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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My husband told me I should go see my mother in the hospital in the event she doesn't improve. She's intubated and sedated. I can't interact with her and I can't just sit in a hospital room and watch my mother die.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My mother is in the ICU again. Dunno if she'll pull through this time. :-/

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My puppyboy @pikosplaza.bsky.social and I were at a play party last night, that's all well and good. If you misgender my puppy and I hear it, I will swoop in and tell you to back the fuck away from my property. You just lost any privilege of touching him, ever.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My puppyboy @pikosplaza.bsky.social loves sucking his daddy's cock. It makes his pussy drool and his t-dick rock hard. Truly a good boy!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yep. I'd say it's pretty accurate. West coast split between WA and CA.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I'd heard that memory prices were high, but I haven't needed to buy any recently so I largely ignored it. The memory I put in my desktop 2.5 yrs ago cost me $240. It's now selling for $1275. Remind me how AI is making our lives better?

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Remember when GameStop sold games?

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I finally ended a friendship with someone who became more and more toxic over time. We went to Vegas, Seattle, the Grand Canyon and even attended MFF together. The final straw was when he insulted my blue hair. He was unapologetic and weaponized his autism as an excuse for being an asshole.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Puppy says, "the sexy always suffer"

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This conversation with my husband

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

New edab rig, it's so pretty!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Being an early adopter of Gmail means I had a good first pick of email addy, first initial. Last name. It also means that people who use the same schema often use my email addy. Thank you Germaine from Virginia for giving me unfettered access to your Walmart account. Be glad I'm only closing it.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Sold the Tacoma yesterday. Due to the rarity and excellent condition, I had people across the country showing interest. The buyer flew out from Austin with his son with $20k in cash. Wow!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I'm sorry I triggered your PTSD... ... I feel there should be a Hallmark card for this

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

"Funny Animals" comics were my gateway drug to the furry fandom

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

OMG, the clowns that come out of the woodwork when you're selling something on CL... Offer 1: Hey, can I offer you 4K less and trade a vintage motorcycle? Offer 2: Hi, I want to purchase but I'm in Alabama... Offer 3: KBB says your truck is worth $8500 but i'll give you $13K.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

So, my genetics say I'm mostly British isles with bout 23% from "Saxony" But there's about 3% of Scandinavian and that's weird until I remembered vikings raiding England. Raping and pillaging. I'm a fucking Viking!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Because I have sex with uterus having people and I don't want to have little Arlons running around, 2 months ago I had a vasectomy. Tomorrow I have to jizz in a cup to make sure I'm shooting blanks. Mostly cuz I think it's funny to say "jizz in a cup". I mean, that's my calendar reminder.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Personalized plates for the Rivian arrived yesterday, so it's finally time for a reveal!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

Ya ever watch a movie and you're like, "fuck, I needed that, I needed a good cry"?

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

Tattoo Show in Palm Springs this weekend. I made good/bad decisions.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

TIL rabbits have two cervices and uteri. Thank you furry porn.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

In my most ADHD moment, I e-mailed my doc for a psych recommendation for ADHD evaluation... At 9:30pm

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

I don't like that I'm greying, but I gotta say, I'm pretty fucking pleased with how it's progressed.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

Fuck, I needed this At Tail

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Felt cute, might delete later Also lazy and don't feel like cropping

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Because I don't want to have little Arlons running around and I have sex with uterus weilding folks, I got the snip snip yesterday.

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Kageyama Satsuki @kagesatsuki.com · 06/04/2026

I keep seeing people admonish others about discussing politics. To that, I say:

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

I moved from the Bay Area to the Desert 3 years ago and I still have 18 fucking hoodies.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Dear Discord, No matter how many times you shove it in my face, i'm not fucking paying for Nitro. Seriously, Fuck off.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Awww yeah! Fuckin' aurora borealis purple!!!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I just bought this bad boy! And yes, i got the Limited Edition purple. Only a couple hundred made and as of yesterday there were only 3 available in the US. Now 2. www.rivianforums.com/forum/thread...

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"Borealis" purple limited-edition paint color revealed!

New limited purple color named Borealis. Update: Walkaround of Borealis purple color at Art Basel in Miami - shot by @cersmiami

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Woke up this morning with pain in my right shoulder. Like, no reason other than waking up. Seriously, I can't lift my arm without major pain. WTF body?! Getting old sucks!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

My pupper, Zack surprised me with gift art of me breeding him

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

While traveling through passport control in Atlanta, I had a moment of smug satisfaction and disgust as I flipped off Kristi Noem on the monitors overhead.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 22/01/2026

Something about these doors make me feel funny in my no-no place. I can't be the only one that sees it.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

And I'm the only person with blue hair and ear gauges.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

At 55, I am the oldest person at my company. #cryptolife

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

Just landed in Buenos Aries

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adkisson.bsky.social @adkisson.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

I can only hope that today's cold blooded murder by ICE foments action like this turning point in V..

Girl in Guy Fawkes mask being shot by a Fingerman in a scene from V for Vendetta

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Figured I'd share progress. It's almost like you can tell when I started wegovy

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Stand strong Dems. If you cave in now and end shutdown without healthcare, it will be for naught and you lose everything you gained this week, and more.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 12/10/2025

At a park. Perfect temperature. On a blanket. Stoned. Head in lap. Friendly chat. Heaven

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 02/10/2025

Your kiss tasted like weed, and that only made it hotter

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

If I could fuck myself the way I fuck other people, I would die in a sexual happiness singularity.

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