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Engeldinck Humperbert

@artofficial.bsky.social
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Director of software engineering at a company somewhere. TypeScript, Rust, OCaml, and Golang are my bffls. He/him, trans rights, punch Nazis, fuck Trump, you know the deal.

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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I would love a more realistic take on a game where you spend all day wandering through the woods. Yeah, fight goblins, open chests, but in this game you have to check for ticks otherwise you catch lyme disease and are forced to take naps every few hours.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Ultimately, we need radical IP law reform.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
@firefox.com Is the VPN button in Firefox intended to be comically huge now?
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Count Trashula @trashmobminis.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
EVERYBODY! Stop what you’re doing!!! The Wildwood trailer is out!!! I spent over three years, mostly hand building the Doug firs that make up the eponymous Wildwood. youtu.be/POneS8h1jyU?...
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Wildwood – Official Teaser Trailer
YouTube video by LAIKA Studios
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Wildwood is blowing. The fuck. UP. It's adding a million every ten minutes. It's already at 46M. It has to be the #1 trending video right now. This is nuts. Laika has a monster on their hands. I am so happy. They needed this after Missing Link. Audiences ARE bored with Disney slop.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Random endorsement: open-backed ear buds. Apparently Bose pioneered it but those cost a fortune. I bought some off-brand on Amazon called SOUNDpeats and. I. LOVE. Them. I would genuinely stress out using cans or buds because I couldn't hear. I leave mine in literally all day.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
JOIN NOW @katmabu.bsky.social is streaming right now on YouTube and you need to watch. Donate, donate, donate! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkxC...
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Campaign Stream #49: EMERGENCY STREAM 🌟 !donate
YouTube video by Kat Abughazaleh
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
@indenterror.bsky.social I saw your article about Mobx obviating the need for memoizing React components. I was looking for other people trying to use Mobx to mimic the React Hook DevEx pattern and saw your final comment about doing just that. How did you go about doing this? I've tried many ways.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Absolutely go read the user reviews of Melania on Rotten Tomatoes before they're either deleted or crushed by real reviews. Russian propagandists are going crazy and it's at like 99%. Top quote: "A fantastic flick, our theater was sold out and erupted in applause and cheers at the end of the show."
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I'm not sure who else is saying this, but I think that this entire, angry mess of political ranting should be focused on one thing and one thing only: vote in the goddamned primaries! They are the real election! Use a damned hashtag if needed. #voteprimaries Don't talk about anything else.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Winter is good for the soul. #newengland
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Synchronized napping at the local Petsmart.
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WPRI 12 @wpri12.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
UPDATE: Brown University now says no suspect is in custody and is warning people to continue sheltering in place. Details below. www.wpri.com/news/local-news/provid…
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Active shooter reported at Brown University; 1 in custody
Brown University sent out a message to the community saying there is an active shooter near the Barus & Holley Engineering.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Shit's going down! At least according to DownDetector! Everyone panic!
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Just learned that today is Carl Sagan day and there has never been a man more deserving of a day than him. Fuck our presidents. Racist, slave-owning elites.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Precisely. Every cycle, the Dems win then just lose again because they only protect the rich. They don't do shit to change things.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Hakeem Jeffries: "I think the future of the Democratic Party is going to fall as far as we're concerned relative to the House Democratic caucus.” Wat? Seriously. Wat?
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
It is a point not usually made but I think this is good. US hegemony has been a tool of corrupt control for decades. I am happy that money and power will now collect elsewhere in the world. The US must learn, as the UK did, that we are replaceable. youtu.be/yLvO070E_dI?...
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Top researchers consider leaving U.S. amid funding cuts: 'The science world is ending'
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I am watching a show where, and this is an entirely accurate description, three dweebs wander around the Alaskan wilderness with blowguns hunting monkeys.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
No couch co-op in Halo Campaign Evolved. I now straight up do not give a fuck about this game. How do they keep fucking this game up?
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Well, I guess I'm throwing out a good hunk of my cabinet.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Sigh. We all knew it was coming, but it is still sad that Affinity is now dead software. Fuck them. Fuck their owners. I have my downloads, so I'm good for years, but now I need to find another company.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Good vibes
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 05/09/2025
This is Margo. She was found as a stray dragging her broken back legs. Vets suspect she was hit by a car. Despite all the pain she's endured, she remains impossibly trusting of people. She needs surgery and a bone graft to repair her hip and femur. You can help her below ❤️‍🩹 15outof10.org/margo
a sandy brown terrier mix with alert ears is wrapped up in a fleece blanket in a laundry basket. she's wearing a large plastic cone. her front paws are politely crossed and sticking out of her blanket bundle.an x-ray of Margo's hips reveals a broken hip and a broken femur.Margo the terrier mix sits in the front seat of a car in a pile of cream blankets. she's sitting upright, and looks away from the camera bashfully.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
So it's obvious now that Trump will never face criminal charges for the things he has done. But I think that now, in his likely final days, the online world should be unified in its voice on one thing: Trump will go down in history as the worst president America has ever had. It won't even be close.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Shrinkflation in real time at the grocery store. Fuck Dunkin. Gotta increase revenue by 1.5% or execs don't get their precious bonuses! Stop buying from big corps. Whatever it takes. Grow your own coffee. Fuck these fucks.
Two orange bags of ground Dunkin coffee on a grocery store shelf, one says 11 ounces, the other says 12.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I am torn about Hulk Hogan. He was a piece of crap, no doubt about it. But he was also omnipresent in my 80s and 90s childhood. His death is yet another fragment of my youth falling off into the sea of oblivion.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Son of a... I just learned that Broadcom bought Bitnami through VMWare. Gotta' stop using Bitnami. Sigh.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Two peas in a pod @theartfuldodger.bsky.social
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Vast Hypno 🔝 @ Fist Fest @vasthypno.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
It's easy to forget just how much things have changed in your lifetime. #nostalgia
The 80s Where...

The Gays Looked Like This: photo of 80s Queen front man Freddie Mercury 

And The Straights Like This: photo of a glam rock front man with big hair and makeup
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Times suck. So for thr sake of our sanity, we should focus on little good things tonight. I will think about how kouign-amann are much more widely available than they were. They are fucking incredible.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I had not previously made the connection, but one of the key business problems with AI is the same as with video game streaming: it doesn't make sense to centralize the power. Even if we accept AI's value, in the near future, local models will be best.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
And so ends the worst Diablo IV season...
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a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson with the words that you know of so far
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson and bart simpson with the words that you know of so far
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Reddit is trying to block meme images of J.D. Vance as avatar pictures. You know what to do. www.reddit.com/r/50501/comm...
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You can no longer upload the meme picture of JD Vance as your avatar
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Sharts of the heavens. #diablo4 #diabloiv
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
MAYBE NOW CUOMO WILL CRAWL UNDER A ROCK AND DIE LIKE HE SHOULD HAVE FUCKING DONE WHEN HE LOST THE GOVERNORSHIP!
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#resist Rhode Island! #nokings
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
#resist Rhode Island! #abolishice #nokings
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Terra chips are like crispy sex in my mouth
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Fuckin BUUUUUURRRRNNN
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Volkswagen makes sausage. It has a part number. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkswa...
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Volkswagen currywurst - Wikipedia
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Northeast baby! Best part of this god forsaken country.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Every time I'm walking through a parking lot and my car emerges from behind another car I play the Star Trek theme in my head because of the ending of Star Trek IV
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
The Bart, the.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Just saw this photo of a young Paul Newman in the navy and he was SO GODDAMNED PRETTY. I fucking hate this man. I'm ugly because God was like "sorry, I gave Paul like twenty years worth of male attractiveness and I've got to spread out what I have left."
Navy photo of Paul Newman, circa 1944.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Nearing completion of my 2004 BMW M3. Way more time and money than expected. Anyone out there used Kenwood or Alpine's cameras for lane departure and accident avoidance alerts?
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Strafefox dropping another of one of the best video game documentary series on YouTube. I remember when Sega's Virtua Fighter released. I saw it in an arcade at like 11 years old and it BLEW MY FUCKING MIND. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gayl...
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The Making of Virtua Fighter
YouTube video by strafefox
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
I would kill for a cell phone that leans into cameras and not into being as thing as fucking possible.
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Classic Silicon Valley. Don't try to actually make things better. Just lean into the slop to maximize profits!
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Engeldinck Humperbert @artofficial.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Imma start posting shit daily. ANYTHING but politics. I'm progressive. You're progressive. We know that! But I want to convince you that Batman & Robin is a superior film to The Dark Knight.
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