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Alissa Thee Italian

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she/her/hers Il mio nome è il simbolo della tua eterna sconfitta. 🐺 Strega🤘🏼🌶️ | Proud Zia ❤ | Emotional Support Grammarian 📝 | Spoonie 🥄 | ⚽🏒⚾🏈 | BLM ✊🏼 | Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | Pro-abortion | Free 🍉 | 🚫🧊 I live on the ancestral land of the Mohican people. 🐻🐺🐢🦃

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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 3m
Is she supposed to be kind to these so-called reporters asking her if she married her brother? Something that anyone with half a brain could fact-check in minutes.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 13m
As someone that never watched it (read: purposely avoided it once I saw the description/trailer), I don't know what this post means. But I do know that I was wildly uninterested in a group of middle class (or richer) white girls whining about life when it came out. Multiply that by a million now.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 17m
Hailee OPENLY rooted for her husband and his team?! She didn't do it covertly, under the cover of darkness and sinister secrets? I am SHOOK. Editor here, tired of people using words in asinine ways in headlines. Next thing she'll ADMIT to loving her husband.
Screenshot from my mobile phone notifications that reads:

Hailee Steinfeld cheers on husband Josh Allen

The actress openly rooted for the Buffalo Bills quarterback during Monday's overtime win
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 4h
I might have sympathy for her nerves if this wasn't THE PRESS SECRETARY OF THE UNITED STATES. You should not even sniff in the direction of this job without an extremely comfortable demeanor in front of a press conference mic.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 19h
Your annual reminder from a proud Italian American that Christopher Columbus was a genocidal psychopath, responsible for some of the cruelest and most sickening acts in history. And I have zero respect for Italian Americans who continue to cling to this monster. Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day ❤️
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I really don't know why I am still shocked by shit these psychos do and say but this one had my jaw dropped. We're completely and utterly lost. apnews.com/article/fort...
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Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed
The Pentagon says the firing squad execution of Fort Hood shooter Nidal Malik Hasan will be livestreamed after Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said the execution would be “public.”
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sen. John Kennedy says he’s considering running for president share.google/iPeR6Xfqp9s8...
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Sen. John Kennedy says he’s considering running for president
The Louisiana Republican said he hasn’t decided and that right now he’s planning to run for re-election in 2028.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
share.google/d0dBEsH1ghwU... "...after Schmitt was poised to accuse Smith of perjury after the prosecutor denied being at an Atlanta Hawks NBA game." Was poised?! The turd said "I think you've already perjured yourself." He accused him of perjury and then called him a dirtbag.
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Smith’s game-day texts reviewed by Schmitt never referenced basketball team names
Text messages obtained by The Hill show former special counsel Jack Smith’s staff didn’t reference any basketball team names, adding to the confusion around why Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-Mo.) errantly a…
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I saw video of this and it's somehow even better still. Her disbelief at the incompetence and how their gotcha moment went down like a lead balloon.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder how much that poster board cost Schmitt to make. For his sake, hopefully he got it at a discount.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's weird, but Amodei in particular pisses me off because he keeps doing this "mea culpa, I'm just a nerd trying my best, please don't hate me" impression. And as a fellow Italian American (also with a lot of family in Tuscany)...che schifo.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think one of my colleagues uses this. As long as I can still do everything I need for work, this would actually be my preference. Thank you for the reminder!
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's really the main cause though. My grandfather has watched it nearly religiously my entire life and he bailed on it because of her. Don't assume all old people are bigoted conservative turds.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jess (Zooey Deschanel) Crying
Alt: Jess from New Girl (Zooey Deschanel) sobbing uncontrollably and reaching for a tissue. Her hair is in a messy ponytail and she's wearing a plaid button down shirt.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Omg, during my internship at a lit agency, I had to update a doc for the Spring catalog, and the tiniest thing would throw everything into chaos. I ended up redoing the entire style guide just to help the next poor intern so they knew what fixes I used.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The manuscript was delayed multiple times, so my guess is it's already bogged down by comments, but it should be able to handle it. If I am paying for a service, it should be able to withstand the workload. 😑
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have adjusted the settings to the nth degree. Unfortunately, I need to use it for work, Track Changes, all that. I sort of accept that toward the end of an edit, it's going to be sluggish. But I just opened a new manuscript, haven't made any changes, I'm just checking for formatting issues.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so glad I spend $120 a year to use Microsoft Word and it's already freezing before I have even made an edit on this manuscript. The joy is overwhelming.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They wouldn't enjoy the essays I would write about them.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've seen occasional mentions of it for the last several years but it still hasn't registered as sane inside my brain. I organize my fridge, but that's for function.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yup! There are a lot of great sources on this, but more recently is Maddow's "Ultra" podcast.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please do. I'm frustrated that I am not seeing more conversations about how destructive these sites are.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lot of fascist sympathizers in the US back then. Hitler famously idolized Ford as the ideal antisemite to aspire to. We've buried a lot of our history in order to look like the perfect heroes and that lack of knowledge and/or recollection is part of why we're here.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But they wrote essays!
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I genuinely hope these fuckers choke on an endless stream of rancid dicks.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Buffalo Bills’ Joe Brady makes NFL history with 3-0 start  | Buffalo Rumblings share.google/5o2H8JJLEvdK... YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR GD MOUTH RIGHT NOW 🤘🏼🧿🤘🏼🧿🤘🏼🧿🤘🏼
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3 games, 3 wins: Joe Brady makes NFL history
At 37, Brady became the fifth-youngest NFL head coach to win his first three games
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this one of those "I'm old" things? When did it become okay to have your phone at top volume while you scroll your TikTok feed in a hospital waiting room? Do you think I want to listen to your brain rot?
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Holy fuck, I am terrified to google "alpha school." Mostly because I am guessing it's exactly as it sounds.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
All I can think of is what is happening that he's not admitting to publicly?
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Suddenly feel like listening to NOFX's Heavy Petting Zoo.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I actually don't know if Cuomo is a known creeper, there are other musicians that I have heard bad things about them for years through the scene, but at my age you stop expecting your "idols" to be good people. You just hope they're not harming others.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyway, I knew some things were meant to be kind of emotionally gross and messy but maybe it was the voracious reader in me that I could see things a little deeper. Perhaps I also carelessly hoped that it was mostly introspection and not a confession of villainous behavior. It's still my favorite. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey, this was a good read. I'm probably about a decade older than you (1979), I have strong memories of listening to this album during all day swim meets and in my bedroom with headphones on. I always loved it, and I already knew then what "Pinkerton" meant (grew up listening to opera too).
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't put any politicians on a pedestal, but Tish continues to WORK. And I appreciate it. abcnews.com/US/new-york-...
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New York Attorney General Letitia James files suit against Polymarket
New York AG Letitia James has filed suit against Polymarket, accusing it of being an illegal gambling operation that is operating in the New York without a license.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You would think that they would at least understand that if the human incubator (their view) wasn't working properly, the baby couldn't survive. So now there's no Tierra and no baby. And a family is devastated. It was never about the sanctity of life, it was always about control. Rest easy, Tierra.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you cosign some cruelty, you cosign all cruelty. When you cosign some corruption, you cosign all corruption. I'm not impressed with some people seeing the light after paying too much at the pump, but not when infants are kept in prison camps.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm actually tired of the "this isn't what voters signed up for" crap. If you voted for DT, this is exactly what you signed up for. You had all the information and endless evidence to suggest some incarnation of all this. You just hoped the misery only stuck to trans kids and brown people.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@vandawilcox.bsky.social Augurissimi, Dottoressa! 🎉💗🎂
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This was so bad that my initial, extremely immediate reaction was flinching. That was before I was able to process all of it.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thank you so much 😊❤️
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
*Xitter
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@lefty824.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Smashie! 🎉💕🎂
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fetterman, you absolute schmuck.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I don't think enough people realize how detrimental this will be to society as a whole. I was aghast when sports betting became mainstream, forced down our throats by commentators and ads, then now we're betting on everything? We're fucked.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Aw man. I didn't have him on a pedestal, but I still thought he knew better. Disappointed.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm on the Gen X side of Xennial, so 4 books were out before I even knew what HP was. I read them and found them fun, but only once, and I never felt compelled to return to them. I get clinging to something you grew up on, but part of growing up is recognizing some of your faves are toxic.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Oh man, what a beautiful boi. 💔
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If this isn't real, let it start being real from now on, please.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In a world where the ZipRecruiter jingle (with Josh Triplett's smooth vocals, peppy horns, and those emerald velvet suits) exists, imagine the audacity of putting that atrocious Plexaderm jingle on the air.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So "using taxpayer funds" is essentially being open to new media and not just print and TV? THE AUDACITY. I wonder if the NYT gets more article clicks or paper purchases when they feature Mamdani doing ANYTHING. Isn't this the same thing as more likes and viewers?
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