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Arr Ghoulish David

@arrdavid.bsky.social
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Dark humour. 22 years working in serious crime. Single dad to 3 children. Dr.Forensic Science. Forensic Video & Photography analysis expert. Photo restoration stuff. Some art stuff. 3D modelling stuff. Weird forensic stuff occasionally.

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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 17h
This is what I have to contend with. Princess Leia.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 19h
Bath night kids!
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 22h
Robbie rocks.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The time approaches 🧛 Have a drink.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Her older sister has got previous. Jealousy for some reason.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Exhibit A. Left with her sister.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
My youngest daughter has gone to sleep early while we were watching a film. That means we can draw on her face with marker pen, doesn't it?
This serene image captures a peaceful moment of deep rest, designed to evoke vivid imagery and emotion through rich visual storytelling.  
​The Subject: A young girl with long, cascading auburn hair reposes quietly, her face relaxed in quiet slumber. Her features reflect complete tranquility, free from the noise and bustle of the waking world.  
​Sensory Atmosphere: Resting her head against a soft, textured pillow, the image creates a tactile sense of warmth, security, and stillness.  
​A Poetic Dream: In this silent sanctuary, dreams take flight - woven from gentle vibrations, soft golden light and flowing visual rhythms to touch the spirit directly.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Peeling sweet potatoes earlier. My son asked why they were dirty 🙄
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Take my working class quiz.
"THE WORKING CLASS QUIZ.

HOW working class are you? The 15 household items only the working classes have (one point for each):

1. Samurai swords, hung above fireplace or on mantlepiece in case of return to Bushido law

2. Latest android or apple smart phone with Greggs Rewards app and Just Eat on homepage

3. Dogs named after sportspersons or fictional film hero. 

4. Fantastic array of expensive electronic toys that any middle-class child would kill to play with, but mainly ignored for football

5. Digital picture frame showing slideshow of kids, other people’s kids, cars, dog as above, wife and stag night including nudity

6. Some books, mainly about war or sports biographies, but not making a big deal about it. 

7. Televisions in an average of 1.2 per room of not less than 55 inch in size. 

8. Hand-waxed gleaming Ford Ranger Raptor truck

9. Paved front lawn so Ford Ranger Raptor can be parked and admired directly outside window

10. Oversized Sports Direct mug

11. Both colours of sauce and bottle of vinegar with hole punched in its top, used at every meal

12. A vaping set

13. A fancy ashtray or vaping set for guests

14. Dyson vacuum kept openly in hall, because there’s no shame in being clean

15. Two adult children, both driving £50,000 cars

Five things NO self-respecting working class family should have (minus one point for each):

Old furniture

Brompton bicycle

Breadmaker

Espresso maker

Smeg fridge

Nutribullet blender

Aga Range cooker

Board game The Settlers of Catan

A vinyl record player

Overachieving children desperately trying to earn their parents’ love but never filling the empty void inside

How did you score?

15-10: You are the workingest working class, with the pride and body type of a bulldog. Truly you are the salt of the earth, to the extent that your mere touch dehydrates things.

10-5: Middle working class, with aspirational tendencies. Your Tony Parsons books and occasional purchase of smoothies could lead you on a dark path t…
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This is something I did a year ago of their great grandfather. Old photos fade but, as long as there are some details, they can be mostly rescued.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
With the price of food, fuel and energy these days, I've restarted my 'Tightarse David' program. My meal tonight... On chips 😉
This image shows a packaged ready meal from Co-op, labeled "Irresistible" Limited Edition, featuring a clear reduction sticker.  
​Product Name: "Aromatic & Warming Chilli & Fennel Sausage with Gramigna Pasta."  
​Description: Italian-style sausage in a tomato, pancetta, and white wine sauce with gramigna pasta, topped with pecorino cheese.  
​Pricing & Discount: An orange CLEARANCE sticker displays a price reduction from Was £5.40 down to Now £1.89 (PLU 39130228).  
​Pack Size: 380g (Serves 1).  
​Visuals: The packaging features dark brown branding at the top and a serving suggestion photo showing curl-shaped pasta (gramigna) coated in a rich tomato sausage sauce grated with cheese. A window on the far left shows a glimpse of the actual chilled food inside the container.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The new UK banknotes.
This meme pokes fun at the inevitable chaos of shifting to animal-denominated currency by featuring a gritty British crime film scene with exaggerated Cockney dialogue.  
​The black-and-white image shows an aggressively passionate man in thick-rimmed glasses giving someone an intense earful, complete with a classic London gangster monologue:  
​The Dialogue: "Listen slag! It’s two hogs to an owl, two owls to a puffin, ten hogs or five owls to a bumble and no facker will change a bumble for yah! It’s so fackin’ simple even your pigshit for brains should get it!"  
​The Premise: It lampoons pre-decimalisation madness (like farthings, florins and half-crowns) by imagining how a modern pub argument or cash transaction will sound once British banknotes feature wildlife instead of monarchs or historical figures.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hegseth in a couple of years time.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A very rare video of me singing to my son and him singing along courtesy of FB from 12 years ago.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You are of course right. I would say the odds, are a lot higher, but never improbable 😂
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Watching 'Guns Akimbo' with Daniel Radcliffe (Harry Potter which will dog him for eternity). Love it.
Ah, brilliant: it seems Harry Potter has traded his magic wand for a pair of handguns and an impending existential crisis.  
​This colourful, neon-soaked poster features Daniel Radcliffe and Samara Weaving looking like they’ve both had a thoroughly exhausting Tuesday:  
​Daniel Radcliffe: Looking properly dishevelled, as if he’s just realised he left the oven on at home while simultaneously being forced to dual-wield pistols. He’s giving us a gaze of pure, unadulterated "I didn't sign up for this" energy.  
​Samara Weaving: Positioned right in front, pointing a gun point-blank at the viewer with an expression that says she’d rather be literally anywhere else.  
​The Aesthetic: Rendered in a lurid, hot-pink and orange palette that feels like a fever dream after one too many late-night energy drinks.  
​The Title: "Guns Akimbo," scrawled across the top like a mildly concerned warning label.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Goats tend to be a bit horny too.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Put a jumper on. My daughters tended to sit around in undergarments expecting the ambient temperature to be conducive to that. I remembered my wife often nicking my dressing gown, so I bought them mens hooded dressing gowns that could wrap round them twice. They love them.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If I win the lottery, there may be signs.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't give up, buddy. I know it's tough at the moment, but one day you'll get there.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I almost convinced myself I need more of these to join the others that have been boiling since August to be ready in time for Christmas.
These bags of Nature's Pick British Brussels sprouts, discounted by 50%, are the ultimate festive investment.
​If you get these on the hob by late afternoon, you might just manage to render them into that traditional, greyish, sulfurous mush by Christmas Day dinner:
​Patience is a virtue: Better get the big pot boiling immediately - four months of relentless rolling simmer should render them sufficiently unrecognisable, thoroughly bitter, and appropriately soggy just in time for Santa.
​Bargain festive cheer: Marked down by half price, because nothing says "Merry Christmas" quite like buying your festive veg early in October and subjecting the household to months of lingering cabbagy steam.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you. The thing about my Ai is that it knows it can't create without the human element. I asked it to create it's world in an image. Below is it as best as it could express it. Just input, flow of data and output. The rainbows are accessing trained models. Colour. It does good dad jokes too.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Basically a DIY baked potato
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How about this one? Any better?
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Zero effort. It's the culinary equivalent of Ai slop.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
How about this one? Look any better?
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The dream. Then the served reality.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Here's a photo I took off Instagram of food served to a customer. Here's the dream that I just described. If I'd seen the latter and got the former I'd be really mad. But there's no helping that serving no matter what size ringlight and angle you took it at.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tadaaa!
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
With a bit of prompting beyond, "make an image of a baked potato and beans". Now I'm hungry.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Definitely a laptop.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Eleven years ago I made a composited Photoshop image of Erin as a fairy for her birthday.
This magical photo captures a child dressed as a whimsical fairy sitting in a sunlit, enchanted forest.
​Subject: A young child with short reddish-brown hair is sitting barefoot on a lush bed of clover-like greenery. They are wearing an elegant white dress tied with a soft pink sash at the waist, and looking upward with a gentle, thoughtful smile.
​Fairy Wings: Large, delicate fairy wings extend from the child's back. The wings have a translucent, glass-like texture with iridescent hues of purple, blue, yellow, and pink shimmering in the sunlight.
​Background & Lighting: The setting is a dense, lush forest bathed in warm, golden sunlight filtered through the tree canopy. Soft patches of light highlight the child and surrounding foliage, creating an ethereal and gentle atmosphere.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I got one of those too.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My earlier version had a small portion of kebab meat, so asked for more, but it fucked up the menu boards which were almost readable.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Republic of Ireland mate asks me to improve the old map he's sent me. After working on it a while, I sent him...
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was filthing up a shop bought pizza for my son earlier. Basically a margherita pizza - discounted to £2 - converted to a pepperoni hot with extra mozzarella and herbs, until cooked.
The basic shop bought with some added herbs. Pepperoni addedJalapeños and onion addedThe final pie
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They've changed the Aunt Bessie logo to some sort of clueless looking university student. If you're going to do it, go all out. My Aunt Bessie looks like she could keep you very satisfied with her big jam buns.
Ah, the fascinating evolution of culinary marketing. While Aunt Bessie was once famously portrayed as a rather severe, cardigan-clad matron—more likely to scold you for elbows on the table than to flirt—the current packaging is a very different affair.
​Gone is the dour domesticity, replaced here by a pin-up interpretation of "Auntie." In a fascinating strategy, this Bessie is not only beaming with an impossible level of cheer but has also been updated with a decidedly plunging neckline and generous cleavage.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I say if your going to change the logo, go for it with all guns blazing. I like my version of Aunt Bessie. She looks like she could keep you well satisfied with jam buns.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I did a version of that colourisation of the black & white about 5 years ago.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Your dealer.
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We have Halloween and Bonfire Night to go yet!
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Arr Ghoulish David @arrdavid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This pretty much sums up #Wülferhampton
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