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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

The Orange Menace is now traveling around the country in AF1 on taxpayer's dime bolstering GOP candidates. Normally I'd have a problem with wasting my money, but at least it keeps him out of the oval office

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

My husband told me I should go see my mother in the hospital in the event she doesn't improve. She's intubated and sedated. I can't interact with her and I can't just sit in a hospital room and watch my mother die.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My mother is in the ICU again. Dunno if she'll pull through this time. :-/

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

That's all you ever need to do. Correct yourself, apologize, move on. You get 5 stars for being a good boy!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Not purposely I'd imagine. For context, they'd been chatting for a couple months. There was no excuse. This person only saw a vulva, not the person behind it. Just another fuckboy

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My puppyboy @pikosplaza.bsky.social and I were at a play party last night, that's all well and good. If you misgender my puppy and I hear it, I will swoop in and tell you to back the fuck away from my property. You just lost any privilege of touching him, ever.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

My puppyboy @pikosplaza.bsky.social loves sucking his daddy's cock. It makes his pussy drool and his t-dick rock hard. Truly a good boy!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Hoofers you say? Donuts you say? Where the fuck do I sign up.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Yep. I'd say it's pretty accurate. West coast split between WA and CA.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Come hang in our pool in palm springs.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I'd heard that memory prices were high, but I haven't needed to buy any recently so I largely ignored it. The memory I put in my desktop 2.5 yrs ago cost me $240. It's now selling for $1275. Remind me how AI is making our lives better?

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Most of it was blind boxes and the same sort of stuff you'd find in a blind box store

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Remember when GameStop sold games?

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Well yeah, but it's rare for the R1

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Third?! I just got my R1S gen2 tri a few months ago in the super rare Borealis Had reserve for the R2 but... Borealis.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Set it up, I'll join in the fun!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I finally ended a friendship with someone who became more and more toxic over time. We went to Vegas, Seattle, the Grand Canyon and even attended MFF together. The final straw was when he insulted my blue hair. He was unapologetic and weaponized his autism as an excuse for being an asshole.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

This is another story of peak capitalism. Can't make money selling cars if cars are unnecessary. The auto industry actively lobbies against public transit initiatives. I don't doubt the oil moguls do as well.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Puppy says, "the sexy always suffer"

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This conversation with my husband

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

New edab rig, it's so pretty!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Being an early adopter of Gmail means I had a good first pick of email addy, first initial. Last name. It also means that people who use the same schema often use my email addy. Thank you Germaine from Virginia for giving me unfettered access to your Walmart account. Be glad I'm only closing it.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Sold the Tacoma yesterday. Due to the rarity and excellent condition, I had people across the country showing interest. The buyer flew out from Austin with his son with $20k in cash. Wow!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

I'm sorry I triggered your PTSD... ... I feel there should be a Hallmark card for this

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

"Funny Animals" comics were my gateway drug to the furry fandom

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

OMG, the clowns that come out of the woodwork when you're selling something on CL... Offer 1: Hey, can I offer you 4K less and trade a vintage motorcycle? Offer 2: Hi, I want to purchase but I'm in Alabama... Offer 3: KBB says your truck is worth $8500 but i'll give you $13K.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

So, my genetics say I'm mostly British isles with bout 23% from "Saxony" But there's about 3% of Scandinavian and that's weird until I remembered vikings raiding England. Raping and pillaging. I'm a fucking Viking!

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Fuuuck. You are unbelievably sexy

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

Because I have sex with uterus having people and I don't want to have little Arlons running around, 2 months ago I had a vasectomy. Tomorrow I have to jizz in a cup to make sure I'm shooting blanks. Mostly cuz I think it's funny to say "jizz in a cup". I mean, that's my calendar reminder.

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Hugh Hoofner @arlon.bsky.social · 10/06/2026