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David

@artificialidea.bsky.social
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I’m a radical leftist and professional sports fan. This causes me no problems whatsoever!

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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 5h
Shut the fuck up loser
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 6h
I HATE BASEBALL AGAIN!! FUCK!!!
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 9h
Dodgers are giving me hope and I resent that.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
In honor of my late grandfather’s birthday, I will be cooking pasta; pants: sweat, shirt: none
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I’m always saying this.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
now is forever
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
pathetic
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Man's Funny 'Loser Dance' with a Drink
ALT: Man's Funny 'Loser Dance' with a Drink
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Naw, bros hands are a little dirty
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The radio DJ showing up had me ROLLING
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
When attention is required.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I need one more good year out him for my dynasty team. The Sharks are doing the Lord’s Work for me.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😥
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Curious how you can help? We ask that you sign our petition for Wizards to voluntarily recognize our union, share it with your communities, and keep an eye on this account for future updates! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You should go back to comedy school and take Bits & Riffs 101.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s encouraging to see that her artistic skills have finally matched those of a gifted high schooler.
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m sorry if this was unclear, the answer is actually murdering all of his potential rivals (including the many of the vanguards of the revolution.)
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You have a fundamental misunderstanding of how Stalin came to power.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You’re white with dreads! Why does anyone need to listen to a racist tankie?
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck off you lying sacks of shit.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All my homies love mirror Tuvok
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public health guy @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i genuinely forgot how bad this was
buzzfeednews.com
Nobody Believed Neil deGrasse Tyson's First Accuser. Now There Are Three More.
No one believed Tchiya Amet when she said Tyson had raped her in the 1980s. Now, three other women tell BuzzFeed News that he harassed them, including one who’s sharing her story publicly for the firs...
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop lionizing this pos
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m sorry that you hate yourself and all other woman but you don’t need to make that anyone else’s problem.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Party Down absent, list invalid.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy: I Don't Believe You
ALT: Will Ferrell as Ron Burgundy: I Don't Believe You
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s not bad faith to acknowledge that 1) liberals are increasingly willing to throw marginalized people into the ovens 2) capitalist economic policies drive both parties
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It is though.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What’s the difference?
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gavin Newsom is a fascist that will throw California into a wood chipper to become president.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is surely easy to change the path of a freight train at full speed.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It convinced me that the best comedy is always a little bit evil at heart.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Incredible choices. 30 Rock up top is the morally correct choice though.
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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 21/09/2026
for your future voting knowledge, Gavin Newsom was central in pressuring the AGs to settle their antitrust lawsuit against Paramount:
deadline.com
Done! Paramount Settles Antitrust Suit, Set To Seal Deal For Warner Bros. Discovery
Paramount agreed to settle an antitrust suit by a dozen State Attorneys General led by California's Rob Bonta, the last obstacle to its merger with WBD.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Too late for me.
static.klipy.com
Robert De Niro: You Blew It!
ALT: Robert De Niro: You Blew It!
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You are deeply unserious about opposing fascism if this rattles you.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That might be the most weak-ass whataboutism I’ve ever seen.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Capitalism relies on exploitation. Evil at its core.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I had this idea from reading the elizabeth holmes mouse post and then I couldn't do anything else until i painted the idea to completion
It is a cartoon mouse, like Jerry from Tom and Jerry, shaped like a wedge of cheese presumably because it has eaten a wedge of cheese. The mouse has Elizabeth Holmes' face. The mouse is saying "Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that."Nathan Fielder, looking into a fridge where the mouse has eaten a cheese, says skeptically "Okay. Alright."
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If I were in that room, I would pitch that the premise should be: It's time to play the music; it's time to light the lights. Indeed, it's time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.
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jordan! @jordanjamboree.pittbert.gay · 10/09/2026
No one at Disney knows what to do with any of the IP they consumed over the last 20 years. You just do a muppet show you dumb fucks! You had Sabrina carpenter and Seth Rogan begging you to do this you dumb assholes
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ceej @ceej.online · 07/02/2026
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Nobody is making characters with the nuance of even a Paulie Walnuts anymore.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Commercial AI has nothing to do with actual scientific development of a true machine intelligence. Not even close.
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Fuck off
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David @artificialidea.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It will be a cold day in hell indeed before this socal hockey fan cheers on a Bay Area team. Just holding out hope for an LA expansion.
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Why are anarchists so feared that many cemeteries wouldn’t even keep their corpses? Because we refuse to respect illegitimate authority. I do not respect the laws of a nation which kills and exploits people. To me, that is the only rational stance. In my heart of hearts I reject that relationship.
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