Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The West Coast leg of my tour kicks off tomorrow. Some tickets still available for: Sunnyvale, CA 10/7 Spokane, WA 10/8 Tacoma, WA 10/10 Chandler, AZ 11/19 182
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I just want my $300 back from Sebastian Maniscalco 1335
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don't really repost this, but it's been coming up a lot lately. Plus I have shows to promote. I still get asked, "what was going through your mind when this happened?" I wish it was something deep and cool, but it was: "I can't believe that just happened...would it be funny if I drank it, though?" 3232
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Keep your ozempic, I'll be over here hauling materials to prepare for winter. 4180
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I stopped telling this joke, but Kash Patel says it's ok now. Thank you for accepting me. 2141
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I made these. Happy new year. This is the closest you'll get to seeing my nudes 2360
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Lshana tovah. Happy new year. I actually did just get my period, which is how I remembered to post this. 0101
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026When it comes to Mitch McConnell, I think we can all agree... 0102
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Added some new dates. Just 6 tickets left for Cambridge, MA Come see me on the road! 270
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Sorry I can't tell when videos are AI, but I can tell that my parents are in a happy marriage ♥️ 0142
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Happy Easter from a slightly confused and jealous outsider 2140
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026Happy day 2 of Passover to all who forgot and already accidentally ate bread 4170
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 01/04/2026For some of us, the search for the afikomen started at the grocery store 2180
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 12/03/2026The absolute joys of womanhood Franklin, MA ➡️ Louisville, KY ➡️ Fairfield, CT ➡️ Dallas, TX ➡️ Naples, FL ➡️ Dayton, KY 0170
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026This joke is incredibly different now, and it's cool to see how it's evolved over the last few months (new punchline entirely, more asides, ends with a callback). Here's how I used to tell it, happy president's day 1150
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 17/12/2025ChicaGO to my show tonight (Sorry I woke up with this in my head, but it's like The Ring where I need other people to see it in order to be rid of it) 190
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Communication was always our issue Upcoming dates Charlotte, NC 11/12 New Orleans, LA (Skankfest) 11/14 - 11/16 Great Barrington, MA 12/12 Chicago, IL 12/17 Boca Raton, FL 3/6 0111
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Right after my husband and I met, we had this conversation 0121
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Them: Comedians are modern day philosophers Me: 1772
Ariel Elias @arielcomedy.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Quick thinking, or... From my special 'A Jewish Star' available now on YouTube 3160
