Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 05/08/2026@deerinthelilies.bsky.social That you? 020 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Spent my day off laying on the couch with period cramps. In a just universe we'd get some Gerard Way™️ Spice Bag ramblings tonight, but nooooo it's another four days 🤨 010 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 30/07/2026So he takes like one photo every four years now, but he chooses the bathroom for it? How am I not surprised 😹 110 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 28/07/2026He's not, just make him insanely beautiful, and then make everything about him more beautiful! (I know, I know, but it's literally what worked for me. His features are insanely regular, smooth, symmetrical) 110 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Bar next door is having a bit of a slow summer, so I have made it known that: - at the next karaoke night I will pause my Friday evening events. - I will do Wrecking Ball. - I WILL bring a hammer. Someone is bound to have a cam I guess 😹 010 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Proof I'm smarter and a better person than the president of the US 🤷♀️ 020 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Okay, I'll call it. Hearing Gerard way going "I'm okay now" in real time fucking fixed me. (My B stage photos came out fucking atrocious cause my camera couldn't deal with the lights, but have one anyway) 010 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Yeah, I think so too. He seems like a gentle person, and they're pretty much all great at hugs imo 000 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Here, have a Gee who needs a hug. (With consent, it's not that hard) 100 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Damn, I can't wait for Nuremberg 2.0 (we'll have to be more thorough this time) 130 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 17/07/2026The people who got famous for their fucked up ideas have done fucked up shit? 🤯 I still adore a lot of what they do, and genuinely believe they have made the world better overall. But humans be complex. Also I will just swoon for now because the Florence show was otherworldly. 110 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Oh yeah, not sorry, I'll be mcrposting for now. You know, I think a lot of young Isa - looking for Christina Aguilera's "I'm okay" circa 2004 but got lots of search results for "I'm not okay", - and the AU where they didn't say "uhhhhhh wtf" but went and gave it a listen. So many years wasted 😬😬😬 000 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Gosh, I think Gerard needs a hug or something 000 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I travelled 14 hours on trains from three countries just to see my favourite dorks, and the moment I walk in the door at my store, they call out "Ah thank god... Judge!!!" I love my life 💜 020 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Yeah, is it weird that with all his history of not being okay it was super reassuring to watch his bird updates or whatever mundane shit? 010 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I can't believe I suppressed the urge to get a tattoo because I didn't want to interrupt my swimming routine... Just so I could break something in my knee right before the hottest time of the year 😭😭😭 000 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Btw I chatted with a customer this week and it turns out they're in a rock band and they gave me a plek they had in their pocket. I'll take it as an omen for that MCR gig 🤞🤞🤞 010 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Oh sorry I didn't know... I haven't been paying attention to the "cup", I spent my day trying to get the AI to understand that their company damaged my shipment 🥲 010 0
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Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026@spschweiz.ch habt ihr ein Meme dazu oder so? Ich glaube ich verlier den Verstand 🤯watson.chBundesrat nimmt Zahlungen für Patriot-Luftabwehrsystem wieder aufDer Bundesrat nimmt die Zahlungen für das verzögerte Patriot-System zur bodengestützten Luftverteidigung wieder auf. 000 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Sometimes I think I have become reasonably good at taking care of myself, other times I stumble over my own feet and go "it's nothing, really" and keep working. Then a customer who's a doctor goes "uuuhhh tell me if you need something please" and "does that move at all?" 010 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 19/06/2026They really think we're that dumb, do they 020 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Also it IS mildly infuriating to me to think about it too deeply because I don't want those monumental emotions to be caused by wiggles on plastic. 010 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Obvs I didn't end up in jail. But I did confess to some teachers over a drink that we were the ones who set the floor on fire in front of that one teacher's classroom. They said "yeah, that guy was a bit of an ass" 010 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 14/06/2026So, class reunion started with one guy I have probably never had a real conversation with plopping into the seat next to me and saying "I look at so many penises each day" (they're a urologist) and it ended with me saying "there are no buses until tomorrow and jail is closer than home" Good times 😆 010 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 12/06/2026youtu.be/VmE3snE5-Ks?... True.youtu.beMUDRAT - I HATE RICH CUNTS [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]YouTube video by MUDRAT 000 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Nice. Thanks for the recommendation 😁 100 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I believe the world would be better if each season we sacrificed the richest fuck on earth to the gods. 020 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I thought if I disinfected the shop computer's mouse and keyboard, that would be a lovely small task that would feel like something worked for me today. Instead my left eye is now very clean 🥴 I'll have coffee now, before I kms by accident 110 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 11/06/2026...so they can get tickets and snap their own material, surely! 110 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This afternoon I will play more music roulette with the mp3 player in my headphones. Rules: - no songs I have in my rotation - the more ironic the better - for each song I know I also grab an unknown one by the same artist - we do not listen to the songs until they come up during the workout 000 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I got headphones from AliExpress for 20 bucks and tried them in the pool today. They have an old-fashioned mp3 shuffle mode, and it graced me with that moment where American Idiot faded out and Dragostea Din Tei came on, and as I turned there were two rainbows above me. Five stars, no notes. 111 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Fucking hayfever has me so exhausted I got three parcels today, labelled "1 of 2", "2 of 2", and "1 of 1", and for a moment I was wondering what had happened to "2 of 1" 😬😬😬 010 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 09/06/2026It's evening for me, and how did I get through less than half of my to-do list 😨 I hope your day is more successful than that 010 0
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 07/06/2026My friend needs a handpainted Glee Mox, and I'm so excited to make that from scratch! (Bonus sheet of ideas for an upcoming Zada I'm going to alter once the Mox is finished) 000 0
