "Magnum" é meio que... qual o termo técnico da indústria cinematográfica? Ah sim, confuso pra c*. 100or, uma Disney errar nessas coisas é bizarro. Jura pra mim que a galera que conhecia o f*ing Magnum (nome localizado) é teu público alvo???
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Os primeiros 30 segundos de video são basicamente a pauta de um video que eu pretendia fazer. Aqui ele joga isso como uma featura, mas já faz tempo que eu percebi que alguns jogos "em turno" parecem ter vergonha do tempo de espera (Refantazio, Clair Obscure). www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ael...
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Let’s Explore Vampire Crawlers | Episode 1
YouTube video by poncle - Vampire Survivors
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Love when people say their game is "zen", and then they show the most nerve-wrecking puzzle in the last 10 years. Zen !== slow.
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Porque amar indies
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Ellis Rosen @ellisjrosen.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Cartoon for @airmail.news
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This should be a lesson on... something, idk I'm too dumb to figure, but definitely not just "pricing".
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Sam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Paul Verhoeven undefeated in creating a movie that flies right over the heads of the people it’s making fun of
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/01/2026
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
As someone way smarter than me said once, the greatest enemy of basic biology is advanced biology. ...Also, what the hell is the image they chose to illustrate this??
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Nada corrobora melhor minha teoria de que Moda é um conceito cultural definido por um defeito na psique humana. Dito isso, uahuahuahuhauhauhauha.
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Ghibli mostrando que consegue ser mais Ghibli que o próprio Ghibli.
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Knoebel @knoebel.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Hey, we are a few days away from christmas and I know the last few years were difficult and this time can be hard for people. If you have intrusive thoughts, there are hotlines that will help you: US 988 Germany 0800 111 0 1111 Brazil 188 France 3114 UK 0800 587 0800 [1/2]
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Stephen Uitti he/him/it/they/hey-you @suitti.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
The waiter recommended the haddock to Han Solo, who replied, "Never sell me the cods!"
Han Solo showed up on Vader's death star hours after Alderaan was destroyed. On his ship he carried: Vader's son, Vader's daughter, Vader's astromech, the protocol droid Vader built as a kid, the wookie who saved Ahsoka's life, and literal Obi-Wan Kenobi back from the dead.

Vader must have been very "who in the Mustafar was that fucker in the vest?!"

Then something like a day later he sneaks up on Vader (one of the greatest pilots the galaxy has seen) in what is essentially a heavily modified 18-wheeler and shoots him in the ass.

(Han and Leia in the Millenium Falcon)
Han: You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/12/2025
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year theonion.com/cia-realizes...
CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Year
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Legendas automáticas por IA. Toma aí sua Skynet.
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Coaf concluiu que a movimentação financeira do Cariani não é compátivel com a renda dele. Empresário evita emitir nota pra fugir de imposto. Cai uma acusação de envolvimento com tráfico. Como não tem rastro dessa grana, não tem como saber de onde veio (dorgas ou evasão fiscal). Parabains Shinji. 👍
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
A Ubisoft não poderia parar de cagar no chão, deixar em cima e arrastar do quintal até o quarto, pelo amor de Deus? Com certeza a solução é comprar uma galera fazendo outra coisa, e não levantar o próprio tapete e começar a varrer.
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
I thought this was AI the first time I saw. Except for Bison (no one can do it better than Raul Julia), this is looking like the most viable way of portraying a crazy ass fighting game as a movie (kudos for Mortal Kombat back in the day, anyway) I had zero hope, you can add the Mercy meme here now.
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Eu ia só repostar, mas a suddenly gaita UHUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUHAUH
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
O caixa do supermercado apertou a minha mão. Tive uns três segundos de delay até entender o que era aquela mão estendida. Somado a ter que ficar olhando pra fazer o tracking, foi... interessante Faz tempo que não venho a Minas, será que isso é a famosa Peculiaridade Cultural Regional™?
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Artrite Porque @artrite-porque.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The russian roulete of trusting cover annotation.
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