Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026All Pepsi products are vegan with the exception of Diet Pepsi, which is vegetarian. It’s clearly something sensitive in the flavouring, as they won’t say what it is. I find this MADDENING. What could it be?? 010
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you weren’t already well aware, Nintendo puts a bitter taste on their Switch games to keep kids from eating them. You only have to lick them to find this out. If not, please have the camera ready when you convince someone to try and see if it’s true, because it’ll bring you joy for WEEKS. 041
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Survived another night in Bath. Watched an absolute mess of a woman throw a wobbly on the ground outside the Slug & Lettuce only to be carted off by three grumbling friends, all before midnight. 060
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sounds like an excellent way to go about it. Pack a jumper if you plan on going up the cable car to Teide. Well worth it, but it’s nippy! 010
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Beginning to vaguely plan our winter sun for mid January. Any strong opinions on staying near the dunes on Gran Canaria? 100
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Ah, southern Tenerife is good fun. Are you getting a hire car? 100
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Gotta say, watching daytime tv when you’re off sick does make you wonder if you’re having a fever dream at times. 2101
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A belated birthday cake for me as the OH brought plague into our house. Far tastier for not dying of tummy ache. 😎 130
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Some favourites of mine include: - Ladybug / ladybird - Cat coat patterns (tabby, calico, tuxedo, ginger) - If they have a word for redneck/hillbilly - The phrase for someone who is a bit anal retentive 110
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026So I love learning about language differences that people don’t realise are A Thing. Go ahead and ask people what they call some of these things in their native language. (I suspect this will be an ever-evolving topic.) 100
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026At this point, if you ain’t laughing and poking fun, you’re in the depths of despair 🙃 120
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You ever see someone make enough of a pig’s ear out of fixing something that you can see the moment when they give up and just order a new one? 030
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I say he was born at the age of 30 and has only gotten older. It’s a running joke between us. 050
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My husband is 2 years older than me. I just had to guide him through how to use his Apple Pay without unlocking his phone. 130
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Oh dude, I’m from the US. I used to have a Care Credit card for when my cat needed a vet visit. 🙃 010
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Tbf, the vet did show me both of them. She’s good 😊 000
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 26/09/2026😂static.klipy.comExcuse Me, Rude!Alt: Excuse Me, Rude! 010
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Noticed a concerning cyst-like thing on the cat’s gum line last night and promptly booked her into the vet this morning. Was told that those are, in fact, just cat gums. And are actually quite healthy. I mean, £52 for peace of mind at least? 🙃 161565
Reposted by Kate BurtonMerchant Adventurers’ Hall @merchantshallyork.org · 21/09/2026Apparently oysters are aphrodisiacs. Perhaps not this one. 😬 513223
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I feel like I’ve forgotten how to microblog on here these days. Humour me as I try and remember. 020
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026static.klipy.comEmotional Damage Meme ReactionAlt: Emotional Damage Meme Reaction 010
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Unless there’s gold flakes on it, I’m calling shenanigans. 120
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I am utterly convinced that the word luxury has lost all meaning. 120
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 06/07/2026This appears to be the summer of the Great Fly Plague. 140
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 14/03/2026The crack is so big and growing so quickly we’ve retreated to the back seat to wait and laid out a sleeping bag to catch any shattered glass should it dramatically give up the ghost. 201
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Getting to hang out in the outer burbs of London today as we wait for a tow truck to drag us home. 100
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 15/02/2026It’s still a wild ride if you need a hole of the internet to fall into. 010
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 15/02/2026Elders of the Chronically Online: who else remembers the tale of the Groverhaus? 230
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Why is my dishwasher suggesting an UNO reverse on me? 260
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 08/02/2026The Creation of Adam ✨wishes✨ it was so iconic. 0160
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Expat life is continually explaining to people that flying abroad back to your home country to see family is not a holiday, even if the cost is the same. 030
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 29/01/2026Holy shit y’all. I know I feel better (and colder) and that I’ve been losing weight, but look at the difference a year makes. 090
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 28/01/2026If the weather hurts to breathe, the double scarf situation is mandatory! 010
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Bless him though, I hope he makes good strides in his water conservation plans. And maybe picks up a hobby alongside his wife. 020
Kate Burton @ariadnemaze.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I’ve been living in the UK too long and forgotten just how earnest Americans can be. Could you even imagine the level of roast a British local politician would get for putting up something like this? abilenetx.gov/Directory.as...abilenetx.govStaff Directory • Weldon W. Hurt 110
Reposted by Kate Burtonmistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 27/01/2026the ubiquity of advertising in every possible niche of our lives needs to be ended with righteous anger and furious violence 43010