Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Spent my day off laying on the couch with period cramps. In a just universe we'd get some Gerard Way™️ Spice Bag ramblings tonight, but nooooo it's another four days 🤨 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Bar next door is having a bit of a slow summer, so I have made it known that: - at the next karaoke night I will pause my Friday evening events. - I will do Wrecking Ball. - I WILL bring a hammer. Someone is bound to have a cam I guess 😹 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Proof I'm smarter and a better person than the president of the US 🤷♀️ 020
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Okay, I'll call it. Hearing Gerard way going "I'm okay now" in real time fucking fixed me. (My B stage photos came out fucking atrocious cause my camera couldn't deal with the lights, but have one anyway) 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Oh yeah, not sorry, I'll be mcrposting for now. You know, I think a lot of young Isa - looking for Christina Aguilera's "I'm okay" circa 2004 but got lots of search results for "I'm not okay", - and the AU where they didn't say "uhhhhhh wtf" but went and gave it a listen. So many years wasted 😬😬😬 000
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Gosh, I think Gerard needs a hug or something 000
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I travelled 14 hours on trains from three countries just to see my favourite dorks, and the moment I walk in the door at my store, they call out "Ah thank god... Judge!!!" I love my life 💜 020
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I can't believe I suppressed the urge to get a tattoo because I didn't want to interrupt my swimming routine... Just so I could break something in my knee right before the hottest time of the year 😭😭😭 000
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Btw I chatted with a customer this week and it turns out they're in a rock band and they gave me a plek they had in their pocket. I'll take it as an omen for that MCR gig 🤞🤞🤞 010
Reposted by Isa (asleep or dead?)Cloudy🐈 @hellocloudy.bsky.social · 24/06/2026#makeaterriblecomicday2026 8737242
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 24/06/2026@spschweiz.ch habt ihr ein Meme dazu oder so? Ich glaube ich verlier den Verstand 🤯watson.chBundesrat nimmt Zahlungen für Patriot-Luftabwehrsystem wieder aufDer Bundesrat nimmt die Zahlungen für das verzögerte Patriot-System zur bodengestützten Luftverteidigung wieder auf. 000
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Sometimes I think I have become reasonably good at taking care of myself, other times I stumble over my own feet and go "it's nothing, really" and keep working. Then a customer who's a doctor goes "uuuhhh tell me if you need something please" and "does that move at all?" 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Obvs I didn't end up in jail. But I did confess to some teachers over a drink that we were the ones who set the floor on fire in front of that one teacher's classroom. They said "yeah, that guy was a bit of an ass" 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 14/06/2026So, class reunion started with one guy I have probably never had a real conversation with plopping into the seat next to me and saying "I look at so many penises each day" (they're a urologist) and it ended with me saying "there are no buses until tomorrow and jail is closer than home" Good times 😆 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 12/06/2026I believe the world would be better if each season we sacrificed the richest fuck on earth to the gods. 020
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This afternoon I will play more music roulette with the mp3 player in my headphones. Rules: - no songs I have in my rotation - the more ironic the better - for each song I know I also grab an unknown one by the same artist - we do not listen to the songs until they come up during the workout 000
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I got headphones from AliExpress for 20 bucks and tried them in the pool today. They have an old-fashioned mp3 shuffle mode, and it graced me with that moment where American Idiot faded out and Dragostea Din Tei came on, and as I turned there were two rainbows above me. Five stars, no notes. 111
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Fucking hayfever has me so exhausted I got three parcels today, labelled "1 of 2", "2 of 2", and "1 of 1", and for a moment I was wondering what had happened to "2 of 1" 😬😬😬 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 07/06/2026My friend needs a handpainted Glee Mox, and I'm so excited to make that from scratch! (Bonus sheet of ideas for an upcoming Zada I'm going to alter once the Mox is finished) 000
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 06/06/2026On second thought I guess what bothers me most about this is that people might get the idea I'd actually get hurt in a brawl. 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Aw fuck, I tend to get some hyperpigmentation in the face in summer, but it's been okay so far because it was more or less just following my features and just not super visible. This time I was hit by a large round, weird spot that looks like I've been in a bar brawl. 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 03/06/2026My earbuds got an AI assistant with their last update. They also cannot reliably tell the battery levels anymore. I mean... Great, how do I uninstall it? 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Oh and I am SO over purple hair. Going Danger Days red now 🤩🌈 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Good thing I'm alone at work rn because I absolutely just squealed out loud thinking about that MCR gig in 6 weeks 😆😆😆 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Of all the shit I say at work, what silenced the room was when I said I'd be making "just a few simple desserts" for a bbq: A tiramisù, cinnamon cruffins, and by popular demand a fennel tart with chocolate topping (a joke that got out of hand). So anyway, have a pic of the fennel tart 100
Reposted by Isa (asleep or dead?)Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 29/05/2026Time Machine Conversation xkcd.com/3251/ 183074393
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 29/05/2026Update: Pool's warm now. The universe hates me less, but I'm still old. 010
Reposted by Isa (asleep or dead?)🎃 Robin Bobcat 🎃 @robinbobcat.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Okay, love you all, but I'm gonna hide under the couch now. 1594
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Cookie erasure is really hurting our proud tradition of snatching family recipes off food packaging 🤨 (My oats have a new packaging, and it doesn't have the cookie recipe on the back anymore 🥲) 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 24/05/2026So, um, I figured I should stop with the almost genderless faces already. 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The truly dumbest timeline is the one where we have the technology to listen to music underwater, but the thing comes without a way to charge it. I'm going to go live in the fucking woods. 000
Reposted by Isa (asleep or dead?)Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 22/05/2026tv shows reeling nazis in like 82498535
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 21/05/2026The pool was cold the last two weeks, so I've switched from three units of swimming to just one, but have been doing some short runs. So, does my knee hurt because a) too much exercise b) too little exercise c) the wrong exercise d) lol fuck you, you're old and the universe hates you 😐 110
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I think I'm going to call this one "If the Joker can sort himself out why won't you" 🥴 020
Reposted by Isa (asleep or dead?)Thorsten Mense @mense.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Happy Antiherrentag 430945
Reposted by Isa (asleep or dead?)Irregular Galaxy Doods @igdoods.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I just wish we could have pressed it sooner 🐦 26617
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I got the job of inviting our former teachers to the class reunion. The one I remember most fondly (and agonized over the proper way to address them because I really can't remember if we were on a first name basis) replied that they're too poorly to leave the house. That hit hard AF. 000
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Song I found on my storage card that I would NEVER EVER have expected to age that well: youtu.be/NHozn0YXAeE?...youtu.beHanson - MMMBop (Official Music Video)YouTube video by HansonVEVO 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I told a friend I'm going to see MCR, and he was like "I don't know who that is" I said "Black parade, you know?" And he deadass says "oh yeah, I think I went to see them like 15 years ago, but it was boring and I wouldn't do it again. I'm really hyped to see Placebo next week though." 😭😭😭 000
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 07/05/2026The place I order those obscenely long receipt paper rolls from said I should order a gift for mother's day from them. Makes sense, if I used a bunch of fucking endless paper I could probably list all the reasons mom is getting zero, nada, zilch. 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 06/05/2026🤯🤯🤯 I've been invited to a jam session. Some of the people on the band are professionals, and then some of us have limited their singing to the shower for the last 20+ years 😬🥲😹 This will be interesting 010
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Tatyova enjoying the summer holiday she deserves 🖌️🐠😆 000
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Progress on Tatyova 😆🖌️🐠 The other week someone saw my Kefka alter and asked how much to fuck up a Flusterstorm, but dude I'm just happy every time I don't have to buy you a new card 😆 020
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Okay, now wrap a herring fillet around it before you pickle it. 000
Isa (asleep or dead?) @aristobats.bsky.social · 02/05/2026Another one bites the dust 😆 (Tatyova will be in a beach chair, sipping on a drink) 030