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Atlas Smugged

@arrpeebee.bsky.social
345 followers 557 following 842 posts

Husband, pastor, comedian, medical financial coordinator, armchair American historian, disabled but fighting every day, owner of too many pets.

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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The daily "Fezzik melted into the chair after his walk" pic.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I am not okay. The world has lost a legend, someone who lived their faith openly and proudly. May we all strive to be a little more like Dolly Parton in our everyday lives. RIP, Queen.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I think my insurance screwed up on my new prosthesis. This one keeps running away to chase a red dot.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Welcome back!
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
My remote job just hired a new supervisor.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
The view from our hotel window. Shockingly, it is overcast and intermittently raining. #Inveress #Scotland
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
This is incredibly difficult to look at, but we have to. We have to see and acknowledge the atrocities the federal government is doing in our names. If you are a citizen of the US, you are complicit. I am complicit. But I will not be silent.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Jessica Fletcher & Amos Tupper will return in Avengers Doomsday.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
RIP Tom Stoppard. You created so many incredible works of art, and we are all enriched by your gifts. May your memory be a blessing to all who know and love you.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Am I celebrating or mocking the fact that Charlie Kirk? Not in the least. I believe one gun death is way too many. But Mr. Kirk literally said this is an acceptable outcome to protect the Second Amendment, so I do believe he is reaping exactly what he sowed.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Happy #InternationalDogDay from the Fort. Cat tax to make up for the ugly sideways human head.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I really don't give a damn about Cracker Barrel, but I sure would like the complete, unredacted Epstein Files to be released.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
The MAGA version of My Two Dads sucks.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
This is one of my all-time favorite Pope Francis quotes #HATM
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
My before & after lamb roast after following the @radiofreetom.bsky.social recipe #Episcopal #NotOrthodox #Delicious #EasterDinner
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
The name's Tough. HANK Tough.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
No. I absolutely do not.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
IYKYK
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Sometimes when you FA you FO.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Chaos In Repose: A study of light and shadow reflecting off of an agent of destruction in recharge mode.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
They give you a box of Twinkles? I heard they were back but I haven't seen them in stores yet. That is my kind of hotel room!
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Put. The bunny. Back in the box.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I appreciate that the loop of inane chatter that I have to sit through to get an insurance rep is saying "a representative will be with you as soon as possible," not "a representative will be with you shortly."
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Me to both of my employers: "I'm taking the day off to attend to a personal matter." One of my employers: BTW - anyone have any leads on remote work they can throw my way? This is the straw that broke the camel's back.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Me looking at Will
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Me when I see a drone flying over my house
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
People are posting their black cats for #FridayThe13th so I figured I'd post a pic of my baby EB8, who was taken from us way too soon a couple of months ago. I miss you, my little purr monster.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
This morning, I had to blow my nose. I felt something drip off of my mustache, looked down & realized I had a nosebleed & looked like I was in Fight Club. I got it to stop, but it might have ruined my favorite @toadthewetsprocket shirt. #ToadTheRedSprocket #BloodyHell
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I like Taylor Swift. I like her music. I love her positivity & how she is helping girls & young women claim their power. All that being said, this is quite possibly the lowest possible bar for her to have to hurdle in the history of bars to be hurdled.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
David French is a shitheel. In other breaking news, water is wet.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Post a picture you took to bring some zen into the zone…
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 17/09/2024
In before the 1st million users. And I suck just as much here as I do on all the other sites, only earlier in development! Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #865,403!
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 10/08/2024
I usually loathe the creeping of seasonal merchandise. I don't want to see Santa when I go to the dollar store on November 1st to buy half priced Reese's. But for this, I make an exception. Sincerely, Unapologetic Basic White Boy
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
I've never seen a more apt set of Twitter topics
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 09/04/2024
As a textbook definition of basic whiteness, I love pretty much all things pumpkin spiced. Alas, my birthday is not during the season of spice, so I've taken to saving the last bottle of pumpkin spice coffee creamer to open annually on 4/9. Cheers!
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 03/04/2024
Baltimore right now
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
Me looking at every social media post today #AprilFools
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 18/03/2024
Listen here you sumbitch, you raised $53 MILLION last month. Leave me alone. I'm gonna treat myself to a pizza & some wings and call it "helping Joe stimulate the local economy."
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 01/03/2024
🎵🎶 You don't need to reply all To every work email, oh no 🎵🎶🎵
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Also, who in the hell likes the "redone" Ally Sheedy better than the original? When I saw this movie I didn't care about Molly Ringwald AT ALL. I was 100% Team Sheedy until Molly's character got hold of her.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
Waiting for the newsky users like
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 06/02/2024
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Me when I realize I'm trying to reason with EB
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 04/11/2023
Anyone need a couple unopened suture removal trays? If you're 18 or older no questions asked. Free to whoever the hell wants them.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 01/11/2023
I never understood William Foster's reaction to the cashier at Whammyburger until just now when I tried to use the McDonald's app at 10:20 to get an Egg McMuffin & a cup of coffee only to be told it wasn't available. Breakfast ends at 10:30 at McDonald's.
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
We put our faith in Speaker of the House in Blast Hardcheese
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Atlas Smugged @arrpeebee.bsky.social · 25/10/2023
Assistant TO the Speaker
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