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Count Heathula

@aroundtuit.bsky.social
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stationary nomad. climate activist. bisexual. mother. nature lover. book obsessed. free spirit. he/they/she

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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 10h
Had I known, I might have got out quicker. Someone might have helped sooner. I hope awareness can help others.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 14h
Cody squirrel came looking for breakfast and so has a little pile of peanuts.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s really wierd to me that the place I feel safest is in my tent. I suffer from hyper vigilance because of the PTSD and at home it’s exhausting but put me in a flimsy bit of fabric in a field and my whole nervous system relaxes.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Autumn is wild. Just walked past a woman putting a woolly hat on and I’m here still in me Birkenstocks.
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The most fun thing ever to randomly see
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
facts 😌
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Last week when my MOT failed
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Baths be slippy
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ahhh luv u dude
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
hey you 😘😘
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Also recently found out my brother has the Lego Ecto 1 and i have to say im pretty livid with envy.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It’s October which means my kids have 4 whole ghostbusters movies to suffer through with me. I love them. They hate them. I pay for everything so… I win.
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Ghostbusters Afterlife: Iconic No Ghost Logo
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think a good 75% of my energy is spent biting my tongue when watching TV with my teens and I have at least 50 excellent but highly inappropriate jokes.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Why? 🙄
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Death @insatiableone.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
💔 Ahmed is still suffering with his abdomen open. He cries from unbearable pain, while infection threatens his fragile body. He urgently needs surgery, but every hour of delay could cost him his life. We are terrified of losing this little boy. Please help Ahmed now. 🙏 chuffed.org/project/mahm...
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ew
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No thank you.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
‘tism. All I hear when anyone speaks to me is my own brain screaming ‘why are your arms just hanging there?’ ‘Make eye contact’ ‘too much eye contact’ ‘omg blink’ ‘put your hand in your pocket, look casual’ ‘does it look like I’m going to get something out of my pocket now’ ‘why do I have arms?’
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
October last year 😭
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jet2 have cruelly sent me a brochure of autumn breaks in the sun. It’s like they don’t know I’m poor but crave sunshine.
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JeWitch68 @witchywoman68.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Sam Joyson-Cardy @sjjc16.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have a series of questions, but chief among which, how does the seller know that they're life sized?
Facebook marketplace and for "lifesize" grey alien decorative figures.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh fuckity shit that’s… wow. Speechless.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I spend all my days listening to audiobooks set in Ireland with Irish narrators and I think I speak with a Yorkshire/Irish accent now.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I typically only respond to correspondence if it’s in the form of a handwritten letter composed on an oak desk by candlelight using a quill dipped into a bottle of ink, enclosed in an envelope with a wax seal, and sent via raven, so no, I’m afraid I didn’t “see your email."
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Teen daughter looked at me this morning and said ‘lesbian’. I’ll take it 😌
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They still are and I still eat them. I’ll never grow up.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Of course 😌
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ain’t that the truth
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Nice. I actually had one of those for a while. I love my little car but she’s an old lady and needs a lot of TLC haha
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I hate MOT day. Mostly because I drive an old Fiat panda and it’s inevitable she’s going to die on me soon! Fingers crossed for yours!
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Car is at its MOT and I just looked out of my window and my stomach dropped because I thought my car was missing 🤦‍♀️
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I pulled my back making the bed earlier. I cut my finger on bath salts last week. I need tablets everyday for allergies which I only developed in the past few years, same with asthma. I’m going to need to live in a sterile room by the time I’m 50.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The heat from the electric blanket is a good cure for RLS but hideous for perimenopause sweats. And I almost need Pepto bismol as a standard pre bed drink now. How did I go from youthful to decrepit overnight between 39 and 40?
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richard mortimer @richardmortimer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Daily Rothno is The Sound and Isle of Arran #aofoto
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This is a vintage version but it’s a game called ‘Mastermind’. It is good fun unless you play with my kid who seems to come up with unsolvable arrangements.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
My youngest kicks my ass at this every time
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I actually had a pretty good FWB just once. We did actually hang out and got on well and had great hook ups.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not one to brag but scored really high on the ‘tism scale 😌 Some people collect degrees and accolades. I collect diagnoses.
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WandaVision: Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff Says 'I'm Fine'
ALT: WandaVision: Elizabeth Olsen as Wanda Maximoff Says 'I'm Fine'
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yes, I’m a nob head but other parents are just so fucking annoying.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The parents in the school group chat hate me so I just throw contradictory comments in every couple weeks to keep that fire burning bright.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Cat
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is sleeping for 23.5 hours a day acceptable?
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s fun.
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Currently in the phase of life ‘I’m severely lonely but I don’t want anyone within a 5 mile radius of me’
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Michelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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Count Heathula @aroundtuit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
A drawing of a snail and a tiny person with the words ‘my soul falls for the wonky things. the weird but wild & free things.
the things that never learned how to fit. the crooked. the curious. the wonderfully strange.
normal never made my soul
100k twice’
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Helen Day @lbflyawayhome.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Beautiful everyday Ladybird things. Homepride’s Fred the flour grader, nestling among some of my books. (To add to his charms, he was manufactured by ‘Airfix’)
Photograph of Fred in his black suit and black bowler hat smiling out from a bookcase
Where he is surrounded by vintage ladybird books
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