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Alissa Thee Italian

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she/her/hers Il mio nome è il simbolo della tua eterna sconfitta. 🐺 Strega🤘🏼🌶️ | Proud Zia ❤ | Emotional Support Grammarian 📝 | Spoonie 🥄 | ⚽🏒⚾🏈 | BLM ✊🏼 | Ally 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ | Pro-abortion | Free 🍉 | 🚫🧊 I live on the ancestral land of the Mohican people. 🐻🐺🐢🦃

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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Sen. John Kennedy says he’s considering running for president share.google/iPeR6Xfqp9s8...
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Sen. John Kennedy says he’s considering running for president
The Louisiana Republican said he hasn’t decided and that right now he’s planning to run for re-election in 2028.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
share.google/d0dBEsH1ghwU... "...after Schmitt was poised to accuse Smith of perjury after the prosecutor denied being at an Atlanta Hawks NBA game." Was poised?! The turd said "I think you've already perjured yourself." He accused him of perjury and then called him a dirtbag.
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Smith’s game-day texts reviewed by Schmitt never referenced basketball team names
Text messages obtained by The Hill show former special counsel Jack Smith’s staff didn’t reference any basketball team names, adding to the confusion around why Sen. Eric Schmitt (R-Mo.) errantly a…
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I wonder how much that poster board cost Schmitt to make. For his sake, hopefully he got it at a discount.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's really the main cause though. My grandfather has watched it nearly religiously my entire life and he bailed on it because of her. Don't assume all old people are bigoted conservative turds.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm so glad I spend $120 a year to use Microsoft Word and it's already freezing before I have even made an edit on this manuscript. The joy is overwhelming.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I genuinely hope these fuckers choke on an endless stream of rancid dicks.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Buffalo Bills’ Joe Brady makes NFL history with 3-0 start  | Buffalo Rumblings share.google/5o2H8JJLEvdK... YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR GD MOUTH RIGHT NOW 🤘🏼🧿🤘🏼🧿🤘🏼🧿🤘🏼
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3 games, 3 wins: Joe Brady makes NFL history
At 37, Brady became the fifth-youngest NFL head coach to win his first three games
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is this one of those "I'm old" things? When did it become okay to have your phone at top volume while you scroll your TikTok feed in a hospital waiting room? Do you think I want to listen to your brain rot?
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I don't put any politicians on a pedestal, but Tish continues to WORK. And I appreciate it. abcnews.com/US/new-york-...
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New York Attorney General Letitia James files suit against Polymarket
New York AG Letitia James has filed suit against Polymarket, accusing it of being an illegal gambling operation that is operating in the New York without a license.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm actually tired of the "this isn't what voters signed up for" crap. If you voted for DT, this is exactly what you signed up for. You had all the information and endless evidence to suggest some incarnation of all this. You just hoped the misery only stuck to trans kids and brown people.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
@vandawilcox.bsky.social Augurissimi, Dottoressa! 🎉💗🎂
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@lefty824.bsky.social Happy Birthday, Smashie! 🎉💕🎂
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Fetterman, you absolute schmuck.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In a world where the ZipRecruiter jingle (with Josh Triplett's smooth vocals, peppy horns, and those emerald velvet suits) exists, imagine the audacity of putting that atrocious Plexaderm jingle on the air.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
So "using taxpayer funds" is essentially being open to new media and not just print and TV? THE AUDACITY. I wonder if the NYT gets more article clicks or paper purchases when they feature Mamdani doing ANYTHING. Isn't this the same thing as more likes and viewers?
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happiest of birthdays to this absolute legend. 😍🎉 @soundgardenmusic.bsky.social
Black and white photo of Soundgarden's Kim Thayil on stage, holding his signature white Polara guitar. He's wearing jeans, a Mastodon tee, and a trilby.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Imagine having this much money that you don't do bare minimum research before investing this much. Joshua Kushner appoints Musk lawyer to battle Uefa World Cup legal case share.google/N09tn733aAeT...
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Joshua Kushner appoints Musk lawyer to battle Uefa World Cup legal case
Brother of Trump’s son-in-law Jared says he would not have shown interest in Gianni Infantino’s scheme if he’d grasped ‘political dynamics of global football’
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
That's it! No more! Dolly, then Tim, now Peter?! Source: The Hollywood Reporter share.google/LHg4AaRW2Vst...
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Peter Cullen, Voice of Optimus Prime in ‘Transformers,’ Dies at 85
The theater-trained Canadian also created sounds for King Kong and the Predator and portrayed Eeyore, Winnie the Pooh's pal.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The emergency department doc has Batman stenciled or silk-screened on the back of his lab coat. This obviously means he's the World's Greatest Emergency Medicine Physician.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think if it came out Dolly secretly was a POS, that might be my last straw with humans, but I very much doubt I have to worry. We lost one of the absolute best today. I hope she went peacefully. Rest in power, queen.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOO 💔
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Ozzy's "No More Tears" comes on the radio and my white ass is SAT. Between Zakk's guitar and *Mike's bass? Jesus. *HT to Bob Daisley, as he recorded the bass, but that song doesn't even exist without Mike's riff.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
And again.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It...is?
Screenshot from the title of an opinion piece for the Wall Street Journal: 

Waiting for Obama

The Democratic Party is on the verge of a civil war. The former president is still leading from behind.

By Matthew Hennessey

July 20, 2026
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I've failed to grieve you properly because accepting reality completely felt like a cement truck sitting on my chest. Happy heavenly birthday, Chris. I was present for this performance and when the song began, I started sobbing uncontrollably. It's a very special song. youtu.be/vo8YxDL7W1U?...
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Temple of the Dog - Seasons (Chris Cornell) - Live at Madison Square Garden in NYC on 11/7/16
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
At least he didn't stay in the middle of the group this time. But JFC, it's not about you, you selfish prick. MOVE.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My reaction to reading that Lindsey Graham was dead was very similar to hearing that Rush Limbaugh died. I was in the car for that one though, and I am sure other drivers thought I had slid right into my cartoon villain era. Lots of mad cackling and psychotic grins.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
😌 youtu.be/O5APc0z49wg?...
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'Oh, What a Beautiful Mornin’' | Gordon MacRae | Rodgers & Hammerstein's OKLAHOMA! (1955 FIlm)
YouTube video by Rodgers & Hammerstein
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
It's happening again. This is hilarious.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
The guy in the next apartment either watches the movie "Free Willy" or the MV for "Will You Be There" at minimum 2x a week. I can hear the beginning with the chorus starting unmistakably. It's so random and kind of adorable.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
It seems like a lot of pundits and journalists are confused by what progressive is. One just described Dan Goldman as a progressive. Huh?
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Not shocked that DiNapoli is probably going to win, but I am bummed. But my pick for 44 was a long shot and she's winning by a lot.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Goddamn, Zohran. You really are magic.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I hope you fail spectacularly, Oilers. And I hope McDavid leaves and immediately wins the Cup*. *Unless he goes to the Bruins, then fuck him too.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I feel like if Gabbard had more sway with DT, her status as Chris Butler's puppet would be scaring the shit out of a lot more people. I find it literally terrifying that our former DNI was being told what to do and say, sometimes word for word.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I love them, but this is so accurate.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
I didn't need to be a crime fiction editor that has fact-checked all sorts of forensic info, including what a cut from a knife looks like versus a natural tear, to know that nothing about this looks like radical leftist saboteur vandals secretly went after the bottom of the pool with knives.
Floating segment of "American flag blue" paint in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool filled with bright-green algae. The image is a split screen of 2 examples of this phenomenon.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
David Gentile who defrauded thousands of people,was tried and found guilty, and now he's free and clear. But Jonathan Carl touched the floating peeled paint in the reflecting pool while reporting on the situation, and he's "in trouble." I'm so delighted we're cracking down on the real criminals!
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
This reminds me of the people that report huskies being "left" in the snow. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Devon farmer reported for sheep worrying after herding own flock
Sheep farmer Tom Trueman says "people don't seem to understand what a farmer actually does".
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Big congrats to all the Knicks fans! Celebrate safely, please. ❤️
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I believe I can cause my team to lose if I am watching on the wrong screen, in the wrong room, while wearing the wrong shirt or sitting in the wrong position. Of course it's Trump's fault they lost.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Does whoever made the decision to show DT during the anthem not understand NYers...at all? What about them made you think they would hold their opinion for ANYTHING?
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Not only is the US not structurally set up for a tournament like the World Cup, but we are not morally or politically set up for it. Barring players, staff, refs from entering...really welcoming atmosphere. What a unifying environment! Paint over another beloved local mural to enforce that mirage.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
As I have said before transphobes are obsessed with trans people. Some of them think about trans people more than actual trans people think about being trans.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My god, @velshi.com just emotionally decimated me. See you at 11 pm, friend.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
If Mitchy scores the OT winner, I will lay a fucking egg.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
This is the exact facial expression I just made. This is nuts.
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Shocked Face Amazed Look Horror Astonishment Open Mouth Expression
Alt: A man with wavy blonde hair looks completely shocked with his mouth open and eyes wide. He's wearing a white collared shirt with a blue sweater over it, while sitting in an audience environment.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
OKAY. OKAY NOW. BRING ON THE SHIT SHOW!
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
If he scored here, that would have been absolutely nuts.
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Alissa Thee Italian @arissarox.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
STOP IT.
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