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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 13/09/2023

It would not be home without you, my friend. Have you seen my wife? 🥺

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 29/08/2023

Lady Galadriel! I am pleased to see that you have made the journey in good condition!

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 20/08/2023

If Waldreg knew where Bronwyn was, I believe it would be time for Arondir to throw Waldreg into an icy river until he talked. 😒

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 20/08/2023

You are right. We mustn’t risk anyone doubting how evil you are.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 20/08/2023

Relax; he is fine. He is sitting next to me, batting his eyelashes vaguely in the direction of my palantir. … He insists that I am lying. I am not lying.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 20/08/2023

Right. And I am happily married to— well, no one. 🤔

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 20/08/2023

Perfect. Seethe you tomorrow, my good nemesis.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 19/08/2023

@nothalbrand.unhingedfellowship.lol and I have started over. Same enemyship, only we will ignore our character development. 😌

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 19/08/2023

I am afraid I am uncertain of what a “hobbit” may be, but the more the merrier!

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 19/08/2023

Mmm. No, we best stick with “enemy.” Nemesis, perhaps, for variety.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 19/08/2023

The other one says to tell you— wait, I am not saying that. No! You can tell him yourself.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 19/08/2023

Oh yes, he is most handsome. I have a map with all of his frequent hangouts highlighted in red. I also have a shrine. And a cardboard cut-out.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 19/08/2023

Hit the button that says “follow.” It instructs the app to follow up on blocking me.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 19/08/2023

No, no, that way. I would know; I am Waldreg.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 19/08/2023

Of course! I am always happy to help a friend (or an enemy) Can you DM me on Twitter? I will aid you in this quest.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 18/08/2023

No no — we are acting. We do not know each other. Call me something different.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 18/08/2023

That is a peculiar name for a dark lord.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 18/08/2023

Very well. Here we go again. Ahem. … 𝐴𝑙𝑦𝑒̈ 𝑒𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑢́𝑛𝑎 𝑚𝑒! Speak thy name, oh wicked lord of darkness and shadow!

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🎀 Sauron 💍 the Dark Lord @nothalbrand.bsky.social · 18/08/2023

In my defense, I was left unattended.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 18/08/2023

…but also, please help me find her; I beg of you.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 18/08/2023

Have you seen this woman? … Now you have! 🥰

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 18/08/2023

… … Oh no. We are going to begin our antics once more in this new place… aren’t we?

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 18/08/2023

They neglected to instruct us in this at elf school.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 18/08/2023

… … Was there another way… on Twitter… this whole time?

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 17/08/2023

I am not certain what I expected.

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Arondir @arondir.unhingedfellowship.lol · 17/08/2023

Alas, but it seems that “X” did not mark the spot — for our Fellowship must now travel to the Grey Havens, and sail to lands with bluer skies. And yet my heart is greatly troubled, for I know not where my beloved Bronwyn wanders. 🥺

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